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Old 01-20-2012, 11:31 PM   #1
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NEWS FLASH

Men cheat because they can't keep their dick in their pants, and women cheat because they're bored or downtrodden or put-upon or vengeful or misunderstood.


This is aces in reporting, I bet none of us knew any of the workings of a male/female relationship, however effed up it is.

Thank FSM there are answers!

http://glo.msn.com/relationships/why...-1534479.story
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:32 PM   #2
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Men cheat because they can't keep their dick in their pants,
Some perhaps, but certainly not all.
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:45 PM   #3
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Of men who cheat, it's about sex. Of women who cheat, it's about something they aren't getting from their partner. Neither I nor the article states that all men cheat. And certainly not everyone can be put into these respective boxes.

I've known a lot of good men. I've known cheaters.

So I wasn't talking about you or the other good men out there who respect women. Ok?

Please to take the 'bullshit' away and give to me a break instead. I am not that cynical.
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:11 PM   #4
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OK, then let me clarify.
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Of men who cheat, it's about sex.
for some
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Of women who cheat, it's about something they aren't getting from their partner.
for some.

The lines are blurred and the mentality that - men are pigs and women are some poor suffering beings - doesn't hold true any longer.
People who cheat do so for a multitude of reasons. To try and narrow it down to those two options is short sighted and misguided at best. YMMV.
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:13 PM   #5
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Thanks for moving the 'bullshit' to the reason for editing space. I don't see where I get a break though. I can still smell 'bullshit.'

Could you not try to pigeonhole me as meanie-weanie? This time it actually kind of hurts.
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:15 PM   #6
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Yes, please re read the 'respective boxes' statement I wrote, and take into account I was poking fun at the article?

Who exactly are you defending: if no one, then it can only be construed as an offensive towards me.
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:18 PM   #7
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And thanks, really. All ur collective crap-slinging r belong to me.

Easy target I guess because I wobble but never fall down. I'm glad to provide such a service here, but some days it is a bit much for me to take.

Flesh and bone, here.
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:18 PM   #8
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No offense toward YOU at all. I was calling BS on the article and HER conclusion.
They keep perpetuating that same tired old myth and I am personally sick of it.
It incorrect and destructive.
If you are making fun of the article, then we are in agreement.
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:27 PM   #9
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Missed your second post as I was typing.
Please remember that I am nowhere near as creative in the insulting department as you. I'm far more direct. So try not to read an insult into everything I post that even remotely. It would save us both, and the board, a lot of unnecessary ______.
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Old 01-21-2012, 06:14 PM   #10
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Missed your second post as I was typing.
Please remember that I am nowhere near as creative in the insulting department as you.
I'm far more direct. So try not to read an insult into everything I post that even remotely.
It would save us both, and the board, a lot of unnecessary ______.
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Old 01-21-2012, 06:27 PM   #11
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Of men who cheat, it's about sex. Of women who cheat, it's about something they aren't getting from their partner.
Of men who cheat, it's about ... something they aren't getting from their partner. i.e. SEX. Dumbasses.

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Flesh and bone, here.
Hehheh, she said bone. he heh.
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Old 01-22-2012, 06:16 PM   #12
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Try sexting. It's SO fulfilling, for adults.

no, I'll hang out until i get banned. fuck all of you.
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Old 01-24-2012, 12:55 PM   #13
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Walking past my wife this a.m. and she said: "Give me a kiss"
So I did, and she said: "Your lips are so sweet"
I said: "I just finished eating cornflakes"
She said: "You dumb ass, that's not what I meant"
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fuck all of you.[/color]
Fuck you too.

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