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Old 02-22-2011, 04:54 PM   #2626
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Anyway, I would say to him "Hey, what is your favorite kind of candy to package, because you look to me like you prefer packing fudge."

That should totally take his mind off the whole racist thing.
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Old 02-22-2011, 08:46 PM   #2627
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now that is cool as shit!
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Old 02-22-2011, 10:50 PM   #2628
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It's long, but at the very end he accidentally flings the baton and he falls down on the floor, cracking up with laughter.
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Anyway, I would say to him "Hey, what is your favorite kind of candy to package, because you look to me like you prefer packing fudge."

That should totally take his mind off the whole racist thing.
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Old 06-06-2011, 11:35 PM   #2629
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My latest "funniest thing ever" ...



AND THIS PHRASE ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW
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Old 06-18-2011, 09:35 AM   #2630
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Old 06-18-2011, 10:20 AM   #2631
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Old 06-18-2011, 10:49 AM   #2632
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Old 06-18-2011, 02:02 PM   #2633
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Anyway, I would say to him "Hey, what is your favorite kind of candy to package, because you look to me like you prefer packing fudge."

That should totally take his mind off the whole racist thing.
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Old 06-22-2011, 04:43 PM   #2634
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"but apparently you can't teach cats sh*t."

ROFLMAO!
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Old 06-22-2011, 07:06 PM   #2635
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I would have used pepper spray. It might have been a stronger behavior modification tool.
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:59 AM   #2636
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Probably a dolphin...

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Old 07-17-2011, 11:07 PM   #2637
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very funny.
there was a film noir "endless double cross" parody a few years ago on youtube that I meant to bookmark...
Woot! I found it.

Nicely done.

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Anyway, I would say to him "Hey, what is your favorite kind of candy to package, because you look to me like you prefer packing fudge."

That should totally take his mind off the whole racist thing.
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Old 07-18-2011, 03:34 PM   #2638
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This is reasonably safe for work...a sports bra becomes visible.

It's the music change when the soccer hottie and the fan exchange shirts...I literally lol'ed.

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Old 07-18-2011, 07:39 PM   #2639
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I see what you mean, Grav. I had to laugh too.
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Old 07-18-2011, 10:42 PM   #2640
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