LOLdwellars and ORLYcellarites
We LOL in the face of LOLcats
They're awesome Monster :D
They're awesome Monster :D
ty :D
I really must go to bed......
I hope you don't mind me posting mine... I did not get it until after I did it.
:rotflol: Fantastic, monster! My favorite is UT - he had such a great facial expression in that shot and you found the perfect caption. :thumb:
You can't see it, but I am bowing down in awe of your thread and your bombs.
Can a whole thread be Hall of Fame material? :D
I hope you don't mind me posting mine... I did not get it until after I did it.
Of course not, the more the merrier. I wanted to keep going, but I couldn't keep my eyes open. I think Labrat and Shawnee are next on my list, and I see Beestie has already done his own... nut now it's time for my weekly game of "find the kitchen under all the beer bottles and lets hope visiting MIL isn't counting as I bag them up" :D
ooh, can't wait!
Great captions!
You can't see it, but I am bowing down in awe of your thread and your bombs.
...
Somehow I saw that as "...I am bowing down in awe of your thread and your boobs."
Been spending a little too much time in the NSFW threads, huh buddy? :)
courtesy lj:
WWJDD
Probably have a Martini. Or take a nap. Quite possibly both.
Very nice!
That gave me a damn good laugh, thanks monster
And I love the fact I'm name-checked in Jinx's RFN pic, which is my all time favourite
Thats some good stuff Monster !!!
:blush: aw shucks, thanks.
Oh thanks monster, I've squirted tequila cocktail out my nose!!
Ken Wilbur is on the site?
OMG!!! The syc one made me snort hot tea out my nose!!
I can imagine foot3 saying just that.
Out-freakin-standing, monster :notworthy
lumbercat is watching you fornicate
I thought I felt a tingling.
Bravo Monster! These are great!
iz durty dansin
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long damn time. You are one hysterical woman!
This is one of my favorite pictures to use as an avatar. It's my current profile picture.
I've actually used it on boards for up to a year before someone finally figures out what I'm doing in the shot.
You know what, wolf? I have seen that pic before and always thought you were talking through a megaphone. Now that I really look at it, it's obvious you are taking a picture. Well, not so obvious to me except for the "say cheese" part.
Duh to me.
Actually, I'm pretty sure wolf is letting you get personal with the business end of a handgun. What kind I am not sure, glock?
These are sweet, monster! Thanks for the giggles. F3's is about the best, IMHO.
Shawnee, that's why it's such a great picture.
LabRat is right. It is the business end of a Glock.
Monster, those are totally fantastic!
This is the first time I've looked at this thread...*rofl*...very good, Monster!
Actually, I'm pretty sure wolf is letting you get personal with the business end of a handgun. What kind I am not sure, glock?
.
LabRat is right. It is the business end of a Glock.
Ooooohhhhhhh, I see that now! Great shot! :)
Ooooohhhhhhh, I see that now! Great shot! :)
That's punny.
These are awesome! Exactly what I had in mind,
here.
Next, I plan to do a cartoon rat, jogging, saying "i has ass", a cartoon monkey, holding a little geometric doohickey, saying "i has tape", and a bass-playing cartoon toad saying "i has job" …I don’t know when I will get around to these, so I encourage anyone who has some free time on their hands to go ahead with them, or any other original (or semi-original), Cellar-themed cartoons.
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long damn time. You are one hysterical woman!
Most people use a vertical pole. Wimps.
...But did you get the movie reference, HM?
Afraid not, it's been too many years...
Well I looked and looked online, but there's not a YouTube video or even a still shot of the scene to be had anywhere...
Anyway, it's a scene from "Dirty Dancing," where Patrick Swayze makes Jennifer Gray dance with him on a fallen log to learn balance. You're male, so you're forgiven for not immediately recognizing it. :)
Just don't use the one of me in the river...:headshake
Text for this one?
i'm smokin UR bumbershutz
i'm smokin UR bumbershutz
Funny, even with my inability to translate the last word.
bumbershoot = umbrella
Some crazy word my mom used. Anyone else hear of it?
Im in yur chair bein subjeenyus.
Well I looked and looked online, but there's not a YouTube video or even a still shot of the scene to be had anywhere...
I did a Google image search for jennifer grey dirty dancing and on the first page of results was this image from a foot fetish website.
http://bobbyrod.tripod.com/vidcaps/gray3.jpgLOL!!! like it!
Never heard of using bumbershoot for unbrella, but it's cool.
Im in yur chair bein subjeenyus.
That is BAD ASS!
I be Bob Dobbs!
I haven't even started drinking yet...
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Think of it as early preparation for the funeral to come.
No, no, Flint. It needs one of those "BANG" flags that come out of the end of cartoon guns...check the ACME website :)
And a big fat No way!! to Big V about the music festival!! I must learn about the origin of the name.
Bumbershoot = Umbrella = rain = Seattle. Makes sense to me.
Perhaps surprisingly, that word dates from the early days of Montgolfier ballooning and first appeared in English in 1785. (Umbrella itself dates from the early seventeenth century, originally from an Italian word for a sunshade, with the first part traceable back to Latin umbra, shadow.)
