Counting self control

well this is the most stupidastyc idea ive ever come up with. its great.

heres the plan. lets see what we can count to...

ill start off by saying the number "1". the next person will say "2" after that, "3". starting to see a pattern here?

try not to add anything thing else in there like "wow we got up to 17 already??" just keep it to consectutive numbers with NO double posting.

the self control part is in not posting other things and not blurting out stupid numbers like eleventeen (OR ONETY ONE DANGEY!!!!) or sexty sex.

i know this is going to fail misserably with all you immature farts. (hehehe i said fart). but lets see how far we get.
ready?

3


2


1


0


ONE!

Two

Integer.parseInt("11",2);

cuatro

(2^2)+1

six

hachi

eight

Math.pow(3,2)

X

onety one

.

Baker's Dozen

1110

shiwu

sexteen

Семнадцать, ой боже дошли до семнадцати уже!

Achttien

Hey Nineteen
No we got nothing in common
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

Twenty Questions

My age.

Catch-22

add one to the previous post

I'll see your post and raise you 1. ;)

quarter century

Number of Chicago Bears in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

(more than any other single team, btw)

One score and seven

Days.... if it's not leap year.;)

30-1

8*4

this is the stupidest thread ever.

ba mui ba

(LJ, that would have been one hell of a lot funnier if the character count worked out right. you were one over.)

wolf wrote:

ba mui ba

(LJ, that would have been one hell of a lot funnier if the character count worked out right. you were one over.)

Dagney did it! 30-1 was followed by 8*4 ....

Eeep, sorry, entirely TOO much wine last night :) (I read it as 30+1)

YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS COULDNT EVEN COUNT TO 30!!! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL!!!

now lets see if we can continue.



THIRTY FUCKING FIVE!!!

6*6

zevenendertig

.

(19+24)-4

41

The Answer to The Ultimate Question Of Life, the Universe and Everything

The smallest prime that is not a Chen prime (or so says Wikipedia)

Double-death.

>-----------------------------------------------------^

palladium

Almost every Star Trek episode (from The Next Generation on) contains the number 47.

48DD. :eek2:

Fourty and Nine

x/2=25

Fiddy (One) Cent

Deck of cards

1 quarter, two dimes, a nickel, two pennies and a canadian penny.

Dyslexic 53.

Jeremiah Trotter

I Can't Drive --

0x38

.

LIX

[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red]FOUL

[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Ban 'im. :rolleyes:

lumberjim wrote:

this is the stupidest thread ever.

Wholeheartedly agreed. I decline to participate in this thread. Consider this post a placeholder for the number preceding the next one and following the previous one.

I thought it was Undertoad who screwed up...go back and count it. Or, maybe Pie screwed up...

Europium

Well Jeremiah Trotter is #54, that much I know, and I can't drive 55, that much I know as well

There were two 53's. Though I don't get why one was dyslexic.

Well it's clear evidence that we have no self-control whatsoever

you all suck

but there may be hope yet

You skipped numbers, dude.

Happy Monkey wrote:

There were two 53's. Though I don't get why one was dyslexic.

See? And UT was so quick to jump my shit. Ha.

Well some of you were obviously counting by the post number, which clearly is cheating and far too obvious.

Undertoad wrote:

Well it's clear evidence that we have no self-control whatsoever

No self-control? Or just no willingness to have control imposed from outside?

Undertoad wrote:

Well some of you were obviously counting by the post number, which clearly is cheating and far too obvious.

Perhaps some of us wanted to make sure we had the right number.

But you didn't. :p

76

oh shit, I think that was on me. I can't type, and I think it backfired too... I THOUGHT I typed 'dyslexic 45', to imply its backwards, but... well, I guess posting during the ten-minute break between classes ain't a good thing.

