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tw · 02-01-2012, 10:19 PM

Once one becomes a man, what is the detergent recommended for removing the blood stains? Or is that women's work?

BigV · 02-01-2012, 10:30 PM

cold water for blood stains

dont ask me how I know that.

classicman · 02-01-2012, 11:13 PM

Does it involve a chainsaw accident?

BigV · 02-01-2012, 11:16 PM

the first rule of chainsaw club is don't talk about chainsaw club.

classicman · 02-01-2012, 11:43 PM

Then it was the roofing project!

02-02-2012, 01:19 AM

Animal rights/welfare is a religion that a lot of people on the net don't dare to call into question. It's simply misanthropic and that's why the originators of this propaganda go on and on about "world shame" when it's just a tradition in some country. But oh my, some animal gets killed and these drips carry on as if they're talking about a holocaust. NG and other animal rights outfits have been known to stage this stuff in the first place.

Ibby · 02-02-2012, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss Capri

Animal rights/welfare is a religion that a lot of people on the net don't dare to call into question. It's simply misanthropic and that's why the originators of this propaganda go on and on about "world shame" when it's just a tradition in some country. But oh my, some animal gets killed and these drips carry on as if they're talking about a holocaust. NG and other animal rights outfits have been known to stage this stuff in the first place.

lolnope.

footfootfoot · 02-02-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

If only we could apply culling to human management.

My wife said the same thing this morning at the breakfast table...

footfootfoot · 02-02-2012, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

...I can't tell if you're really asking... if not, please pretend I'm not about to be a pedantic ass just below this.

so, ah, "Jinx!" is what you say when you and someone else say something at the same time. They "jinxed" you. And the debt of a Coke goes to whoever says "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!" first after the two people say something simultaneously. I dunno, it's just a thing that kids said in the 80s.

and the 60's

BigV · 02-02-2012, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ibram

lolnope.

ha.

shame you missed the chance to call her by name and shush her.

glatt · 02-02-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

and the 60's

My kids say it now, and they didn't learn it from me.

wolf · 02-02-2012, 12:55 PM

Oral tradition is a wonderful thing.

Do they still pass along the secrets of Chinese Jump Rope and Cat's Cradle?

glatt · 02-02-2012, 12:59 PM

cat's cradle-yes. Chinese jump rope - I don't think so. Never seen them do that.

Sundae · 02-02-2012, 01:23 PM

Bet they pass on Chinese Burns though!

Miss Capri there are plenty of traditions that should cause "world shame". Female genital mutilation for one.

Big business animal husbandry in the Western world is as cruel or crueller than the slaughter shown. Why don't I post about it? Because I am not a hypocrite, I am a meat-eater and I do not trace all the meat I consume from farm to fork to ensure it has been reared responsibly. I cannot guarantee that if I buy cheap fish it is not at the cost of overfishing or the destruction of another species.

That's not to say I am immune from the shock of the pictures above. But don't insult my intelligence by suggesting this is staged, when even this thread shows a little knowledge - or reading around - would verify it as an annual event.

footfootfoot · 02-02-2012, 02:32 PM

Not to mention male genital mutilation, and we call Chinese Burns "Indian Burns" over here.

02-01-2012, 10:30 PM	#32
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 18,187	cold water for blood stains dont ask me how I know that. __________________ Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)

02-01-2012, 11:13 PM	#33
classicman Chock full O' facts Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 21,159	Does it involve a chainsaw accident? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-01-2012, 11:16 PM	#34
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 18,187	the first rule of chainsaw club is don't talk about chainsaw club. __________________ Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)

02-01-2012, 11:43 PM	#35
classicman Chock full O' facts Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 21,159	Then it was the roofing project! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-02-2012, 12:55 PM	#42
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,548	Oral tradition is a wonderful thing. Do they still pass along the secrets of Chinese Jump Rope and Cat's Cradle? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-01-2012, 10:19 PM	#31
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 8,818	Once one becomes a man, what is the detergent recommended for removing the blood stains? Or is that women's work?

02-02-2012, 01:19 AM	#36
Miss Capri Guest Posts: n/a	Animal rights/welfare is a religion that a lot of people on the net don't dare to call into question. It's simply misanthropic and that's why the originators of this propaganda go on and on about "world shame" when it's just a tradition in some country. But oh my, some animal gets killed and these drips carry on as if they're talking about a holocaust. NG and other animal rights outfits have been known to stage this stuff in the first place.

02-02-2012, 12:59 PM	#43
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 17,820	cat's cradle-yes. Chinese jump rope - I don't think so. Never seen them do that.

02-02-2012, 01:23 PM	#44
Sundae Co-Strawberry Festival Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ye Olde Englande Posts: 20,275	Bet they pass on Chinese Burns though! Miss Capri there are plenty of traditions that should cause "world shame". Female genital mutilation for one. Big business animal husbandry in the Western world is as cruel or crueller than the slaughter shown. Why don't I post about it? Because I am not a hypocrite, I am a meat-eater and I do not trace all the meat I consume from farm to fork to ensure it has been reared responsibly. I cannot guarantee that if I buy cheap fish it is not at the cost of overfishing or the destruction of another species. That's not to say I am immune from the shock of the pictures above. But don't insult my intelligence by suggesting this is staged, when even this thread shows a little knowledge - or reading around - would verify it as an annual event.

02-02-2012, 02:32 PM	#45
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,224	Not to mention male genital mutilation, and we call Chinese Burns "Indian Burns" over here. __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

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