June 15, 2009: Asperatus

xoxoxoBruce • Jun 15, 2009 1:02 am
I'm sure you know that different types of clouds have official names like cumulus, stratus, cirrus, and nimbus.
I think we discussed the mammatus clouds, that look like mammaries, here before.
Whipped into fantastical shapes, these clouds hang over the darkening landscape like the harbingers of a mighty storm.
But despite their stunning and frequent appearances, the formations have yet to be officially recognised with a name.
They have been seen all over Britain in different forms - from Snowdonia to the Scottish Highlands - and in other parts
of the world such as New Zealand, but usually break up without producing a storm. And some experts believe the stormy
weather phenomenon deserves its very own classification. Experts at the Royal Meteorological Society are now attempting
to make it official by naming it 'Asperatus' after the Latin word for 'rough'.


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I think is an excellent idea... have as many different types of clouds defined and named as possible.
That way Scholars, Scientists, Meteorologists and Weather(wo)men, can communicate sightings and their consequences.

I say old chap, did you see the Asperatus formations last evening?
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Yo dude, didja see them fuckin' clouds lasnite?

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Skunks • Jun 15, 2009 1:47 am
I only have one problem with that name.




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capnhowdy • Jun 15, 2009 9:20 am
We'd freak out if we saw clouds like that in my neighborhood. For clouds that rarely produce storms, they sure look scary as hell.
lumberjim • Jun 15, 2009 9:34 am
makes me want to lie down on my back and look up at em.
Trilby • Jun 15, 2009 9:35 am
I thought this was about asparagus, too.


that first cloud looks like god is frowning down on that village, getting ready to smite it and smite it good.
sweetwater • Jun 15, 2009 11:13 am
Asperatus sounds like a star machine or a bronchitis medicine. Snowdonia sounds more impressive, and we can pretend it means "clouds forming stalactites way up there".
Undertoad • Jun 15, 2009 11:23 am
Asperatus... wasn't he that user from PD who tried to troll us?
classicman • Jun 15, 2009 12:17 pm
no UT - that was Asparagus
Shawnee123 • Jun 15, 2009 1:04 pm
Don't be castin' asparagus, I mean aspersions, at Asperatus.
spudcon • Jun 15, 2009 2:40 pm
LJ, You captured my view of clouds perfectly.
Gravdigr • Jun 15, 2009 3:21 pm
Shawnee123;574218 wrote:
Don't be castin' asparagus, I mean aspersions, at Asperatus.


I cast asparagus just as far away as I can...:vomit::vomitblu::repuke:
Stormieweather • Jun 15, 2009 3:28 pm
Yum Asparagus! Love those clouds too, but without the Asparagus superimposed on them. Those can go on my plate.
Shawnee123 • Jun 15, 2009 3:57 pm
Gravdigr;574253 wrote:
I cast asparagus just as far away as I can...:vomit::vomitblu::repuke:


Me too! BLECHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And brussels sprouts, and cauli-whatsit, and broccoli, and cabbage, and and and...
capnhowdy • Jun 15, 2009 4:42 pm
The funnel cloud thingie right behind the boob looks like a wicked pig snout.
nil_orally • Jun 15, 2009 6:31 pm
lumberjim;574165 wrote:
makes me want to lie down on my back and look up at em.


I read the words, but heard my girlfriend's voice.
DanaC • Jun 15, 2009 6:32 pm
I read the words and heard Jim's voice. Woof!
monster • Jun 15, 2009 9:24 pm
I read the words and heard artificial sweetner, not good for kids.....
Shawnee123 • Jun 15, 2009 9:34 pm
Would you rather have a lament?
SPUCK • Jun 16, 2009 5:53 am
Don't big black nasty things come rearing up out of the pavement when you see those clouds?








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