The first example of bumbershoot in Professor Lighter’s Random House Historical Dictionary of the American Language is from 1896. There were some variations around in the early days, such as bumbersol (with sol presumably taken from parasol) and bumberell. By the first decade of the twentieth century it had settled down to bumbershoot.
This fairly rare example of the word in print comes from L Frank Baum’s book Sky Island of 1912:
:redface: thank you. I've had no internet for 24 hours -it's been torture, what a lovely set of comments to come back to.
Here's my entry RKZ. I also toyed with the "three shredded wheat" theme for the last one, but decided that it night be just too obscure with all these youngsters about ;)
My favorite is the "invisible wank", but Sycamore is a real close second. They're all funny.
I need a better picture of you, spexxvet.....
Well I looked and looked online, but there's not a YouTube video or even a still shot of the scene to be had anywhere...
Anyway, it's a scene from "Dirty Dancing," where Patrick Swayze makes Jennifer Gray dance with him on a fallen log to learn balance. You're male, so you're forgiven for not immediately recognizing it. :)
Starts about a minute in....
[youtube]1ofoWMEFdsc[/youtube]
I need a better picture of you, spexxvet.....
There are no better pictures of me.
Well I looked and looked online, but there's not a YouTube video or even a still shot of the scene to be had anywhere.
You just have to know the soundtrack ;)
Heh. :)
could be worse ;)
i has sunglaxxes. lmao!
Clever stuff. The rkz ones are great.
There's A pic of Spexx? Where? Is he the one with glaxxes? I never done saw dat.
i has sunglaxxes. lmao!
Clever stuff. The rkz ones are great.
There's A pic of Spexx? Where? Is he the one with glaxxes? I never done saw dat.
a little bird might have told me where to find it...... :D
that's right, cellarites are so desperate for new LOLdwellars, they're shopping one another! :lol:
Chirp, chirp.
You continue to outdo yourself, monster. I hope you can keep it up -- I think I'm getting addicted.
Peep, peep.
:rotflol: Woo-hoo, I've been immortalized. Thank you, dear lady. (I think) :thumb2:
Invisible wank
Hilarious monster, never noticed that it looked like I was doing that.
"Put your God-damn cock away!"
[YOUTUBE]MynB5X3Dj38[/YOUTUBE]
Im in yur chair bein subjeenyus.
Frigg off Flintos, give us a real pic of you.
hmmmmmm... 2 minutes... [COUGH][COLOR="silver"]:::stalker:::[/COLOR][/COUGH] [COLOR="White"] . . . . . . . . . . . . . [/COLOR]kidding!
You like it when I stalk you, so bite me.
Dat you Flint?
UB...I still can't get over your pic. It's perfect!
UB...I still can't get over your pic. It's perfect!
Thank you, but, of course, monster is the real genius behind all this. I'm just glad I got a chance to ham it up a little; my personal brand of humor involves quite a bit of auditory (impressions) and visual (expressions) input, which certainly doesn't translate well to a text environment.
Me, too. I'm very expressive visually, my voice inflections are a big part of my verbal communication.
But I think your humor translates very well to a text environment.
Rock on Monster !!!
These are killer !!!
Keep them comeing !!
Ever seen the thread I started a while back called "
Bag on your fellow cerrerites "
There is some GOLD in that there thread !!!
Thanks, monster...these are fun!
yw, I need more fodder, though -currently applying a coat of thinking to Jester's latest submission :D
Psst... monster... see
here.
It's an older thread, so there are a lot of little red X's, and pictures of people who aren't around anymore, but there are a lot of goodies in that thread too.
Yeppers thats me in my younger skinnery days ,
on a camping trip to the Tennessee river ,
and YES I am SUPREAMLY BUZZED and HAPPY !!
and here's the caption for that one:
" "
:lol:
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Nah, sorry, it's better without. Some pictures need no words......
Nah, sorry, it's better without. Some pictures need no words......
I WAS Supreamly happy and buzzed !!!
Nah, sorry, it's better without. Some pictures need no words......
I WAS Supreamly happy and buzzed !!!
indeed. :)
That be true....and they aint being met!
Thats nothing, you havent been in chat with me ;)
So, tell me about the needs.
Oh sure, hit me with that at midnite my time!!! I was..err...dreaming about those needs at that time.
Get your timezones together ToGgie
How many more invitations do I have to extend before you hop a plane to Satisfaction USA, girl? :D
I just need to organise and sitter and I am there!!
I will break my *not fucking men* rule for you 'spode :)
Mountain Jesus! Fuckin' 'A', Monster.
Mountain Jesus! Fuckin' 'A', Monster.
Yes, with a camera and a headlight.
You've still got it, monster - fantastic!
That finger is killing me. :biglaugha:
I got this from MentalFloss.com
LOLCats and some Hilariously Morbid Humor
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/7060Monster, the football pic made me laugh so much I thought I was going to be sick.
Lovely pic of LJ & Jinx's wedding in the previous post, I hadn't seen it before (were you guided by PM?)
