What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 36

Undertoad · 10-22-2010, 10:34 PM

It seems to me like that is the very definition of mildly amusing!

It's not drop dead funny only because there is some kind of WTF aspect of it.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-22-2010, 11:58 PM

That was from his other family in Europe.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2010, 01:29 AM

This

Clodfobble · 10-26-2010, 10:27 PM

I hate election poll phone calls, and right now I'm getting at least one a day.

So as soon as I realize that's who I've got on the line, I've started handing the phone to Minifob. One woman talked to him for a good 5 minutes.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-26-2010, 10:32 PM

One? I'm getting at least a half dozen every damn day. I've had to start picking up the receiver a half inch and dropping it, to keep them from leaving voice mails.

Clodfobble · 10-26-2010, 10:35 PM

Well, you live in a state that actually contains some moderates. Around here it's more like, "which of the Republican candidate's platforms are the most important to you?"

morethanpretty · 10-30-2010, 07:17 AM

Got a newsletter from the SPCA, the beginning of one of the articles:
With witches, goblins, Buzz Lightyear, pumpkins, hot dogs, ladybugs, butterflies and Justin Bieber out on the prowl, remember to keep your pets’ safety in mind this Halloween.

footfootfoot · 11-13-2010, 10:59 PM

I had a photo shoot the other day at a corporation that routinely gives its employees the "whizz quiz". I had to use the bathroom and noted that (a) the toilet water had been dyed blue and (b) the faucets on the sink had a locked steel cover blocking access to the faucets. There was hand sanitizer available though.

Griff · 11-14-2010, 02:11 PM

For my 13K post, I'd like to ask if you did sell your urine and for how much?

footfootfoot · 11-14-2010, 06:46 PM

Didn't occur to me, but I wonder how much clean whizz goes for on the open market.
Damn. Woulda, coulda, shoulda

xoxoxoBruce · 11-15-2010, 02:07 AM

Well, first you gotta have it...

Griff · 11-15-2010, 05:40 AM

You ever wonder about the world view of people who prefer influenza to having a weekend smoker in the next cube?

Aliantha · 11-24-2010, 06:35 PM

I was reading the latest sniping match on the cellar and the phrase, 'it's on like a condom at a herpes convention' popped into my head. That's amusing me today.

Aliantha · 12-01-2010, 10:25 PM

Max's latest thing is saying 'bye bye' to people as we go past them on the street or in the supermarket etc.

Today as we were getting a few groceries, he noticed the chickens in the fridge cabinet and said 'chook chook' which is what Aussie's call chickens or hens or whatever.

So anyway, we went past the chooks in the fridge, and Max said bye bye to them.

I thought it was funny.

Clodfobble · 12-01-2010, 10:35 PM

For some reason, my brain keeps deciding that Julian Assange is/was the Dwellar jaguar. He just looks like I always thought jaguar would look, I guess. Plus the somewhat similar philosophies, and the whole Australian-living-in-Sweden thing...

10-22-2010, 11:58 PM	#527
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 41,823	That was from his other family in Europe. __________________ Everything is interesting... look closer.

10-25-2010, 01:29 AM	#528
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 41,823	This __________________ Everything is interesting... look closer.

10-26-2010, 10:27 PM	#529
Clodfobble Bitchin' Tiny Unicorn Jockey Wannabe Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 14,077	I hate election poll phone calls, and right now I'm getting at least one a day. So as soon as I realize that's who I've got on the line, I've started handing the phone to Minifob. One woman talked to him for a good 5 minutes. __________________ My cooking blog

10-26-2010, 10:32 PM	#530
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 41,823	One? I'm getting at least a half dozen every damn day. I've had to start picking up the receiver a half inch and dropping it, to keep them from leaving voice mails. __________________ Everything is interesting... look closer.

10-26-2010, 10:35 PM	#531
Clodfobble Bitchin' Tiny Unicorn Jockey Wannabe Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 14,077	Well, you live in a state that actually contains some moderates. Around here it's more like, "which of the Republican candidate's platforms are the most important to you?" __________________ My cooking blog

10-22-2010, 10:34 PM	#526
Undertoad Employable Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Valley Forge Natl Park Posts: 24,275	It seems to me like that is the very definition of mildly amusing! It's not drop dead funny only because there is some kind of WTF aspect of it.

10-30-2010, 07:17 AM	#532
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,939	Got a newsletter from the SPCA, the beginning of one of the articles: With witches, goblins, Buzz Lightyear, pumpkins, hot dogs, ladybugs, butterflies and Justin Bieber out on the prowl, remember to keep your pets’ safety in mind this Halloween. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-13-2010, 10:59 PM	#533
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,265	I had a photo shoot the other day at a corporation that routinely gives its employees the "whizz quiz". I had to use the bathroom and noted that (a) the toilet water had been dyed blue and (b) the faucets on the sink had a locked steel cover blocking access to the faucets. There was hand sanitizer available though. __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

11-14-2010, 02:11 PM	#534
Griff Hill-Biffy or HillWilliam Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,948	For my 13K post, I'd like to ask if you did sell your urine and for how much? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis ...how easily the learned give up the evidence of their senses to preserve the coherence of ideas in their imagination. - Adam Smith

11-14-2010, 06:46 PM	#535
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,265	Didn't occur to me, but I wonder how much clean whizz goes for on the open market. Damn. Woulda, coulda, shoulda __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

11-15-2010, 02:07 AM	#536
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 41,823	Well, first you gotta have it... __________________ Everything is interesting... look closer.

11-15-2010, 05:40 AM	#537
Griff Hill-Biffy or HillWilliam Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,948	You ever wonder about the world view of people who prefer influenza to having a weekend smoker in the next cube? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis ...how easily the learned give up the evidence of their senses to preserve the coherence of ideas in their imagination. - Adam Smith

11-24-2010, 06:35 PM	#538
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 14,929	I was reading the latest sniping match on the cellar and the phrase, 'it's on like a condom at a herpes convention' popped into my head. That's amusing me today. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-01-2010, 10:25 PM	#539
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 14,929	Max's latest thing is saying 'bye bye' to people as we go past them on the street or in the supermarket etc. Today as we were getting a few groceries, he noticed the chickens in the fridge cabinet and said 'chook chook' which is what Aussie's call chickens or hens or whatever. So anyway, we went past the chooks in the fridge, and Max said bye bye to them. I thought it was funny. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-01-2010, 10:35 PM	#540
Clodfobble Bitchin' Tiny Unicorn Jockey Wannabe Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 14,077	For some reason, my brain keeps deciding that Julian Assange is/was the Dwellar jaguar. He just looks like I always thought jaguar would look, I guess. Plus the somewhat similar philosophies, and the whole Australian-living-in-Sweden thing... __________________ My cooking blog

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