Oops.

one hundred and eighty six

Where I comes from, there's two fifty-threes in the alphabit! :nuts:

a b c d e f 53 h i j k l m n o 53 q r s t u v w x y 7

Perhaps the exchange rate is what threw us off:

Originally posted by Pie [#53]
1 quarter, two dimes, a nickel, two pennies and a canadian penny.

It seems that this was posted from a US location. The sum of the specified change, after converting the Canadian penny, would come to US $ 0.529. The next poster was subconsciously influenced to round it up to 53.

Let's see now, where were we, oh yes ... [SIZE="4"]4o4[/SIZE]!

yes? can i help you?

Oklahoma City area code

haha, you got to two before you failed. :P

fine then...lets try again


1

2

3

(Suzy) Quatro :shred:

five

liu

The 7 Deadly Sins

Eight is enough

Revolution number

_____ Little Indians

Mine goes up to eleven.

A dozen

A bakers' dozen.

Days in a fortnight.

30:2

Sweet!

The first very good year.

Voting Age.

Hey, Nineteen

XX

The second very good year.

11 times 2

Alexander bought the farm in 3 __ BC

2 dozen roses

The "age of Catherine."

The English alphabet has this many letters.

27

Days in a lunar month.

Palms, California

Don't Trust Anyone Over...

Baskin Robbins flavors.

thirty-two bar form


(for all you musicians!)

EE + (mirror) =

phrased differently, what is the purpose of thirty?

In bridge, a hand with four aces, four kings, three queens and a jack.
Yowza.

Missing forty trombones in the big parade.

LE (upside down)

BE (upside down)

Last year on the young side of the hill

The Steelers Win!

Number of bottles of beer on the wall after you've consumed the first 59.

The ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything.

43

minus [FONT=arial,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]PR95minus D[/SIZE][/FONT]

Colt Malt Liquor

Oh My God, I'm HOW OLD!!?!

47

48

Was a miner, 49 er
Dreadful sorry clementine.

Fifty! I'm fifty years old! And I like to Kick! Stretch! and Kick! I'm fifty! Fifty years old, ladies and gentlemen, fifty years old! Fifty years old!

.

Pick-up.

Globular Cluster in Coma Bernices, a Messier object of the proper number to be appropriate to this thread, at this point.

You should be dancin' (yeah)

Percentage of Democrats who think Bush should be impeached, according to April's Post-ABC poll.

56

57

One more than Heinz have varieties.

praseodymium

Seconds in a minute.

61

Three score and two

"Will you still need me, will you still feed me -- next year?"

SNES + 1

probably not retirement age when I get there.

One 6 short of the Beast

[CENTER][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]FOUL![/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER]

Sorry HM -- I think I threw you off... :(

I didn't foul! G*ddamnit!! I'm taking my ball home!

No foul. The SNES was one before the N64.

Moving along...

The 19th prime number.

"You do me and I'll owe you one" -- George Carlin

i cant believe this got to 11 pages.

And we're only on...

69!

...do I even need to elaborate?

Seven-ty

The Lockheed SR-71 was one of the first aircraft to be shaped to have an extremely low radar signature.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sr71_1.jpg

Classic Winchester repeating rifle model.

To follow that, the classic Soviet AK-74.

Now playing on GSN. And if I see it, I can't switch channels. Gene Rayburn is a GOD to me, do you understand.

For some reason, I think it should be worried about that.

Sunset Strip.

Good references, folks.

79

.

Tim Brown

ate he too

a teeth re

Beware the savage roar
In nineteen...

85

Sorry about that, Chief.

'87

Heil Hitler (and thus the controversy a few years ago about the line of shirts from Target)

This post number divided by two!

According to Wikipedia, the ISDN Number Group Identifier for books published in The Netherlands.

