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02-22-2011, 03:54 PM
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This Space For Rent
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...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint |
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02-22-2011, 07:46 PM
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as filthy as a good set of beer goggles
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now that is cool as shit!
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02-22-2011, 09:50 PM
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It's long, but at the very end he accidentally flings the baton and he falls down on the floor, cracking up with laughter.
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06-06-2011, 10:35 PM
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My latest "funniest thing ever" ...
AND THIS PHRASE ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW
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06-18-2011, 08:35 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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06-18-2011, 09:20 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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06-18-2011, 09:49 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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06-18-2011, 01:02 PM
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"join me next week when we learn how to remove cat claw marks from your pavement."
Thanks!
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06-22-2011, 03:43 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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"but apparently you can't teach cats sh*t."
ROFLMAO!
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06-22-2011, 06:06 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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I would have used pepper spray. It might have been a stronger behavior modification tool.
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06-26-2011, 10:59 AM
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Serve ice cold, add salt to taste
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Probably a dolphin...
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07-17-2011, 10:07 PM
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Quote:
Nicely done.
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07-18-2011, 02:34 PM
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The Great Offender
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This is reasonably safe for work...a sports bra becomes visible.
It's the music change when the soccer hottie and the fan exchange shirts...I literally lol'ed.
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07-18-2011, 06:39 PM
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Professor
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I see what you mean, Grav. I had to laugh too.
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07-18-2011, 09:42 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Most epic sport!
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