Is Nothing Sacred?
Man groped Minnie Mouse at Disney
09:06 AEST Wed Aug 12 2009
A 60-year-old man has been convicted of groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume at Walt Disney World.
John William Moyer of Cressona, Pennsylvania, told the judge he is innocent. His son said before sentencing that his father would never inappropriately touch a woman, the Orlando Sentinel reported.
He was convicted on Tuesday of misdemeanour battery and sentenced to write the victim an apology, serve 180 days probation and complete 50 hours of community service.
Moyer must also pay $1193 in court costs and possibly undergo a mental evaluation.
The court heard he grabbed the woman's bottom and also her breasts as he was having a photograph taken with her in front of Magic Kingdom's Toon Town.
The victim says she had to do everything possible to keep Moyer's hands off her breasts.
I feel that this is such a significant event that I am honor-bound to get on a plane as soon as possible and head for Orlando to offer Crisis Intervention Counselling to poor Minnie.
would never inappropriately touch a woman
What about a mouse?
Ahh, guy should go to Japan. I'm sure somewhere, there is an establishment that would cater to his desires.
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I wouldn't worry about it.
From what I understand, Minnie is a little off.
I'm not saying she's crazy, but I hear she's fucking Goofy.
If she's in full costume, how in hell did he even find her breasts and butt?
I thought one of the norms of Disney was the de-sexualisation of anthropomorphic animals?
De-sexualization of everything except, perhaps, the turrets on the original cover of The Little Mermaid.
Oh, and Jasmine, from Aladdin. Or so I've heard.
They even made the little mermaid wear an algaebra.
And on that note, I think I should go back to bed!
They even made the little mermaid wear an algaebra.
That joke has already appeared in the cellar at least once ... it's all in the timing.
If it exists, there is porn of it.
If it exists, there is porn of it.
http://wetriffs.com/gallery/mouse porn
Oh, yeah, baby.
That's right.
Take it.
Take it all.
Say my name.
Call me Cheddar.
Yeah, I'm gonna fill all your Swiss holes.
OH SHIT - The Cat!
Cockblocked from one pussy by another pussy!
My mission is proceeding with difficulty. I have searched various parts of Orlando, including an expedition to Africa and the Himilayas, where I had lunch with a yeti after we had a little discussion following his misguided attempt to decapitate me while I was riding a train through his domain. Last night we were beset by pirates, however, they were a raucous lot, and were much friendlier when a good bit of rum was added to the equation. They fed us a hearty dinner and entertained us with feat of derring do and a story of requited love.
I have not yet been able to make contact with Minnie Mouse, although I understand she also maintains residences in California, Tokyo, and Europe. I have but a few days remaining to me, but I have hope that I will succeed.
Briefly saw Minnie yesterday. She was mobbed by a crowd of papparazzi. Her security told me I would be able to see her briefly, but she would not be available for at least an hour. Unfortunately, I had to grab some German beer and catch a boat to Hollywood, so I was unable to book our session.
Again a glimpse, but no real contact. I have one day remaining to offer some assistance to Ms. Mouse. I will say that she seems to be doing well despite her ordeal.
I think Moyer was set up. I mean c'mon now, Ms Mouse is no neophyte, she came on to me 35 years ago. I heard she's entertained millions of men at her lairs in Florida and in California.
Absolutely. Everyone knows Minnie has shared her Mickey with half the planet.
Minnie's a whore.
All of Toontown knows it.
Minnie's a moocher.
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I heard she's fucking Goofy.
I heard she has a screw loose. :rolleyes:
Reports are that her cheese has slipped off her cracker.
I heard she was dancing down at The Mouse Trap.
Again a glimpse, but no real contact. I have one day remaining to offer some assistance to Ms. Mouse.
Before offering any conclusions, consider where Wolf works. Reality is not always apparent.
Admittedly, very little is real in Disney, but this was ...