Sobbing..Man Pulls Real Life Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump to Win Back Fiance' ! OMG

DominoDeja • Dec 10, 2008 10:50 pm
I've seen alot of wild things but this takes the cake. The last three min. took me on the ride of my life and you seriously won't believe what this guy did. And at first I didn't understand what he was doing moving all these things around but the mystery quickly unfolded and when I saw him jump off the cliff I gasped and was like OHHH MYYY GAWWDD!

Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y


What do you think? Will he beat the odds? I mean this is a true life real life story! The message at the end is so true too. :3eye: :sniff:
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 11, 2008 1:47 am
She's in Vegas making $300,000 a year... tax free.
Aliantha • Dec 11, 2008 2:07 am
He must have done something pretty bad to make her leave and not speak to him again.

I don't buy it. It's a bit creepy to me actually. Obsessive.
DanaC • Dec 11, 2008 4:08 am
Yep. See that dot on the horizon? That's me running as fast as I can in the opposite direction.
sweetwater • Dec 11, 2008 5:03 am
I'm waiting for Loren's video response.:corn:
Sundae • Dec 11, 2008 6:21 am
I can think of a lot of things that a man could do for nibne months to impress me.
Hard things, things you wake up in the morning and don't want to do. Dull things that help other people enormously. Dirty things that need doing. Small quiet things that go unnoticed. Both paid and unpaid things that would open my eyes and soften my heart when I found out.

A testosterone driven homo-erotic home movie?
Not so much.
Griff • Dec 11, 2008 6:35 am
If it were real, I'd say restraining order.
classicman • Dec 11, 2008 8:50 am
that was stu-pit
Chocolatl • Dec 11, 2008 8:54 am
"I miss you, so I ran around a farm for several weeks performing the Sisyphean task of moving heavy objects a couple dozen times over -- since I had to get all of those camera angles and I filmed this alllll on my own -- to make a big "I <3 U" in a field."

I'm not impressed at all, and if I were Loren I certainly wouldn't take him back.
Pico and ME • Dec 11, 2008 8:56 am
Could be he just broadcasted exactly why she left him...he's more in love with himself.
Flint • Dec 11, 2008 9:17 am
Pico and ME;512593 wrote:
Could be he just broadcasted exactly why she left him...he's more in love with himself.
Shawnee123 • Dec 11, 2008 9:38 am
:eek:

I don't have sound, so was there a voice-over saying "Look at my butt. Look at my butt. Isn't it a nice butt? Here I will stop for a second and flash my winning smile. Aren't i handsome? Look at my butt."

Then, at the end, is he screaming "STELLLLLAAAAAA"? Probably he's screaming Loren but Stella would be better.

Oh, and EW.
Clodfobble • Dec 11, 2008 9:47 am
Homoerotic is right. That dude is totally a gay porn star.
lumberjim • Dec 11, 2008 9:53 am
lumberjim wrote:
loren can't come to the phone. my d*$% is in her mouth.


damn....he censors the comments. fruity ass clown
LabRat • Dec 11, 2008 9:58 am
Meh. The "story" didn't make sense. What's with the 4 wheeler, and truck breaking down? Just excuses to show off. "Look what you are missing"
classicman • Dec 11, 2008 11:13 am
Apparently he is currently dating.
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Sheldon
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 11, 2008 11:15 am
Shawnee123;512602 wrote:
:eek:

I don't have sound...

You are soooooo lucky. It's Celine Dion, whining. :eyebrow:
Shawnee123 • Dec 11, 2008 11:16 am
lmao...is it REALLY? Because that is just perfect!

Buncha watered-down excuses for humans. :p
Aliantha • Dec 11, 2008 4:49 pm
I thought it was Bad English, 'When I see you smile'.
Stress Puppy • Dec 11, 2008 6:52 pm
I'll note that he also drives like an asshole.
jinx • Dec 11, 2008 7:09 pm
DominoDeja;512553 wrote:

What do you think? Will he beat the odds? I mean this is a true life real life story! The message at the end is so true too. :3eye: :sniff:


What do you me "he"? This is you isn't it?
HungLikeJesus • Dec 11, 2008 7:13 pm
That's exactly what I thought.
richlevy • Dec 11, 2008 10:10 pm
Youtube has spoken. BTW, why did that remind me of one of those "Army of One" commercials the Army keeps running?

[youtube]DWDyoO42qIw[/youtube]
Cicero • Dec 12, 2008 1:02 am
It's an extended Rick Roll. That makes me want to die ten-thousand deaths with no complaint whatsoever.

Those of you that could watch it all the way through, I admire your courage, and cheers.:D

That makes me want to vomit all over the cellar.

:)
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 12, 2008 1:48 am
Every site it was posted on got the same response in the comments that it got here. :haha:
binky • Dec 12, 2008 2:52 am
Aliantha;512752 wrote:
I thought it was Bad English, 'When I see you smile'.


It was indeed
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 12, 2008 2:57 am
My mistake, I misread the line at the bottom and killed the sound immediately.
sweetwater • Dec 12, 2008 6:52 am
Oh gawd, I hope it was a joke. I was looking for something with the materials because the U was made from tires ("I'm tired of U"?) but couldn't convert the other pieces of the message. And I also muted it instantly. :) I have heard Dion puts on excellent shows but I can't do it. Can't. Nope.
Griff • Dec 12, 2008 4:00 pm
richlevy;512831 wrote:
Youtube has spoken. BTW, why did that remind me of one of those "Army of One" commercials the Army keeps running?

[youtube]DWDyoO42qIw[/youtube]


Why do you hate America so?
Shawnee123 • Dec 12, 2008 4:47 pm
Would you heifers quit re-posting that asshat's back? I'm sicka lookin' at him. But I'm not sick of hearing him made fun of. :D
Clodfobble • Dec 12, 2008 6:12 pm
Here Shawnee, you can add my former RTF-student insight to the flames: at a minimum, the claim that he filmed the thing entirely by himself is a lie. The very first shot of the guy walking in the distance is both panning and zooming. You going to tell me he has an automatic moving rig for that camera?

My vote is that it was created as a joke.
dar512 • Dec 12, 2008 6:48 pm
This guy's been astroturfing. I wonder if it's a bid to get on some reality program?

http://www.sciforums.com/search.php?searchid=2561773

http://www.geekforum.org/index.php?PHPSESSID=a3df7b0e2703cc54366a40d7e9197e4c&action=profile;u=12857;sa=showPosts

http://www.theconversationcafe.com/forums/showthread.php?p=452618
lumberjim • May 20, 2009 10:11 pm
bumpity