May 17, 2010: Ferrari World

xoxoxoBruce • May 17, 2010 12:18 am
To some people the word Ferrari means power, to others it means speed, and others think ultimate automobile.
To most of us, it means way more discretionary income than we'll ever have.:(

But cheer up Bunkie, this fall, coming to an Abu Dhabi near you, Ferrari World!

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The next step in this global empire was a theme park, and where else to do it but in the United Arab Emirates, international playground for the fabulously wealthy. Situated on Yas Island in Abu Dhabi (which, unlike its neighbour Dubai, is financially solvent), the theme park is conveniently perched across from the Yas Marina F1 circuit, and features over 20 Ferrari themed attractions, including the worlds fastest roller coaster, capable of reaching speeds of up to 149 mph.
Six Flags this ain’t.


So don't use up your vacation days mowing the lawn, or shuttling the kids to band camp...
save them for the October 28th, grand (boy is that an understatement)opening.

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monster • May 17, 2010 12:36 am
You will be assimilated.
SPUCK • May 17, 2010 4:49 am
No kiddin.. Looks like a friggen conference room speaker phone or an amoeba.
Trilby • May 17, 2010 4:53 am
when does it become a parody of itself?
glatt • May 17, 2010 8:15 am
It looks much greener than I bet it will be in reality.
Tick • May 17, 2010 11:18 am
Me + 149 mph roller coaster = sudden laundry crisis.
Gravdigr • May 17, 2010 5:09 pm
It looks like 3 Siamese vaginas, with one big, central joybuzzer. And 1 yellow canker sore.
Elspode • May 17, 2010 10:00 pm
I would be *so* fucking good at being stupidly, filthy, ridiculously, condescendingly RICH!
monster • May 17, 2010 10:22 pm
glatt;656785 wrote:
It looks much greener than I bet it will be in reality.


you need to take this test
glatt • May 18, 2010 8:22 am
monster;656915 wrote:
you need to take this test


:lol:
I meant the lush parkland surrounding the building.