I got this from MentalFloss.com
LOLCats and some Hilariously Morbid Humor
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/7060
Because of Death Cat, I was a little nervous today because my cat cuddled with me ALL morning. He never does that. :eek:
AHAHAHAHAHAH, lovely..Thanks monster. :D
Ohmigod, it's Bob Hoskins!
Hey, now! It was cold!
I've got at least 3 or 4 layers on there.
Plus I was standing in almost a foot of water.
Ahh, hell.
I asked for it.
Surveying those beautiful building lots, your selling on ebay?
Just fun, not meant to mean anything. I would have done one of mine, but this one looked commercial.
exsanguinating?
nice.
;)
(isn't that what alien tripod war machines do? I saw War of the Worlds....)
rkz, that did look like a real ad! Well done.
;)
(isn't that what alien tripod war machines do? I saw War of the Worlds....)
"The Martian chupacabra has been spotted in the swamps of South Carolina!"
It was suggested you take a shot at this, which occurred while you were on vacation.
It was suggested you take a shot at this, which occurred while you were on vacation.
whose dog is it?
:D
That was fast!
they all say that.....
It was suggested you take a shot at this, which occurred while you were on vacation.
I submit two. I just have to say ugh. Dog slobber is about my worst nightmare. I bet I wake up screaming about that second one.
The O Hai always gets me
I say it like that all the time now.
Great job as always Monster.
thank you *blush*.
I do the o hai! thing too. Just like the eye-rolling thing when I first discovered that smiley......
My Pearl, and here's the challenge in the post yer pet thread.
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=371402&post371402My Pearl, and here's the challenge in the post yer pet thread.
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=371402&post371402
thanks, I guessed yours -hence the "thread-cleaning" ;)
appreciate the link. perhaps I should run a search on my name while I was gone.....
....nah, I'm not brave enough :p
Its safe monster......[COLOR="White"]thank god you cant see the saved gabbly transcripts though[/COLOR].
cross the line much?
:lol:
you find it funny to make reference to adult topics overlaid on a 9 year old's picture? oh... ok.
you find it funny to make reference to adult topics overlaid on a 9 year old's picture? oh... ok.
you find it ok to post your 9yo's pic on a generally adult oriented board in a thread with adult references?
you need to acquire a little consistency and maybe a little less hypocrisy.....
yeah...bad idea. thanks for making it abundantly clear. and thanks for removing that post, too.
yw. I'd say "any time" ...but maybe not ;)
Look, would someone just start the kiddy pron thread here and be done with it?
UT, you need to head her in the direction of the pics you took where the dogs were catching dog treats...those were great!
yeah, prolly shouldn't be in the quality images forum.... but at least the colours are good....
the humor is clear enough.
invisible golf club
invisible penis
thanks for that, Flint ...and now back to your regular programming:
I think I just got served. [COLOR="White"]. . .[/COLOR] And, there's a hair in my soup.
This is me. Feel free to mess with it LOL.
Hello Kumbulu the Kitten Whisperer! I'll give it a coat of thinking to try and find something purrfect, a stroke of genius -but be warned, sometimes I come within a whisker of respectability.
LOve it! I will post some pics of the now quite morphed "party hat".
Kumbulu,
didn't anyone ever tell you
not to play with your food?
I'm sorry, that was rude.
yeah, prolly shouldn't be in the quality images forum.... but at least the colours are good....
It was a joke. :rolleyes:
LOL Jesus, no need to apologise - us Aussies have a good sense of humour. ;)
It was a joke. :rolleyes:
yes, dear, so was the response... keep practising, though, it gets easier :p
LOL Jesus, no need to apologise - us Aussies have a good sense of humour. ;)
That wasn't an apology, it was a weak attempt at a poem.
I was thinking of something tying back the the stir-fry concept..
I was thinking of something tying back the the stir-fry concept..
Me too....I can't remember where that recipe was posted with the photo....
I think it was in Rekindling - a wonderfully ironic title for a flame-fest.
Me too....I can't remember where that recipe was posted with the photo....
just onions, fennel and
toasted sesame oil
Monster Chick you a genius.
a double-header here (phnarr!)
That's the only reliable way to upgrade a laptop.
I KNOW WHAT IM DOING
That's the only reliable way to upgrade a laptop.
I KNOW WHAT IM DOING
The best way to accelerate an old computer is at 9.8 meters per second squared.
(that's 32 feet per second squared.)
(that's the rate of acceleration due to gravity.)
(On Earth.)
(that's what happens when you throw the damn thing off a large drop.)
(If you still haven't got what I'm raving about, give up now. I have. :) )
The best way to accelerate an old computer is at 9.8 meters per second squared.
(that's 32 feet per second squared.)
(that's the rate of acceleration due to gravity.)
(On Earth.)
(that's what happens when you throw the damn thing off a large drop.)
(If you still haven't got what I'm raving about, give up now. I have. :) )
Actually, I have to agree. I threw it to the bottom of that staircase before I beat the hell out of it. It was a good show.
My favorite scene from Office Space was where they beat the shit out of the fax machine, to the tune of "Damn It Feels Good (to be a gangsta)".
that was fast
that's what she said
Glatt? Is that you?!?
lol!!!
He was a very nice, quiet, and friendly young man. Until.........
