monster & infinite monkey

Flint • Nov 20, 2011 10:07 pm
On. Report.
monster • Nov 20, 2011 10:22 pm
:D
monster • Nov 20, 2011 10:23 pm
tell me which was the best one.... I liked the lint...... and the silent but deadly.....
infinite monkey • Nov 21, 2011 8:14 am
Snicker snort haggis!

It was HER idea. ;)

I liked how I snuck drumming and IT in there.

:)
Trilby • Nov 21, 2011 8:22 am
I thought this was a wedding announcement.

Dang!

;)
glatt • Nov 21, 2011 8:32 am
I was looking for just the perfect time to slip one in too, but never saw the right moment.

It was entertaining though!
monster • Nov 21, 2011 8:41 am
glatt;774442 wrote:
I was looking for just the perfect time to slip one in too, but never saw the right moment.

It was entertaining though!


ooo-eer missus..... :eek:
glatt • Nov 21, 2011 8:54 am
a "flint!"
infinite monkey • Nov 21, 2011 8:59 am
I don't get posts 7 and 8.


Please 'splain?
glatt • Nov 21, 2011 9:22 am
I assumed it was some sort of innuendo. Slipping something in.
infinite monkey • Nov 21, 2011 9:41 am
Oh.

But 'ooo-eer'?

Must be a british thing.
Sundae • Nov 21, 2011 10:30 am
[youtube]SZpp1zAXfIg[/youtube]
Oo-er, Sounds a Bit Rude.

Lovely line-up.
Poor picture quality, but I doubt you'd be able to view an official BBC one.
DanaC • Nov 21, 2011 3:54 pm
And ooo-er-missus is something Franke Howerd used to say I think. Though I think it was more widely used.



Here ya go. the king of innuendo: the late great Frankie Howerd

[youtube]fj1xE2uTCVc&feature=related[/youtube]


[eta] there's a casualy racist joke about halfway through, and some highly sexist stuff. All of which shows its age :p
jimhelm • Nov 21, 2011 4:31 pm
infinite monkey;774452 wrote:
I don't get posts 7 and 8.


Please 'splain?


I don't get the whole thread.

what the hell is going on here? someone post a link to a relevant thread?

Clodfobble! do your job!
Sundae • Nov 21, 2011 4:44 pm
Don't put this all on Clod!
The woman has stepchildren AND two children with dietary requirements along with special educational needs.

Monster and Infi are already on report, isn't that good enough?
You want capital punishment..?
Aliantha • Nov 21, 2011 4:58 pm
I thought it was something to do with getting the flint off washing or something?...
DanaC • Nov 21, 2011 5:12 pm
Flint's been at the washing? Again?
BigV • Nov 21, 2011 5:32 pm
jimhelm;774609 wrote:
I don't get the whole thread.

what the hell is going on here? someone post a link to a relevant thread?

Clodfobble! do your job!


Just "be".
infinite monkey • Nov 21, 2011 6:22 pm
It was multi-faceted. You can't point to any one thing. That's the beauty of it.

And it was monster's clever idea, I just chimed in, so I'll let someone else tell it. ;)
monster • Nov 21, 2011 6:25 pm
jimhelm;774609 wrote:
I don't get the whole thread.

what the hell is going on here? someone post a link to a relevant thread?

Clodfobble! do your job!


Sundae;774619 wrote:
........capital punishment..?


did someone say capital punishment?.

[SIZE="5"]JIM, HOW DOES ONE MESS WITH A FL1NT?[/SIZE]
jimhelm • Nov 21, 2011 6:42 pm
oh, is this fuckery to do with his vanity searches??

did you drop Flint into everything you said for a day or two? that sounds kind of fun....


cough* Flint *cough
Flint • Nov 21, 2011 9:01 pm
Do try to keep up. I'm only here a few hours a month and I have meta-shit flying over your head, son. You've lost your touch.
jimhelm • Nov 21, 2011 9:05 pm
It's true.

I don't read 20% of the threads anymore.

if you would post more, I might.
Flint • Nov 21, 2011 9:09 pm
I regret not being able to be here more. I'm trying to do better.

Y'all are real people to me.
glatt • Nov 21, 2011 9:17 pm
Flint;774716 wrote:

Y'all are real people to me.


Please tell Mrs. Foot.
monster • Nov 21, 2011 10:04 pm
glatt;774722 wrote:
Please tell Mrs. Foot.


is that the new "talk to the hand"?
Aliantha • Nov 22, 2011 12:43 am
I think that would be a reference to the "you're all not real" thread.
ZenGum • Nov 22, 2011 2:19 am
The cellar needs little footnotes like you get in Shakespearean plays to explain all the obscure references and weird language.
monster • Nov 22, 2011 7:18 am
I know where the reference was from, I was just moving it along :rolleyes: :lol:
Trilby • Nov 22, 2011 7:59 am
ZenGum;774770 wrote:
The cellar needs little footnotes like you get in Shakespearean plays to explain all the obscure references and weird language.


I like this.

Make it so!
infinite monkey • Nov 22, 2011 8:09 am
Cellar Cliff Notes?
monster • Nov 22, 2011 8:09 am
We don't need no footnotes, there are always people willing to explain the joke. Let's just change it so they post in footnote size by default.

[size=1]And then they laughed[/size]
infinite monkey • Nov 22, 2011 8:12 am
footfootfootnote

ibid et al

or something.
Clodfobble • Nov 22, 2011 8:37 am
jimhelm wrote:
Clodfobble! do your job!


Not until I get a raise. (Though in this case, I had no fucking clue until they explained it. I didn't realize Flint actually did a vanity search every time to catch up on threads. Hell, knowing him, it's probably an automated script. :))
footfootfoot • Nov 23, 2011 6:13 pm
There's a lot of dwellars here who would gladly give you a raise, but that's a thread for another day.

As for footnotes, I have gotten a few from my favorite dwellars (you know who you are) but I have not gotten nearly enough from some other dwellars (you know who you are)

I do appreciate everyone's concern for my correspondence, though.

And Ali, not to put too fine a point on it, you are all imaginary not, not real. I know it is a small distinction but as long as I imagine you, you will continue to exist. The moment I stop imagining you, it's curtains. Bear that in mind.
infinite monkey • Nov 23, 2011 6:19 pm
Do you exert control over this imagining? Can you choose to unimagine any one of us? Or, if you can unimagine us would it have to be a complete unimagining to erase any and all memories of the Cellar? You'd have to get rid of all references though, like if you have a Cellar coffee mug you might run across it and all of us will be imagined all over again in a split second. That could cause like a stroke or something.
Aliantha • Nov 23, 2011 6:21 pm
There are a few people that could do with a bit of unimagining. Get your skates on and get started foot!
jimhelm • Nov 23, 2011 11:27 pm
I'm crushing your head.
ZenGum • Nov 24, 2011 5:15 am
Clodfobble;774794 wrote:
Not until I get a raise. (Though in this case, I had no fucking clue until they explained it. I didn't realize Flint actually did a vanity search every time to catch up on threads. Hell, knowing him, it's probably an automated script. :))


Flint is an automated script.

I think there is a random number generator in there somewhere.


Footfootfoot is the matrix.
monster • Sep 16, 2019 8:18 pm
I'd forgotten about this. I still slip the occasional flintbait into irrelevant threads :lol:
BigV • Sep 17, 2019 12:31 am
monster;1038714 wrote:
I'd forgotten about this. I still slip the occasional flintbait into irrelevant threads :lol:


LOL