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Old 09-21-2010, 08:54 AM   #496
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Oh yes. Sometimes I even sit on it when they're in their yards. They always think it's funny. It used to have two prongs, but one of them got broken during some rough play one day.
No more shocker, huh?
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Old 09-21-2010, 02:29 PM   #497
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Yeah I know mate. I actually think there just may have been times Bruce has been pretty irritated with my presence.
Because we disagreed on many issues, and were often the only two members on the board, you came to that conclusion... but didn't make it so.
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Old 09-24-2010, 06:23 PM   #498
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I switched bedrooms and I am now sitting facing south. I can see my back patio door from my computer desk. We have a nice autumn sun shinning in the doors so I open it so that cats can look out. My orange tabby is happily playing with a grasshopper to death. He is amused. I am amused with myself for being torn between allowing my cat the to play with it and saving a bug.
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:40 AM   #499
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Found this while I was perusing craigslist:
"Wanted Bichon Frise, preferred white."
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Old 09-29-2010, 08:40 AM   #500
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It has come to my attention that if you stay at the Marriott hotel in (where else) Bangkok, your dining options include the Man Ho chinese restaurant.

http://www.marriott.com/hotels/hotel...staurant/BKKDT

I wonder how often they get asked for cream of sum yung gai.
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:37 PM   #501
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How to get to Llama School:
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:00 PM   #502
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In Spanish, como se llama means "what is the name of your llama?"
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:50 PM   #503
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In Spanish, como se llama means "what is the name of your llama?"
No, it means comes like a llama. it's a friendly greeting implying that you think the person looks fertile.
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:29 AM   #504
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I had five college-age lesbians at my house this weekend, and you know, my whole life I've had this awesome fantasy about what that would be like, but it wasn't like that at all. As far as I know they just sat around and talked.
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:45 AM   #505
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I had five college-age lesbians at my house this weekend, and you know, my whole life I've had this awesome fantasy about what that would be like, but it wasn't like that at all. As far as I know they just sat around and talked.
You haven't had a chance to watch the surveillance videos yet then, huh?
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Old 10-04-2010, 01:52 PM   #506
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My wife and I went to the coast for our 50th wedding anniversary. While she went in to do some shopping, I opened the hatchback and sat with our Lab, Vicky.

A family came by with a 2 or 3 yr old girl.
The girl obviously wanted to touch Vicky.
Her mother said: "Ask the man if you can pet the dog"

This tiny little girl looked up at me and said:
" May I please pet your pretty dog ?"
Of course I said yes, and she did.
Then her mom said it was time to go.

The girl smiled at me and said:
"Thank you very much for letting me pet your dog."



A teenage couple came by and the girl started cooing over Vicky
The boy said: "Please tell me your dog is a fake"
And the girl snapped back:
"You owe me a puppy... remember last night ! "



Then a woman came by and said:
"Hi beautiful"... a pause ... "and your dog is pretty too ! "

I was befuddled and couldn't even speak.
She laughed and said: "Can I give you a treat ?"

She opened a bag of dog treats from her cart and gave one to Vicky.
She laughed again, and we both turned a few shades of red.



For this 75-yr old fart, it was a fun morning.
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:30 PM   #507
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That's why more women keep men, than dogs... they're easier to amuse.
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Old 10-09-2010, 09:24 AM   #508
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Yesterday, passed a highschool girls tennis match. One of the players was wearing full Islamic garb - she was looking out of a slit to play tennis.

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Old 10-09-2010, 09:27 AM   #509
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you're taking cellphone pix of high school girls you don't know playing tennis?
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Old 10-09-2010, 09:31 AM   #510
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He's actually an undercover agent for the right wing vigilantes, tracking those terrorists Obama is importing.
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