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03-08-2012, 08:44 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Then what do you call an old male turkey?
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03-08-2012, 08:58 PM
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cheney?
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03-15-2012, 06:23 PM
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From the five year old who says, "Nor shall I..."
"I want to wear my camouflage shirt." (She hasn't got a camo shirt. Five minutes later she appears wearing her tie-dye shirt. Hippie camouflage, I suppose.) "The red pigeon-looking bird is in our yard." (Cardinal) "I call cardinals red pigeons because they look like pigeons."
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03-15-2012, 08:03 PM
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I'd be following them around with the video camera trolling for gems like this. So cute!
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03-17-2012, 04:15 PM
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You call an old (mature) male turkey a 'tom'.
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03-23-2012, 07:24 PM
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This morning Dazza was getting dressed and Max was hanging about. All of a sudden he pops up and says to me, "Daddy has a little doodle, and I have a BIG doodle."
All I could do was laugh while Max just kept going on about it, and Dazza was half laughing and half telling him to shut up about it.
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03-23-2012, 08:01 PM
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AND he catches bigger fish!
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03-23-2012, 08:03 PM
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Yes, they're just heading off to fishing now.
Also, apparently Aden has a little doodle too. Max just said so. I sense a theme developing.
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03-23-2012, 08:16 PM
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Doodle envy.
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03-23-2012, 10:07 PM
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Minifob said something similar a few months back. "Daddy's privates will never be as long as mine!"
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03-24-2012, 08:52 AM
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Sulky Cultivator in the Woods
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I sense a peen developing.
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03-24-2012, 05:59 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Well Max has just turned three. He's obsessed with his doodle. I'm sick of the sight of it to be honest. And telling him to take his hands off it. And telling him I don't want to see it.
The list goes on.
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03-24-2012, 06:26 PM
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Nearly done.
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It never stops you know.
Yesterday I gave my daughter, a nineteen year-old, a list of stuff I wanted her to do for me. "You should be nicer to me," she said, "remember that it's me who'll choose the home you get put into." Nice. |
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03-24-2012, 06:39 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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You know, I've said pretty much those same words to my father. Pretty recently. He's 64, but pretty fit and healthy, so not much chance of anything happening too soon, but still. lol
Being the mother of two teenage sons and having a husband, I'm aware of the penis fascination, but I think Max is the worst I've ever seen. He's certainly worse than the other two boys ever were.
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