How big are Cellarites?

Spexxvet • Dec 21, 2006 12:19 pm
Compared to a satellite?
lookout123 • Dec 21, 2006 12:22 pm
that depends. are you speaking about the kind that are orbiting little old earth or are you talking about the kind that fit within your portfolio?
yesman065 • Dec 21, 2006 12:50 pm
or the kind that post here?
barefoot serpent • Dec 21, 2006 1:22 pm
or the kind that orbit Uranus and wipe out Klingons?
footfootfoot • Dec 21, 2006 4:40 pm
6-0/ 210#

need to lose some weight...
DanaC • Dec 21, 2006 5:44 pm
5ft 8".

I have no idea what that is in metric.

9st. Again, I have no idea what that is in metric.
lookout123 • Dec 21, 2006 5:57 pm
5-8, 150 lbs
Aliantha • Dec 21, 2006 5:57 pm
D
DanaC • Dec 21, 2006 5:58 pm
*grins* B.....just.
Aliantha • Dec 21, 2006 6:00 pm
lol...glad someone got that.
DanaC • Dec 21, 2006 6:01 pm
hehehehe
footfootfoot • Dec 21, 2006 6:13 pm
DanaC wrote:
*grins* B.....just.


B just and fear not...
Griff • Dec 21, 2006 8:17 pm
5' 8 3/4" 170 hmmm... thats a pretty heavy 3/4"
JayMcGee • Dec 21, 2006 8:40 pm
Wish I was smaller. Keep trippin' over this one.....
lookout123 • Dec 22, 2006 12:47 am
Griff wrote:
5' 8 3/4" 170 hmmm... thats a pretty heavy 3/4"

nah, i'm just a scrawny 5'8". but i'm in luck cuz i once saw a shirt that said chicks dig skinny pale guys.
Griff • Dec 22, 2006 7:01 am
If I were fit, I'd be about 160#.
steppana • Dec 22, 2006 12:07 pm
Hat size 57
jinx • Dec 22, 2006 12:14 pm
I'm small but I have the arms and legs of a much taller person. Makes clothes shopping annoying...
Sundae • Dec 22, 2006 12:17 pm
I can fit my head inside my bra cup.
I shouldn't be surprised - my breasts use the keyboard of their own accord sometimes.
Shawnee123 • Dec 22, 2006 1:08 pm
5'8"--25 lbs

If you count just my bones.
Flint • Dec 22, 2006 1:13 pm
Sundae Girl wrote:
I can fit my head inside my bra cup.
My wife wears a 34-H (yes, she is breastfeeding).
lumberjim • Dec 22, 2006 1:26 pm
i'm 6'2" ,280-290lbs. i have a 30" inseam(i know ...it's fucked up). i can palm a basketball. my hat size is 7 5/8. size 13 feet. i have practically no ass at all. my chest size is 54. my ring size is 11. my navel is one knuckle deep. my cock is 18" tall.
Sundae • Dec 22, 2006 1:34 pm
lumberjim wrote:
my cock is 18" tall but only 2" diameter. it looks like a radio antenna and jinx uses it to open the car door when she locks her keys inside

Ewwww - TMI?!
lumberjim • Dec 22, 2006 1:37 pm
wtf?
Sundae • Dec 22, 2006 1:43 pm
I could have sworn that was in the original post ;)
lumberjim • Dec 22, 2006 1:49 pm
only 2" diameter?
Sundae • Dec 22, 2006 2:12 pm
Damn. I should have paid more attention in Maths class instead of being turned on. I meant circumference didn't I?
footfootfoot • Dec 22, 2006 2:48 pm
Sundae Girl wrote:
Damn. I should have paid more attention in Maths class instead of being turned on. I meant circumference didn't I?


