Moving to Australia

Well, maybe if it paid a salary.

need a job?

Not fair I want to enter the contest.:mecry:

haha...now that looks like a great job!

They have my CV, and my audition disc.

Can men with freakishly large penises apply? I'm not sure they will have condoms that fit.:rolleyes:

now, did you just call all the men down under teenieweenies? I'm sure there'll be some sort of repurcussions from that . . .

Cloud;362115 wrote:

now, did you just call all the men down under teenieweenies? I'm sure there'll be some sort of repurcussions from that . . .

I did not. However, now that you mention it, there is a lot of beach in Australia, which means a lot of water.:rolleyes:

George Costanza: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What, you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No. Like when you're in a pool... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

richlevy;362086 wrote:

Can men with freakishly large penises apply? I'm not sure they will have condoms that fit.:rolleyes:

Yes.

DucksNuts;361818 wrote:

They have my CV, and my audition disc.

I will need a copy of that too please. You know, just to help the process along. :D

You mean you missed the link???

Sadly. I am beating off myself, I mean, beating up myself over it.

Oh yeah, I forgot, you and I are sposed to have freaky cyber sex huh?

We are? Somewhere along the way, I didn't get that memo.