:lol:
I'm procrastinating
Glatt, can you hear the screaming of the sheep? [/hannibal lecter]
looks like i'm having a little taste too
:greenface
tasty
aargh!
why you give tickboy a voice?
:eek:
Monster can I have one for my boys please?
I may email it out for Christmas if it makes me laugh (as all your others have, creep, creep)
The original is HUGE so I hope I've cropped it okay.
"Wow, so lifelife, looks just like me..."
It looks like they're gossiping, to me. "And then she walked right out into the road in her dressing gown!" "You don't say!"
That is NOT what I wanted for Christmas! :mad:
oh...i thought of this on my ride home tonight
pah... you tried 4 times...and i totally smoked ya. get in chat, fucker
pah... you tried 4 times...and i totally smoked ya. get in chat, fucker
pull my finger? old. the smoke's from the crash and burn, dude....
not pull MY finger....pul mah finger! that's much morly.
SG is clearly going to have to come in here and pick the winner in this heated debate.
Cats are neither dwellars or cellarites, quit with the stupid cats already.
:wstupid:
Yeah, I vote Monster's post #234 (nice rack). :lol:
I vote for the "nice rack" version.
Cats are neither dwellars or cellarites, quit with the stupid cats already.
says the other main poster of non-dwellar pussy pics..... :rolleyes:
Non-dweller pussy pics are more fun to look at than 2 stupid cats. :D
Very intelligent cats actually :p
Well anyway, I only posted once so I am not taking responsibility for the fact people have run with it. Although I enjoyed it muchly :)
So, which one do you like the best SG?
Well now they all made me laugh.
LJ's was favourite with Monster second....
Right up until Monster's last. And the truth is Dylan (cat raising paw) is actually my favourite. It so hit the mark it would have to be a winner.
But I feel guilty even saying I like one (caption) better than another. They all came out of left field for me, and that's why I love this place.
drat....maybe if i had said pull mah fingah?
but yeah i agree. obviously so did monstah or she whouldnt have kept tryin'
nyuk nyuk nyuk
but i think yours was the best Pie.
but yeah i agree. obviously so did monstah or she whouldnt have kept tryin'
nyuk nyuk nyuk
drat....maybe if i had said pull mah fingah?
but yeah i agree. obviously so did monstah or she whouldnt have kept tryin'
nyuk nyuk nyuk
mebbe "smell mah fingah"?
btw, made all of those b4 i even saw your pathetic attempt, but teh uploading gizmo apparently is your bumchum. :p
missed me!
I hope to FSM your aim at the bog is better!
I don't know why, but...
Imagine some synth music and ...
Didn't get the text right, but you get the idea.
Needs a readable font. Other than that I like the idea :lol:
I don't know why, but...
Imagine some synth music and ...
Didn't get the text right, but you get the idea.
What babe?
The babe with the power...
NO FLINT YOUZ WRONG
Who do?
YOU do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
Oww, I'm gonna pay for this.
I was too scared to do it! :lol:
LOLGrandmas ...the next big thing on t'internet
I notice the first thing you did was give her a banana.
I know what you're up to.
Oww, I'm gonna pay for this.
"Ought to take this banana and shove it where the sun don't shine in that girl."
The second is a Brit special ;)
the first is from barefoot serpent:
LOL I particularly like the last one!
spoilt for choice again.....
that didn't take long did it.
It's a mud mask btw. I was cracking up.
spoilt for choice again.....
Damm, you beat me to it. So many possibilities.
you should count yourself lucky, monster couldn't remember how to spell bukkake.:eek:
you should count yourself lucky, monster couldn't remember how to spell bukkake.:eek:
pthhb -all spellings work ;)
ohhhhh...he wants to put it in your....... ohhhhhh.....
AHAHAHAH Ohmigod that's good stuff XOB! (Man, I'm glad I didn't open this link till *after* my dad left the room.)
Ahh, you did know that one of the many theories about the origin of the love heart symbol is that it is a depiction of a vulva in a state of arousal, didn't you?
I (x2 + y2 − 1)3 = x2y3 U
(these are supposed to be powers (x squared plus y squared etc) but I can't figure out how to do that.
x^2
i learned that in the cellar
Thanks Lumberjim.
Ahem,
I (x^2 + y^2 - 1)^3 = x^2y^3 U
: crickets chirping :
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@ barefoot serpent. That photo! I remember my brother had some silly magazine when we were kids, with pics of movie monsters. That pic had an empty balloon and you were to come up with a caption. My brother wrote "yeah, well you don't look so hot yourself." Funny the things we remember.
Bruce, you are giving monster a run for her money...
These things crack me up.
That's not monster - that's me!
:)
That's not monster - that's me!
:)
We know that, silly! She means bruce is almost as good at this as I am! :lol:
We know that, silly! She means bruce is almost as good at this as I am! :lol:
Sorry, I'm still a bit fuzzy from last night.:o
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that was a cool fucking show. he used to quote shakespear, and then kick ass!
I'll bet LJ would look AAAAWWE-SOME! with hair like that.
I was pretty young when it came out. I thought the beast was Barbara Streisand.
I thought the beast was Barbara Streisand.
