What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 10

Cloud · 08-29-2009, 05:28 PM

OMG! (laughs with Clodfobble). All that -- plus opera?! They're doomed!

Glinda · 08-30-2009, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

only one of those pics is working for me

but great there was a happy ending

Rats. The pics are from my friend's Picasa web account. Maybe this link to all the kitty pics will work:

http://picasaweb.google.com/Dragon43...18631397746402

(click View All)

monster · 08-30-2009, 03:25 PM

oh poooor cat

footfootfoot · 08-30-2009, 10:21 PM

the pjs are funny

Shawnee123 · 08-31-2009, 09:36 AM

In Wal-mart, in the book section, there are two prevalant sections:

That Vampire series, what's it called, "I was a teenage vampire" or "Betoothed" or "Nightlight" or whatever the hell it's called...right next to...

God Squad books, books about how you can improve your life by giving yourself to the lord, self-help for fibromyalgia through prayer, how to lose 500 pounds by eating Cheetos in the name of the lord...etc and so on.

Whatcha need? Some Vampires or some lordz?

classicman · 08-31-2009, 09:48 AM

Apparently you spend too much time at Wal-mart if you know where all those books are. <raspberry>

Shawnee123 · 08-31-2009, 09:50 AM

I was hoping for an oasis of intelligence. Yes I was in there, looking for a (gasp) book!

Clearly, I am much too hopeful.

classicman · 08-31-2009, 10:09 AM

lol - now now... Oasis would be under "O". It wouldn't be near the vampire books.

skysidhe · 08-31-2009, 12:26 PM

lol @ betoothed!

123...the grade level of the books one can find over the counter is embarrassing. I too have tried to find a book at wal-mart, rite aid. I have decided I will have to use amazon or drive 20 minutes to Borders books.

We have a few used bookstore and the collections of each reflect the interest of the owner. The one close to me is filled with sci-fi material.

*sigh*

Cloud · 08-31-2009, 12:37 PM

You forgot the "romance" section. And the spanish language section.

I've found quite a few books at Wal-mart. Mostly popular series; sometimes mystery or horror or SF, and they're cheap.

Not much selection, however, unless you are a fan of one of the big categories.

Glinda · 08-31-2009, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

the pjs are funny

It's actually a brilliant solution. One I'll be suggesting to my vet. Prolly wouldn't work for a big old German Shepherd, but kitties and small dogs would surely be much happier in jammies than in one of those conehead things.

Cloud · 08-31-2009, 01:42 PM

keep the kitties indoors for safety and long life

monster · 08-31-2009, 01:46 PM

keep everyone indoors for safety and long life

Cloud · 09-03-2009, 04:37 PM

A woman who worked as a paralegal in an adjacent office was indicted and arrested for allegedly embezzling over $200,000 from former employer.

She worked in our building for about 6 months and then was fired, but there were rumors about her even then.

Oy.

DucksNuts · 09-10-2009, 05:17 AM

The Himbo is amusing me today.

It was his birthday and he had two days off (his bday and the one after), he called to abuse me for not sending a Happy Birthday sms (I did say Happy Bday as soon as he called)....to which I replied I knew he was spending the day with his family and gf...so thought I would leave him alone.

A couple of the girls at work and I bought him a full length mirror for his office and wrote on it in lipstick.

Now, it was a *take the piss* present obviously, because he enjoys looking at himself so much, but he was sooooo grateful that we bought it and spent an hour trying to figure out where was the best place to put it...."because I dont want my customers to think Im weird or anything....with a full length mirror in my office".

Before he hung it, he carried it around the office trying to figure out how he could look at his own arse whilst he was walking and when any of us talked to him...he would lift the mirror in front of himself and point it as us...which was disconcerting and then he would say ..."Are you talking to yourself?"...which was goofy but funny.

The boy is lucky he has looks going for him.

08-29-2009, 05:28 PM	#136
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	OMG! (laughs with Clodfobble). All that -- plus opera?! They're doomed! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-30-2009, 03:25 PM	#138
monster only 99c Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tena City Posts: 24,150	oh poooor cat __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-30-2009, 10:21 PM	#139
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,417	the pjs are funny __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

08-31-2009, 09:36 AM	#140
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	In Wal-mart, in the book section, there are two prevalant sections: That Vampire series, what's it called, "I was a teenage vampire" or "Betoothed" or "Nightlight" or whatever the hell it's called...right next to... God Squad books, books about how you can improve your life by giving yourself to the lord, self-help for fibromyalgia through prayer, how to lose 500 pounds by eating Cheetos in the name of the lord...etc and so on. Whatcha need? Some Vampires or some lordz? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-31-2009, 09:48 AM	#141
classicman Chock full O' facts Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 21,215	Apparently you spend too much time at Wal-mart if you know where all those books are. <raspberry> __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-31-2009, 09:50 AM	#142
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I was hoping for an oasis of intelligence. Yes I was in there, looking for a (gasp) book! Clearly, I am much too hopeful. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-31-2009, 10:09 AM	#143
classicman Chock full O' facts Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 21,215	lol - now now... Oasis would be under "O". It wouldn't be near the vampire books. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-31-2009, 12:26 PM	#144
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	lol @ betoothed! 123...the grade level of the books one can find over the counter is embarrassing. I too have tried to find a book at wal-mart, rite aid. I have decided I will have to use amazon or drive 20 minutes to Borders books. We have a few used bookstore and the collections of each reflect the interest of the owner. The one close to me is filled with sci-fi material. sigh

08-31-2009, 12:37 PM	#145
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	You forgot the "romance" section. And the spanish language section. I've found quite a few books at Wal-mart. Mostly popular series; sometimes mystery or horror or SF, and they're cheap. Not much selection, however, unless you are a fan of one of the big categories. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-31-2009, 01:42 PM	#147
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	keep the kitties indoors for safety and long life __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-31-2009, 01:46 PM	#148
monster only 99c Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tena City Posts: 24,150	keep everyone indoors for safety and long life __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-03-2009, 04:37 PM	#149
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	A woman who worked as a paralegal in an adjacent office was indicted and arrested for allegedly embezzling over $200,000 from former employer. She worked in our building for about 6 months and then was fired, but there were rumors about her even then. Oy. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-10-2009, 05:17 AM	#150
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,066	The Himbo is amusing me today. It was his birthday and he had two days off (his bday and the one after), he called to abuse me for not sending a Happy Birthday sms (I did say Happy Bday as soon as he called)....to which I replied I knew he was spending the day with his family and gf...so thought I would leave him alone. A couple of the girls at work and I bought him a full length mirror for his office and wrote on it in lipstick. Now, it was a take the piss present obviously, because he enjoys looking at himself so much, but he was sooooo grateful that we bought it and spent an hour trying to figure out where was the best place to put it...."because I dont want my customers to think Im weird or anything....with a full length mirror in my office". Before he hung it, he carried it around the office trying to figure out how he could look at his own arse whilst he was walking and when any of us talked to him...he would lift the mirror in front of himself and point it as us...which was disconcerting and then he would say ..."Are you talking to yourself?"...which was goofy but funny. The boy is lucky he has looks going for him.

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