The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 635

monster · 09-18-2011, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

toss off......

I don't think they really use that euphemism here.......

chrisinhouston · 09-19-2011, 12:43 PM

Irish man arrested in Brazil with close to 2 lbs of cocaine in his gut. Yikes.

http://hosted2.ap.org/COGRA/APWorldN...ce277b6d7d20fe

HungLikeJesus · 09-19-2011, 01:39 PM

He's the six-million-dollar man!

Gravdigr · 09-20-2011, 02:57 PM

He probably ain't worth a plug nickel now.

Well, he's prolly worth something to the hitman looking for him 'bout now...

Gravdigr · 09-20-2011, 03:09 PM

The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

dmg1969 · 09-20-2011, 03:17 PM

It's not every day you see a gorilla with a club chasing a bear.

Gravdigr · 09-20-2011, 03:20 PM

Watch it, he's a silverback--er--well, silvertop, anyway...

SteveB2580 · 09-20-2011, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Fucking brilliant

Spexxvet · 09-21-2011, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

"You canna change the laws of physics, capt Bear!"

BigV · 09-21-2011, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

oh how cute!!! it delivers itself to the table AND comes with its own toothpick!

Gravdigr · 09-21-2011, 04:12 PM

Now, if we can just get it to show up cooked, we'll have something...

BigV · 09-21-2011, 07:13 PM

I think the one in the brown suit likes his meat rare, really really rare.

HungLikeJesus · 09-21-2011, 08:23 PM

Well, at least that guy has a bat. The photographer probably just has a camera.

TheMercenary · 09-21-2011, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

from Wikipedia

Fairchild AFB.

Another reason not to buy Russian made Aircraft....

classicman · 09-23-2011, 04:28 PM

Child brings mom's crack pipe to school for show-and-tell

Quote:

SWEET SPRINGS, Mo. - A recent show-and-tell at a northwest Missouri elementary school resembled something out of an episode of the television show "Breaking Bad," and it led to the arrest of a kindergartner's mother.

Michelle Marie Cheatham, 32, was arrested on Sept. 6 after her son pulled out methamphetamines and his mother's crack pipe during a show-and-tell for his kindergarten class, according to a felony complaint filed in the Saline County Circuit Court.

Later that day, a search warrant was obtained by the Sweet Springs police to conduct a search at Cheatham's home, which led to the police reportedly recovering a crack pipe and a butane lighter, according to the Marshall Democrat-News.

Cheatham was charged six days later with two class C felonies - the first for possession of a controlled substance and the other for endangering the welfare of a child. Each charge includes punishments of up to seven years in the Missouri Department of Corrections system and up to a $5,000 fine, according to the felony complaint, obtained by CBS station KMOX,

The "several baggies of crack rocks" discovered in the boy's backpack were worth around $3,700, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

"When I called the prosecutor about it, they said, 'You're kidding me, aren't you?'" Sweet Springs Police Chief Richard Downing told KCTV5 earlier this month.

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I was going to put this in the proud parent thread, but ...

09-19-2011, 12:43 PM	#9512
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09-19-2011, 01:39 PM	#9513
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09-20-2011, 02:57 PM	#9514
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09-20-2011, 03:20 PM	#9517
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09-21-2011, 04:12 PM	#9521
Gravdigr The Great Offender Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 12,021	Now, if we can just get it to show up cooked, we'll have something... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-21-2011, 07:13 PM	#9522
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 18,187	I think the one in the brown suit likes his meat rare, really really rare. __________________ Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)

09-21-2011, 08:23 PM	#9523
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