Only when you are talking about receiving the mark of the beast. Babs is too big for the small screen.
Ohhh I used to love that show!!!
SpiceDog controls teh universe
Ummm... is that your kitchen, Zippy?
Zippyt, i must have that for the lab, can you tell me where you got the original?
Edit: the RAT pic...
Ummm... is that your kitchen, Zippy?
If they're dwellars it must be ducks and ali, I reckon.....
You guys aren't posting enough fodder for this thread. We need more dwellar pics.
Not my kitchen ,
But a few years ago on Halloween I talked a drunk friend in a cat girl costume into doing a cartwheel !!
Not my kitchen ,
But a few years ago on Halloween I talked a drunk friend in a cat girl costume into doing a cartwheel !!
She looks hot.
If they're dwellars it must be ducks and ali, I reckon.....
I think it's monster and jinx...
[SIZE="3"]ZIPPY![/SIZE]:mad:
you keep putting these in the wrong damn thread. This is for DWELLARS and CELLARITES. not kittehs. You need
Aisle 3 for kittehs
Meh - you got plenty of pics of me.
I just smile at the camera though.
C'mon interacting Dwellars, get some pictures taken!
I'm not worth seeing right now - mebbe later.
Actually, zippy's pic is ME. Yes, I am a kitteh in real life. pew pew pew
:lol:
ZIPPY!
you keep putting these in the wrong damn thread.
Sorry , drink was involved
:lol: fobble, I did too
zips, forgiven ;)
So are we
bwahahahaha...how cheesey, but true
Monster gets off good ones again!
Fantastic - I smile for days after seeing these
sparrowgusts... love it. from hereon in we will call them sparrowgusts.
In return you may have "stuffagoats" :
(courtesy of daughter aged nearly 3)
thinger
vench
thinger
This was a debate that lasted 3 days with my dear son. He still teases that it is, in fact, "thinger."
Goes with the "thingernail" from the what is it post?
(sry about the red lines, sg, some bizarre side effect of my C&P, I tried to get rid of them but just ended up making it worse, so i figured anime is anime, right? maybe you're about to experience an incredible hulk moment -perhaps HM said bad things about Diz...)
It seems like your computer was showing blown-out highlights.
I think ir was just hating me.....
we need a loljesus, btw.....
You mean, other than this one? (Which I think is posted somewhere else on the Cellar.)
monster, you're a clever one!
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Haha! That's great, Monster. Well done! :lol:
not to sound too dense, but are they actually spelling anything?
You're kidding right?
(YMCA)
[youtube]I6RrsScaYik[/youtube]
I just watched that whole video and was surprised that they never actually formed the letters.
You know, that song just keeps gettin' better and better.
This morning I heard Isaac (RIP) singing SHAFT (he's a badmother---shut yo mouth!)
good times....good times....
Hey! Remeber that show Good Times?!
And yet, despite having grown up with this song, many people of my generation have no idea what YMCA stands for, or what it's original purpose was -they just think it's a cheap place to get family access to a gym, a pool and recreational classes. :rolleyes:
Of course I know it's all about gay dudes in costume. :lol:
As a child, I was only familiar with the pool at the YWCA and was confused as to why the song was saying the wrong name...
I'm glad I finished my tea. 362 made me spray a bellyful of laughter over my desk.
Very naughty.
Nice to see him finally smilin!
Zippy will do that to ya. :D
once again, spoiled for choice. i think y'all should vote
(and i am sorry about her fingers really....)
:lol:
Bottom left definitely
I recognize zippy and Clodfobble and I think Monster, but who is the Eric Clapton looking dude? I'm guessing from the "free at last" it's plthijinx. Are those images shopped or did you all have a southern cellar GTG?
Shit, you can't just leave for a year can you?
That's Beest, monster's husband. Monster and Beest had a major roadtrip all down the US, and stopped by both my place and zippy's place on the way.
is it possible to go too far?
...uh...I'm voting "yes".
uh-oh, past my edit time-frame.....
quick, give me some more material to work with and maybe I can bury it.... :lol:
I'm guessing even if you buried it there'd be one little bit sticking up through the dirt....
is it possible to go too far?
No, not if it's funny.
And that, ma'am, was funny!! :D
.
Bwhahah. Good one. :rolleyes:
dunnuh nunnuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
funny monster! (grenade) thx!
yw. I'm not sure if I should admit to having that pic open in my photo prog for a few days trying to decide which of the many many possibilities i liked best :lol:
Couldn't pin it down, huh? ;)
precisely. i think the novocaine was spiking me through t'internet
Bruce, stop needling her.
Bruce, stop needling her.
is OK, am feeling no pain....
Somebody spike your staple ovaltine? Don't chew your nails, or a-tack me, I get the point.
i think puns are for pricks
Thanks, I was pretty proud of that one.
I was going to go the pocket billiard route....but then....he's kind of making eye contact.....and....well.....ew.
ha ha! I'll have to put up my "one eyebrow" orly? for all ya'll.
But Teenage Dweller is aging faster than any of us.
But Teenage Dweller is aging faster than any of us.
but in a good way...
I'm aging into the 'prime of my life'
...you lot are hurtling out of it!