___________
l6 jaqwnu :rollhappy

92

333 base 5

The atomic number of Plutonium.

h[B]0l[/B]y sh1t

96 jaqwnu

97

99 Luftballons

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass so was von so was kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wär
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Düsenjäger
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister -
Streichholz und Benzinkanister -
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Düsenflieger
Heute zieh' ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trümmern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen

10X10

(isn't somebody going to scream 'foul!' now I've posted? HUH? Assholes)

The introductory course

66 hexidecimal

103.9 Your Morning Zoo

See Ivy :ivy:
CIV

Fever roll up to a hundred and five
Roll on up, gonna roll back down
One more day I find myself alive
tomorrow maybe go beneath the ground

Tile 17 chapter 1 section ....
106. - Exclusive rights in copyrighted works.

one hose heaven

The cover of a baseball is made out of cowhide. Two pieces shaped kind of like a peanut are sewn together by hand with exactly 108 stitches. The Rawlings Company makes all the baseballs for the major leagues.

How you get from Acton to Sanford, ME

110

one one one

Wun-Wun was a racehorse
Tu-Tu was one too
Wun-Wun won one race
and Tu-Tu 112

eleventy-three

(4*25) + (2*7)

When Mickey's big hand is on the 3 and his little hand is slightly past the one.

When Mickey's little hand is down his pants and his big hand is holding up 116 fingers.

[CENTER]
[SIZE="4"]F- _ _ _ A Nighthawk[/SIZE][/CENTER]

611, rotated 180 degrees.

The stereotypical amount of bills it used to cost you to purchase the favors of a lady of the evening.

0x0B * 0x0B

Bruce? Dat you?

one to two

123

1:4

2^7 - 1

The news media say this Salvadoran woman turned 128 years old last month.

Form: I-129, Petition for a Nonimmigrant Worker

Inbred Strains of Mice: 129

US 129

one dirty

one turdy won

Solar Eclipses of Saros 132

Metro 132

132 Pound Powerlifter

111 base 11

How cool is that?

TU 134...another bold success for the Tupolev Design Bureau and Mother Russia.

Honderdvijfendertig

1 in 136 US residents behind bars.

From 1967, "Thor", Issue #137.

139 is a very boring number; one of the shortest entries in Wikipedia; big claim to fame is that 139 is a twin prime with 137.

Whooohooo 139 !!! Ms. Irrelevant.

20 to 2

The year of the 6th recorded perihelion passage of Halley's Comet

Wow...that would have even been before Sir Edmund "discovered" it. Those damn Europeans, thinking they were the first at everything. Good post, Tse.

The most fun picture I came up with in a Google photo search for "142".

Looks like the biggest, too.

1 shy of gross

Descriptive word for Goatse.

wolf wrote:

Looks like the biggest, too.

Yeah, I linked it instead of copying...sorry.

CXLV

CXLV+I

.

Lustiges Taschenbuch Nr. 148.

Now, other than being one of the hottest women ever photographed, can anyone explain to me what Ms 147 was in that place for?

Huh.
Ok, I screwed the pooch on that one.
The pic is labeled "samantha_fox-149.jpg".
So, to make up for it....

Elspode wrote:

Lustiges Taschenbuch Nr. 148.

(You do realize that the translation of the title is "Gay Pocketbook," right? I'm wondering what the real message of the Magic Ring going around the sword is ... )

Your translator was using ye olde definition of "gay". The translators I used gave me "merry" and "jolly".

My translator is my very own brain. "Lustig" is a word often used in elementary German Textbooks. The raucous laughter of a high school class having to read and translate aloud a story called "Der Lustige Seemann" is something special.

I did not translate it, but I'm kind of happy that "The Gay Pocketbook" is how it comes out. That oughta make Disney real, real happy.

The 150 foot solar tower at Mount Wilson Observatory.

[CENTER]

[SIZE="4"]I'll drink to 151, Cheers![/SIZE][/CENTER]

1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12+13+14+15+16+17

http://www.gallery154.com/


Is this purse gay?

CLV

CLVeye

One hundred fifty seven

.

MsSparkie;246530 wrote:

http://www.gallery154.com/
Is this purse gay?

Clashes with my shoes.