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Old 05-09-2007, 03:45 PM   #271
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I'm not easily offended, but that one offended me.
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:49 PM   #272
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I thought it was stupid. If it's going to be racist, it should at least be funny.
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:58 PM   #273
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What do you call an African-American man who flies plane's for a living?
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:00 PM   #274
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i'm going to get my 10 ft pole so i can NOT touch that.
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:01 PM   #275
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a pilot, you racist son of a bitch!
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Old 05-10-2007, 08:50 PM   #276
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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:25 PM   #277
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Damn I live in MS. and I can't think of a nigger joke. Wonder why?

Maybe because some of us don't see any humor?
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:30 PM   #278
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What do you call an African-American man who flies plane's for a living?
Someone who hasn't got the hang of apostrophe+S ? :p
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Old 05-11-2007, 01:59 AM   #279
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Yeah, the plane's -- what? Horizontal stabilizer?
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Old 05-11-2007, 02:38 AM   #280
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And how many Vulcan first officers does it take to change a light bulb?

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One.
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:52 AM   #281
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Someone who hasn't got the hang of apostrophe+S ? :p
DAM YOU MONS'TER!
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:05 AM   #282
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it's spelled damN.
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:17 AM   #283
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it's spelled damN.
Good one, lumberjimN
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:56 AM   #284
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it's spelled damN.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
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Old 05-28-2007, 02:18 PM   #285
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What's grey, sits in the corner and takes the piss out of people?
A dialysis machine.

What's blue and fucks old ladies?
Hypothermia.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs smoking?
Stephen Hawking in a house-fire.
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