Indeed you did.
Shawnee123 • Dec 22, 2006 2:57 pm
All in the detail:
Ibby • Dec 22, 2006 3:08 pm
Eigh- wait, what's going on here?
lookout123 • Dec 22, 2006 4:11 pm
i'm 6'2" ,280-290lbs. i have a 30" inseam


how does that work? i'm 6" shorter but we've got the same inseam? i think you're yanking our chains, sir.
lumberjim • Dec 22, 2006 4:47 pm
ask jinx
footfootfoot • Dec 22, 2006 5:25 pm
he sounds like he's all trunk
lookout123 • Dec 22, 2006 5:39 pm
trunk like a tree? or trunk like an elephant? jinx?
warch • Dec 22, 2006 5:41 pm
Like a car?
footfootfoot • Dec 22, 2006 5:44 pm
trunk monkey?
zippyt • Dec 22, 2006 5:48 pm
trunk monkey?

Do you meen like this ??
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/82/51/
jinx • Dec 22, 2006 5:49 pm
I'm 5'5 and have a longer inseam than LJ.
Undertoad • Dec 22, 2006 5:51 pm
Does that configuration have any... practical applications?
lumberjim • Dec 22, 2006 6:25 pm
jinx wrote:
I'm 5'5 and have a longer inseam than LJ.

yeah, but i am SO much taller than you when we're sitting down.
footfootfoot • Dec 22, 2006 6:50 pm
zippyt wrote:
trunk monkey?

Do you meen like this ??
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/82/51/


I want a trunk monkey for xmas
Spexxvet • Dec 22, 2006 10:43 pm
jinx wrote:
I'm small but I have the arms and legs of a much taller person. ...

You better give them back.
Spexxvet • Dec 22, 2006 10:46 pm
lumberjim wrote:
yeah, but i am SO much taller than you when we're sitting down.

Do your feet touch the ground when you sit? Do your knuckles drag on the ground? :D

I'm imagining something like a dachsund wearing clown shoes.
lumberjim • Dec 22, 2006 11:24 pm
Spexxvet wrote:
Do your feet touch the ground when you sit? Do your knuckles drag on the ground? :D

I'm imagining something like a dachsund wearing clown shoes.


my feet just barely reach the ground when i stand
zippyt • Dec 22, 2006 11:30 pm
Oh Jim, you TRIPOD, You !!!!
Shawnee123 • Dec 23, 2006 1:46 pm
My ex was 6'2"--all legs. I used to tease him that we were the same height sitting down.

As to inseam...what a strange measurement. Where do you start? :)
lumberjim • Dec 23, 2006 1:52 pm
In the pants department
....with a tailor....just a little higher than i'm comfortable with a man touching me.
Shawnee123 • Dec 23, 2006 1:53 pm
There was a Friend's episode about Joey's tailor. Good stuff!
lookout123 • Dec 23, 2006 1:55 pm
there was definite cup-age.
cowhead • Dec 23, 2006 3:24 pm
6'5 and a waifish 170
footfootfoot • Dec 23, 2006 3:41 pm
restaurant work will keep one skinny
cowhead • Dec 23, 2006 3:45 pm
wow... you recalled that.. yeah it will..
Spexxvet • Dec 23, 2006 4:37 pm
zippyt wrote:
Oh Jim, you TRIPOD, You !!!!

That's what I was thinking - with size 13 shoe, and can palm a basketball, he's gotta be keeping Jinx happy.
lumberjim • Dec 23, 2006 5:27 pm
dude, stop thinking about my cock.
zippyt • Dec 23, 2006 5:49 pm
Hey YOU started it !!!
Post #3
Spexxvet • Dec 23, 2006 6:45 pm
lumberjim wrote:
dude, stop thinking about my cock.

I's talking about your tongue.:p
Urbane Guerrilla • Dec 26, 2006 3:12 am
Sixteen stone... just like Lucky Jack Aubrey, Rear Admiral of the Blue, RN. Same height, too.
Crimson Ghost • Dec 27, 2006 8:47 am
6' 3", 300 lbs.
19" neck, 54" chest, 34" sleeve.
42" waist, 34" inseam.
7 5/8 cover, 13 shoe.

I'm third from the right on the evolutionary chart.