;)
You're gonna be surprised to find the best is already behind you.
Eh?
Nonononononono
Not at his age.
And I'm still hoping the best is yet to come. I am on the ascendant!
We've already established that you, madam, are a cockeyed optimist. :haha:
Ah but I know 17 was better than 16, and 22 was better than them both put together :p
When was the last time you had a whole summer off, no pressure, no obligations, free?
When I was 12...I had a summer job at 13.
But, still...get to the farm at O'Dark Early, be at the municipal swimming pool by noon. By bicycle or by moped...I was free!
Ahhh...good times.
Do you think teenagers are more worldly than we were? Technology makes it seem so.
Like Shawnee, my last real summer of freedom was younger than Ibs is now. And when I was 17 I was allowed more freedom and (in my case) no longer had to worry about exams.
And when I was 22 I'd already started to address some of my issues of low self esteem and confusion that plagued my teens.
I've pretty much liked every age I've been - if they've been shitty years it's not been because of my age, but because of external issues. But from 16 until about 24 things just got better and better.
I think when the hormones start to flow, it's all down hill from there. Not that it's all bad, but unlike a roller coaster, I don't look forward to the next plunge.:eek:
I think when the hormones start to flow, it's all down hill from there. Not that it's all bad, but unlike a roller coaster, I don't look forward to the next plunge.:eek:
That's what
she said.
No wait....
Hormones, not whore moans. ;)
If I weren't so tired today I'd photoshop Teenage Dwellar into a Starfleet Cadet uniform.
beer goggles...look closely...
ha!
I was expecting
...this beer is empty :D
;)
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heh. That's my big one. Eat it up.
(squash)
Better?
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Better?
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What the hell is it. So many things come to mind.
It's squash from the garden Merc! Yes I put squash in pants....:) I try not to make a habit of that though. Lab and red were asking to see mine after red showed us his. lol!
And I was just so happy to see the labber around again....
not really a loldwellar, though, is it cic.... :lol:
I know...It was sexy. Needs to be in the sexy NSFW thread. I. am. so. hot. :)
It's squash from the garden Merc! Yes I put squash in pants....:) I try not to make a habit of that though. Lab and red were asking to see mine after red showed us his. lol!
And I was just so happy to see the labber around again....
Looks like a squash with lips around it. :D Emmmm, lips.:p ;)
-boggles- apparently, they breed 'em big around here...
That is really cute! Did I miss a new hair post? It's lovely!
tap tap tap...monster? :eyebrow:
;)
I know, I'll work on improvements. i gotta clean the kitchen now, though -it's what i'm supposed to have been doing all afternoon and I've manages to fill the dishwasher is all so far..... :(
What ees thees theeng you call "clean the kitchen"?
if i figure it out, I'll let you know.....
You're my kind of woman, monster!
monster, bring in the big garbage can, throw everything in it, including bills and dirty dishes. Now you're mostly done.
yeah, i did that last time and shoved it in the garage.... 6 months ago. finally reclaimed the garage for the car on Sunday, need another plan....
(yes basement is full). Dishwasher is now on second load....
found kitchen floor and table. started off by finding a bit of the lounge (family room) floor, then bagging and moving everything in there :D
oh wait.... here ya go....
Took me a minute to get that one! You so clever. :)
Yea. That took me more than a moment. And I'm still not sure about it. ;)
I had to read it again...cute!
wonder if this will work: yep? nope?
Does anyone else get huge wood looking at Shawnee's pics? 'Cause I do. I mean..damn. Dayam...!
Dude you are SO in line behind me.
(but, like, far enough back so your wood isn't, like, you know, poking me.)
Impress' cat, dreaming of a better world
MoreThanPretty's dominant cat:
Nice, monster.
Buncha darn cuties, is what.
Nice, monster.
Buncha darn cuties, is what.
Steve too?
I think he's vereee cute.....
I refuse to answer on the grounds myself might incriminate myself.
Oh I so needed that. Thanks girl!
ha, I corrected the typo (which wasn't intentional) but saved it as a separate file 'cause the typo was funny.... and then posted the wrong one! musta been meant to be....
I love it. You really make me laugh.
I might get all mushy...abort post! :)
Seriously...you really have a knack for cheer. I appreciate it. Very much.
...you callin' me a cheerleader? huh? them's fightin' words..... I'll stick my pom-pom where it'll take you a while to find it....
No way, g-friend.
I thought when I was young I wanted to be a cheerleader. I didn't make the cut in JR Hi....they wanted me to be on the basketball team. lol
My mom was soooooooooo glad. :)
only Thor fancies cheerleading of my lot....
i do like the big time cheerleaders, what with all the gymnastics. I was buddies with a guy on the cheer squad in college. But I'm no cheerleader. I'd be all like "Give me a B...what the fuck is that guy doing? YOU'RE THE SUCKIEST FOOTBALL PLAYER EVER."
I'd have been fired soonly. Not much cheer in blatant honesty. :)
I'd be the one who flushed her uniforn and chained herdelf to the u-bend
OH NOES! Im the Resident Cellar Cookie Snatcher!
