Products You Never Knew Existed - Page 25

BigV · 05-22-2012, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

9.9999... minute explanation

Though I just now found it, there was a rebuttal posted on YouTube six days after your post, Happy Monkey.

Gravdigr · 05-28-2012, 09:46 AM

I was all set to gripe about the inappropriateness of that last post in a non-NSFW thread...

...then I remembered I started this thread w/a post concerning menstrual cups, and thought "meh, chocolate dicks ain't so bad."

Gravdigr · 05-29-2012, 02:51 PM

Want, like you wouldn't believe.

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Available at: The Space.com Store, $29.95.

glatt · 05-29-2012, 03:00 PM

That's pretty cool. Although if I had it, I would be so anal I would have a hard time with the ship's name and number being off to the side like that all the time.

Sundae · 05-29-2012, 03:18 PM

Actually I will protest the fondant filled dildos in a thread not marked as NSFW..
Not appropriate to appear on your screen - given they are realistically moulded.

Can we have them switched to a NSFW thread please mods?

glatt · 05-29-2012, 03:36 PM

done

Gravdigr · 06-02-2012, 02:41 PM

via Yahoo!News

Guitar Pee Urinal Turns User Into A Music Whiz

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Quote:

By Eric Pfeiffer

There's no denying it, this is a clear case of yellow journalism.

Billboard Brasil has created a new musically interactive urinal that strums guitar chords while someone goes to the bathroom. The Guitar Pee is designed to look like an actual electric guitar and plays a unique set of notes with each use.

In fact, it even records your musical output. CNET reports that once you've flushed, the urinal generates a personalized number, allowing listeners to stream the user-generated content from the Guitar Pee website.

The novelty instrument apparently was created as a tie-in with the company's marketing slogan, "Music. We know it comes from everywhere," and will be featured in bars across San Paolo.

The Guitar Pee is actually not the first attempt to create a more interactive bathroom experience.

In April, Sega Games unveiled the Toylet, a urinal that offers users a video game distraction while going to the bathroom. The Toylet isn't cheap, reportedly costing $1,748 for each urinal and more than $100 for each individual game."

While it's technically not quite as portable, we're guessing most gamers will stick with their Nintendo Wii.

ZenGum · 06-02-2012, 07:14 PM

You know urine a crazy place when you see that.

Wait, seriously, it's got an electric cable running into it. I'm not pissing into that.

plthijinx · 06-02-2012, 08:14 PM

oh come on zen! i've been struck by lightning and electrocuted by 120 and 240. it doesn't hurt that bad! maybe that's why i type in run on sentences and paragraphs! go ahead, piss on it!

ZenGum · 06-02-2012, 10:11 PM

Yeahbbut ... on yer wang?

zippyt · 06-02-2012, 10:20 PM

I talked a friend into pissing on the spark plug to shut off a lawn mower once , Not the brightest bulb in the pac ,
same dude pissed on a HOG fence !!!
He Has NO children as far as I Know

wolf · 06-03-2012, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

I talked a friend into pissing on the spark plug to shut off a lawn mower once , Not the brightest bulb in the pac ,
same dude pissed on a HOG fence !!!
He Has NO children as far as I Know

Especially since the fence incident.

plthijinx · 06-04-2012, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Yeahbbut ... on yer wang?

ok no, not with my wang. you got me there......i'm not the friend Zip was referring to....

Gravdigr · 06-07-2012, 05:15 PM

Flip-flop-selling vending machines??? Twenty fucking bucks? For flip-flops?????

I believe you can buy panties from a machine in Japan.

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Happy Monkey · 06-07-2012, 05:28 PM

There's not much more likely to get stuck in a vending machine than flip-flops.

05-28-2012, 09:46 AM	#362
Gravdigr The Great Offender Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 12,021	I was all set to gripe about the inappropriateness of that last post in a non-NSFW thread... ...then I remembered I started this thread w/a post concerning menstrual cups, and thought "meh, chocolate dicks ain't so bad." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-29-2012, 02:51 PM	#363
Gravdigr The Great Offender Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 12,021	Want, like you wouldn't believe. Available at: The Space.com Store, $29.95. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-29-2012, 03:18 PM	#365
Sundae Co-Strawberry Festival Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ye Olde Englande Posts: 20,302	Actually I will protest the fondant filled dildos in a thread not marked as NSFW.. Not appropriate to appear on your screen - given they are realistically moulded. Can we have them switched to a NSFW thread please mods? __________________ none thought of the others they would never meet, or how their lives would all contain this hour

06-02-2012, 07:14 PM	#368
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,485	You know urine a crazy place when you see that. Wait, seriously, it's got an electric cable running into it. I'm not pissing into that. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-02-2012, 08:14 PM	#369
plthijinx as filthy as a good set of beer goggles Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Friendswood, Tx. Posts: 4,059	oh come on zen! i've been struck by lightning and electrocuted by 120 and 240. it doesn't hurt that bad! maybe that's why i type in run on sentences and paragraphs! go ahead, piss on it! __________________ Philthyism #69.1 - trust me on this one. Don't EVER masturbate after slicing up fresh jalepeno peppers! Philthyism #69.2 - WARNING reading Infinite Monkey's posts maybe hazardous to your beer's health! oh. and your keyboard and monitor too because of said beer.

05-29-2012, 03:00 PM	#364
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 17,836	That's pretty cool. Although if I had it, I would be so anal I would have a hard time with the ship's name and number being off to the side like that all the time.

05-29-2012, 03:36 PM	#366
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 17,836	done

06-02-2012, 10:11 PM	#370
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,485	Yeahbbut ... on yer wang? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-02-2012, 10:20 PM	#371
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,171	I talked a friend into pissing on the spark plug to shut off a lawn mower once , Not the brightest bulb in the pac , same dude pissed on a HOG fence !!! He Has NO children as far as I Know __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-07-2012, 05:15 PM	#374
Gravdigr The Great Offender Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 12,021	Flip-flop-selling vending machines??? Twenty fucking bucks? For flip-flops????? I believe you can buy panties from a machine in Japan. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-07-2012, 05:28 PM	#375
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 10,861	There's not much more likely to get stuck in a vending machine than flip-flops. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| That's right! I cut my hand off!!! What do you \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| say to THAT, you bubble-talking HYPOCRITE?!? \|_______________\| [homepage][pics]

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