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Old 10-22-2010, 11:34 PM   #526
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It seems to me like that is the very definition of mildly amusing! It's not drop dead funny only because there is some kind of WTF aspect of it.
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Old 10-23-2010, 12:58 AM   #527
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That was from his other family in Europe.
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Old 10-25-2010, 02:29 AM   #528
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:27 PM   #529
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I hate election poll phone calls, and right now I'm getting at least one a day.

So as soon as I realize that's who I've got on the line, I've started handing the phone to Minifob. One woman talked to him for a good 5 minutes.
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:32 PM   #530
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One? I'm getting at least a half dozen every damn day. I've had to start picking up the receiver a half inch and dropping it, to keep them from leaving voice mails.
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:35 PM   #531
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Well, you live in a state that actually contains some moderates. Around here it's more like, "which of the Republican candidate's platforms are the most important to you?"
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Old 10-30-2010, 08:17 AM   #532
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Got a newsletter from the SPCA, the beginning of one of the articles:
With witches, goblins, Buzz Lightyear, pumpkins, hot dogs, ladybugs, butterflies and Justin Bieber out on the prowl, remember to keep your pets’ safety in mind this Halloween.
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Old 11-13-2010, 11:59 PM   #533
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I had a photo shoot the other day at a corporation that routinely gives its employees the "whizz quiz". I had to use the bathroom and noted that (a) the toilet water had been dyed blue and (b) the faucets on the sink had a locked steel cover blocking access to the faucets. There was hand sanitizer available though.
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Old 11-14-2010, 03:11 PM   #534
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For my 13K post, I'd like to ask if you did sell your urine and for how much?
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Old 11-14-2010, 07:46 PM   #535
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Didn't occur to me, but I wonder how much clean whizz goes for on the open market.
Damn. Woulda, coulda, shoulda
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Old 11-15-2010, 03:07 AM   #536
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Well, first you gotta have it...
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Old 11-15-2010, 06:40 AM   #537
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You ever wonder about the world view of people who prefer influenza to having a weekend smoker in the next cube?
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Old 11-24-2010, 07:35 PM   #538
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I was reading the latest sniping match on the cellar and the phrase, 'it's on like a condom at a herpes convention' popped into my head. That's amusing me today.
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:25 PM   #539
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Max's latest thing is saying 'bye bye' to people as we go past them on the street or in the supermarket etc.

Today as we were getting a few groceries, he noticed the chickens in the fridge cabinet and said 'chook chook' which is what Aussie's call chickens or hens or whatever.

So anyway, we went past the chooks in the fridge, and Max said bye bye to them.

I thought it was funny.
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:35 PM   #540
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For some reason, my brain keeps deciding that Julian Assange is/was the Dwellar jaguar. He just looks like I always thought jaguar would look, I guess. Plus the somewhat similar philosophies, and the whole Australian-living-in-Sweden thing...
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