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Old 02-11-2006, 12:03 AM   #61
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funny. my kids are 5 and 7 now. i dont think i've spanked or swatted them in 2 years. maybe once. getting better at lecturing them, i guess.
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Old 02-11-2006, 01:31 AM   #62
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They are just getting better at concealing their misbehavior.
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Old 02-13-2006, 12:42 PM   #63
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They are just getting better at concealing their misbehavior.
Quite a generalization, don't you think?
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:23 PM   #64
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Quite a generalization, don't you think?
Helleaux?

Were talking about LJ's kids here.
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Anyway, I would say to him "Hey, what is your favorite kind of candy to package, because you look to me like you prefer packing fudge."

That should totally take his mind off the whole racist thing.
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:45 PM   #65
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I was going to say "These are Lumberjim'*s offspring."

foot^3 beat me to it.

* Or so Jinx has been telling him all these years.
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Old 02-14-2006, 12:15 PM   #66
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* Or so Jinx has been telling him all these years.

Coffee through the nose! nothing but net!

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Anyway, I would say to him "Hey, what is your favorite kind of candy to package, because you look to me like you prefer packing fudge."

That should totally take his mind off the whole racist thing.
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