Jugger - Not!

Undertoad • Jun 17, 2011 3:46 pm
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25367

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classicman • Jun 17, 2011 3:51 pm
ewwwww - although I never found her attractive in the first place...
That pic makes her look godawful.
Undertoad • Jun 17, 2011 3:54 pm
It's the #1 Google Image result for "flat chested" (NSFW even if you have SafeSearch on).
SamIam • Jun 17, 2011 4:29 pm
She looks like she had a double mastectomy. Certainly gives a new meaning to the description "flat chested." She's flatter than Kansas.
classicman • Jun 17, 2011 4:34 pm
... Carpenters dream.
jimhelm • Jun 17, 2011 7:59 pm
Forget about her flat chest. Look at the size of her head!
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BigV • Jun 17, 2011 8:45 pm
I think she has a very pretty face, but I don't find that body type most attractive.
DanaC • Jun 18, 2011 7:25 am
When we were in London earlier this year, Sundae took a photo of me that looked lovely from the neck up but made me look completely flat chested. The way my t-shirt fell and the angle of the light just made me look totallyu flat. Just like this girl.
glatt • Jun 18, 2011 7:38 am
I've always thought she was pretty attractive. Yeah, she's thin, but people come in different sizes.
TheMercenary • Jun 18, 2011 7:45 am
She certainly has a long neck.
Trilby • Jun 18, 2011 10:48 am
She is a very beautiful woman.

but she needs a bucket of chicken. Stat.
Spexxvet • Jun 18, 2011 11:33 am
No offense intended, but why is that guy wearing a dress?
Sundae • Jun 18, 2011 12:20 pm
I was completely flat-chested until I was half past fifteen.
It took me a LONG time to shake off the negative comments I endured in school.
Okay they were from silly schoolboys, but I was a silly schoolgirl and they hurt like buggery.

NO woman should ever be judged on her chest size, unless she had deliberately chosen it (ie implants) and even then I don't think people should pass judgement.

Men should consider how they would feel if their cocks were permanently on display for people to comment on. About how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus.

None of our Dwellar men have made overly offensive comments. But I'm not exactly uplifted by the direction of the thread.

I've been on both sides, trust me. My teen hero was a girl at our school called Rachel. Three years older than me, bee-sting breasts, cool as fuck. She drove an orange Mini called Martin. I adored her, pretended not to, but she seemed cool with my obvious and slavish devotion anyway. She was an art student (as were all of my female crushes) and very few of them were busty.

Kiera has lollipop-head syndrome. I don't believe that is natural or healthy. But shouldn't we be beyond commenting on her busters? Really?
Clodfobble • Jun 18, 2011 1:41 pm
If you really look at it, she's enhancing the flatness on purpose. Look at the gap between her underarm and the top of the dress--that thing has to be no more than a few millimeters above her nipples, which also means it has to be pretty snug to keep it from falling off. Along the left edge you can actually see the boob bulging and then being squashed under the dress.
BigV • Jun 18, 2011 1:58 pm
Men should consider how they would feel if their cocks were permanently on display for people to comment on. About how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus.


they are! It's just that not all of us have twitter accounts, and some of us have nearsighted girlfriends, so STOP JUDGING ME!!!
Gravdigr • Jun 18, 2011 4:29 pm
I've always thought she looked like a marionette. I've never found her attractive.

Is twig.
Gravdigr • Jun 18, 2011 4:34 pm
Sundae;740785 wrote:
...how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus...


Welcome to Earth.

Cock/wallet, whatev.

Ppl judge.
DanaC • Jun 18, 2011 5:06 pm
Cock and wallet are not the same. For a kickoff, both can be more easily disguised than breast size which is pretty upfront and measurable.
classicman • Jun 18, 2011 9:00 pm
Gravdigr;740816 wrote:
I've always thought she looked like a marionette. I've never found her attractive.

Is twig.


Agreed. Looks like a skull - no meat. eww again.
Lola Bunny • Jun 19, 2011 12:12 am
I'm pretty flat chested myself, but I've gotta make a mean comment here. That's really unflattering. As Clodfobble pointed out, she's making a point to really, really flatten her chest. There is an appropriate way to flatter your body type. I don't think that picture is unattractive because she's flat-chested but it's how she decides to display that fact.
Clodfobble • Jun 19, 2011 12:21 am
DanaC wrote:
Cock and wallet are not the same. For a kickoff, both can be more easily disguised than breast size which is pretty upfront and measurable.


On the other hand, you have to admit that it's a lot easier to augment boob size (either surgically or merely visibly) if you want to.
Sundae • Jun 19, 2011 5:40 am
You can always enhance your wallet if you are willing to work.
Nothing you can do about cock size, ever.
classicman • Jun 19, 2011 10:21 am
My opinion is that SHE is unattractive. being flat-chested has little to do with that, again IMO.

ETA - you three are very funny...
Rhianne • Jun 19, 2011 2:47 pm
Sundae;740878 wrote:
Nothing you can do about cock size, ever.


I don't know about that - just for you, here's a picture of the man with the biggest cock in the world!











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Pico and ME • Jun 19, 2011 5:08 pm
She is not unattractive. She could be gorgeous.

She just doesn't eat enough.
ZenGum • Jun 20, 2011 1:29 am
I could help with that ...

[sound] zipper [/effects]

But yeah, general agreement, potentially very nice, but needs some flesh on those bones.
infinite monkey • Jun 20, 2011 8:58 am
Pico and ME;740946 wrote:
She is not unattractive. She could be gorgeous.

She just doesn't eat enough.


This seems to be the first mention of an eating disorder. Seems pretty obvious to me.

A normally small-chested woman could be rendered boobless when body weight falls to about...80?

Not about the boobehs, folks. She's ill! :thepain:

eta: Oh, Brianna did order a bucket of chicken for her. Sorry Bri.