Monster, that fart-o-cam is funny.
it took ya 6 days, though.... :p
it took ya 6 days, though.... :p
I read... slowly.
lol monnie, thats a classic.
Classic has too few balls to present hisself for consideration :p
wanna know what pisses me off?
i had not saved it.
the screen shot i took is all i have left of an hour of drawing.....
Im sorry about ur pikchur.
Shit, that sucks Jim.
That screen looks strangely familiar. That faded out screen...you got Vista>?
Oh darlin' :(
What you saved is worth it though.
(I love my thin arms!)
hahahahah! Monnie I think that's your best in ages.
thanks :o I didn't think it was that awesome, but i was desperate to do CiH :eek: :lol:
Anyone else think CiH looks a lot like UT?
Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
Why no, and I heard they both have huge equipment. :blush:
Why no, and I heard they both have huge equipment. :blush:
Yeah, I read that on the ladies' room wall!
Small world, That's where I saw it.:smack:
Funny thing though, I saw a guy snaking away: he looked remarkably like either CiH or UT.
Snaking? You're an eyewitness then.
I wonder who they matched ol' Graeber up with?
I wonder who they matched ol' Graeber up with?
Penny Flapperz. She was almost kicked out of the Amish Church for whoring. She likes three Menonite.:lol2::lol2::lol2:
*applauds wildly* magnificent!
Great work!
Thanks for the chuckles.
:notworthy: as usual - another awesome job monnie!
thanks, guys. I tried to stick to the "thread bomb" style, but there's only so many times you can use ORLY :lol:
Those were great. Good job. :D
thanks, guys. I tried to stick to the "thread bomb" style, but there's only so many times you can use ORLY :lol:
ORLY?
Great work Monnie.
But then, I would say that :)
You are so creative Monny. You make me giggle.
Please elaborate on the concept behind my caption. Oh, great work btw, I just want to hear more about myself.
there was a brief meme of ending posts with blessed be and you looked somewhat like a man of the cloth in that image. I may have assisted slightly with that :)
prolly shoulda been "have a blessed day", but it was late and I couldn't be arsed to seach for the most popular phrase in that brief period or dwellardom blessedness
Those should all be in a book! :D
some of them might well find their way into a calendar
There may be a round two when I have other work to avoid! :lol:
They all look guilty of something.
Capn is suspected of hair theft. The 80s called and lodged a complaint :p
I'm proudly shaming my two bald-headed brothers LOL.....
...considers haircut.... tries to find time......
why thanks, Monnie!
...cancels haircut....takes gelatin tabs....
lol! Love it! You can't see me in the line-up...I'm too short. :)
deny deny deny!
Well done. :)
who the crap is that guy with the beard?
what I'm really trying to say, though, is "holy fuck, doesn't zippyt look like Harry Potter all "matured'? :lol: I bet harry potter used the handle zittyp when he posted on BBs.
I Have Been called Lots , nut this is the FIRST Time there has been a harry Potter ref !!!
sometimes the first time is the best.
Or maybe you need different specs.
LOL @ Monnie's Cellar Fail. Nice looking family, Griff.
griff....
that picture is very demonstrative of the resemblance your kids have for you and pete. you refer to them as lilpete and lilgriff (or something).....and it's quite clear from that pic who is who. it's almost like you and pete look more alike because of the resemblance bridge that is supported by your daughters' pillars of resemblance to the two of you. Harmony rocks
You have to admit.... LJ's post WAS a little curvy.
It was well received though.
^ all drunked up
I'm just sayin that if you had used one of those morph programs like they used in that michael jackson video*........the girls look like they might be pretty close to equidistant stops along the way between griff and pete...
*let
this load until it gets to 5:30, then start it there
I should take pics of everyone's eyes sometime. Mine are dark blue, Lil Griff's are slightly lighter, Little Pete's are lighter yet, and Pete's are the lightest.
There are some great new pix recently....
Who is that top one?
[eta] cancel that: just seen the 2010 thread :P
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Ha! it does look like a mouth. :)
reference for non-brits:
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Oh I see, it all has to come back to Monty Python, doesn't it? Can't do nothing without sucking from the teats of the dead parrot sketch. Let me tell you, when i was a lass, we had to do comedy without Monty Pythong BOTH WAYS. And like it. If we didn't laugh we were flogged with a large salami and if we did we were flogged twice! You merkins don't know how good you've got it with your slapstick and jewish humor!
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ooh, I wonder what a Monty PyThong would look like. I bet there's porn of it.
Yea, but did they hit you with a dead fish and knock you in the water?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwLirQS2-o If we didn't laugh we were flogged with a large salami and if we did we were flogged twice!
As an hommage to the Fish Slapping Dance, yes?
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People describe The Goodies as a cross between Monty Python and The Monkees. I think that's accurate. I don't think The Monkees is as funny now, as it was when it first aired.
Did you see any Monkees when you were growin' up, Monst? I read somewhere that the Australians imported more US comedy than did Britain. They say the Aussies have experienced The Brady Bunch while the Brits have not. I'm fascinated by this cross-cultural meme-olution.
Yes, I didn't think it was funny then, either.
We didn't get the brady bunch but I think many of us are aware of what it is.
The funny thing is when I have to swing a Sledge Hammer I say EEEEEE Ecky THUMP!!!! I dont Have Any Idea Where it came from , it just seems to fit .
This Could Explain where I heard it !
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I can confirm the presence of the Brady Bunch down here, but I didn't think it was taken as a comedy, more of a highly bowdlerised family soap.
Which makes the various rumours I hear about what was going on in the dressing rooms all the more amusing. I mean Greg and Carol, maybe, but Marcia and Jan?
Zippy, you crack me up.
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you move 'em! :p:
Is OK, but these thing need noting or the whole thread gets drownded in non-loldwellar stuff
I would have, but my window of opportunity had closed.
Thanks for bumping the thread ... I just met a person called Orly. She didn't know what it meant. :lol: After I told her she started dropping net-speak into conversation at every opportunity.
There's a major airport in Norway called Orly, too.
and now back to our original programming...
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There's a major airport in Norway called Orly, too.
I thought that was France?
I thought that was France?
The French have annexed Norway???
Ah yes, so it is. Frogs not fjords. My bad.
The French have annexed Norway???
They're sneaky that way.
Ah yes, so it is. Frogs not fjords. My bad.
I think this is the first time Clod's been incorrect. Not only does she admit she's mistaken, she's as gracious as always.
I think this is the first time Clod's been incorrect. Not only does she admit she's mistaken, she's as gracious as always.
Nope, there was that one time when she thought she was wrong, but it turned out she was right, remember?
Not to mention, you didn't see the PM she sent me. I'm still hiding in my room.
Nope, there was that one time when she thought she was wrong, but it turned out she was right, remember?
Well that's not the first time
I've been wrong. :dunce:
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:lol: I like the big sarge one
Chanelling Charlie Sheen....
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These are just great. Levity abides.
I smell Advent Calendar.... :whiff:
:notworthy:
Guffawing out loud!
And hey that looks like my eyeball! Is it?
it was... over a year ago.....
Someone just sent me this made me LOL
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they couldn't take the time to angle the head right?
;)
Monster - had to google. I forgot. When I googled I snorted big time.
Zip (and Jim) wow. Ripley's as gorgeous as her Mama.
Monster - I"m hurt. I finally get a pic up and you don't manipulate it to make me look stupid or weird or anything.
Now I shall go into the corner and pout.
Go in the corner and poot.
Ripley's as gorgeous as her Mama.
Ripley's MORE gorgeous than her Mama. It's not impolite to say that when Jinx isn't here!
Monster - had to google. I forgot. When I googled I snorted big time.
It's the most commented on IOTD, I think
Monster - I"m hurt. I finally get a pic up and you don't manipulate it to make me look stupid or weird or anything.
Now I shall go into the corner and pout.
Did someone say something?
Oh hell, girl! Guffaws.
You r way 2 cre8tiv. :)
both of those are great!
(I find people, not Lola Bunny, who begin a reply with "Yeah, no, blah blah blah..." very irritating.)
Doesn't she just look like she's suffering some interminable idiot, though..... and yet still trying to be nice.
...oh wait, she was posing for teh cellar -question answered ;)
exactly!
I can just imagine her fingers flexing and gripping the axe handle under the table just out of the frame. thinking... you've got three seconds to stfu and gtfo before I split your wig. I can hear her teeth grinding.
She looks like the smart kid in the uni group assignment task who has a really good idea, but is suffering through listening to all the other stupid ideas just to be polite.
I think she'll find another group.
Oh look, shirts for everyone... :lol2:
you forgot the line
"... but I only wear this so you have an excuse to stare at my tits"
Monster took these pics on vacation, the captions just write themselves.
Wow. You remind me of Ross Noble in those pics!
Reminds me of Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles in that last one
Name's Jim. But, most people call me...Jim.
Reminds me of Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles in that last one
Ha! Yes! I can totally see that.
One-eyed Jim?
Down girl! Down!
:p
Excuse me very much.
I was referring to One Eyed Jim O'Perkins.
Hmmm. Well then, that's just fine. Everything's fine. We're all fine.
I just have an altogether unnecessary mental image floating about my head of Jim as a giant penis , but hey...not your fault right!?
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It appears Mr. Atkinson is much funnier with his
mouth closed.
Of course, it might have been funnier if'n I knew who those people were.
:lol2:
Aren't
they just four Dwellars showing off their pets ? :rolleyes:
Was referring to Sundae's post #659.
Of course, it might have been funnier if'n I knew who those people were.
Ah yes.
One of the things I should remember being 40 and a bit international.
Comedy songs do tend to be time and location specific.
Not the Nine o' Clock News (TV programme) had a song every week. As did
Spitting Image (ditto). I doubt they would be relevant now.
Hmmmm, case in point
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Not only is the basic premise now outdated (this was made during the aprtheid years) but so many of the references would baffle my niece and nephew, let alone furriners. Or were in-jokes to start with.
haggis!
(it's a deep subject, I know!)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
But Tucker Mojo doesn't care and Andy doesn't understand.
:cry:
Those dogs could never be in no famous dog paintin' 'cause they ain't got no poker face. :)
Cool dogs!
