Dwellar NSFW 2012
I'm apalled at the shameless display of naked bodies you have shown over this past year. Tsk, tsk. Some have been very naughty. Well I started the thread last year & I'm doing the same this year.
Here are 2 pics of a ginger dwellar that were sent to me as a present to start 2012.
Who is that bitch?
I'll snatch her bald-headed!
Well, no.
What I mean to say is nice pics lady.
I especially like the bra.
Dear Sarge
My sweetie's no ginger, but it seems they shop at the same lingerie boutique. This was my big xmas gift, a gorgeous self portrait.
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I admire your restraint in getting that picture before getting slobber all over your gift... again. :lol:
I LIKE HOW 2012 IS STARTING OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha You're very funny, in a literally correct kind of wat... I told her I was gonna post what I posted and mimed the pose... she said wait a minute. took the picture back, *cleaned it*, then gave it back to me for the actual picture (one take only, what? I don't have all day to sit in front of my camera now.)
You know me too well, xoB. :drool:
Aww Sundae, you know you are the only one for me ;) LOL. I'm trying to get anonymoo to post again but she feels her jokes and the collective were not understood
jokes and the collective
That sounds like a grunge band or what happens when the Borg assimilate Jerry Lewis.:borg:
Is the Cellar a collective?
Aww Sundae, you know you are the only one for me ;) LOL. I'm trying to get anonymoo to post again but she feels her jokes and the collective were not understood
She'd be right there. I never could understand why they each just couldn't have their own account.
I admit I was one of the collective. We thought it would be interesting to have several different people posting as one. She was the primary account holder and took everything to heart when people became annoyed. Plus she became embarassed after the non-nude photos of her step daughter were commented on and she felt everyone thought she was "white trash".
Is the Cellar a collective?
I think we are loosely affiliated.
Or we're a socialist cell.
Depends on who you ask.
I admit I was one of the collective. We thought it would be interesting to have several different people posting as one. She was the primary account holder and took everything to heart when people became annoyed. Plus she became embarassed after the non-nude photos of her step daughter were commented on and she felt everyone thought she was "white trash".
Well, I for one rather liked the collective. It was fun and cheeky.
I admit I was one of the collective. We thought it would be interesting to have several different people posting as one. She was the primary account holder and took everything to heart when people became annoyed. Plus she became embarassed after the non-nude photos of her step daughter were commented on and she felt everyone thought she was "white trash".
That's too bad for us. But there's some saying about getting hurt when you are running with the big dogs, I don't remember it though.
I don't know if he wanted this to be shown around, but, I was at a sex party the other day and happened to snap a pic of Big Sarge and a lucky lady...I'm not sure which is which.
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Bought two new bras recently.
They are proper "shaper" bras, to deal with my older body.
No cleavage (well, I manage a little), definitely no plunge and no wire.
But I thought I would indulge with a nipple shot because I'd been asked.
It will probably be my last, as I'd rather look into ways to photograph my body in a flattering way rather than just serving up tiny anonymous portions.
It's what I prefer to see from other Dwellars after all.
WOW Sundae!!
Gravdigr - There weren't supposed to be any cameras at that furry convention!!!! I should have never believed that crap about what happens in Vegas.....
Sundae, as a newbie i don't think we've said to each other a single word or perticipated in the same conversations in the short time since i got here, but my prmitive caveman brain built to both enjoy female nipples and sheepishly seek the rediance of high confidence displaying behaviors from the opposite sex already has a great admiration for you.
Oh SG ROCKS !!!
Don't she though?
How lucky am I to have a mate like her and living in the same country?
Honey, whatever parts, portions, shapes, silhouettes or slices you want to show...please, please, please...do.
I've watched you post yourself for years now, in varying degrees of security, insecurity, boastfulness, shyness, bold, humble, coy, brash and just...so.
Each and every damn time, all I've ever been able to see is an honest, beautiful, glowing, spiritual, willful, desireable...woman.
For the love of (input your deity here), don't stop.
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Sundae sent me the funniest card about my butt changing. I think based upon her card I'm around a 9. I'm posting 2 booty pics for you to compare. One has me slightly bent over and the other is standing straight. Sigh, I can remember 30 years ago when a girl would squeeze my ass and tell me how tight it was in my jeans. Anyway, take a look & tell me where it rates on the scale of the card
Hey, my point was that now your butt is shrinking, you will never get to the point of it sagging.
But as it prompted arse pics I'll go with it anyway :lol:
You're nowhere near a 9.
I say 5.
You can't see it very clearly in the photo, the badge is a Banksy panda (he has guns)
i think teh tazer got ya a little bit there sarge!!
i posted last year anon. maybe. with proper persuasion i might go public.....
Hmm. Looking at the pics I think it has just flattened and spread out like a pancake. I think I'll ask my troops at formation this morning. LOL. That should traumatize them for awhile
Me wearing "Boy short" style underwear.
Pulled down because this is NSFW.
Don't think I'll ever look at a coffee bean again without thinking of Sarge. :facepalm:
Me wearing "Boy short" style underwear.
Pulled down because this is NSFW.
MMMMM. Strawberry and cherries.:yum:
Who took the picture for you? If you did it yourself then your flexibility is amazing.
Timer :)
Beauty....and brains.;)
SG , Beautiful as all ways !!
BS , rock on dude
The only thing worse that going to a tattoo artist when you're drunk is going to one when he's drunk.
"Cherry? I thought you said strawberry. My bad."
Cute, SG
When I was 14/15, McDonalds had a Hot Cherry and Berry Pie.
One of my friends started calling me Cherry Berry (which morphed into Berrily).
I've identified myself with soft fruit of the berry variety ever since.
Get some girls on here to rate Sarge's butt!
That's ok Sudae. I know pretty much where I stand in the ass comparisons
Get some girls on here to rate Sarge's butt!
*salutes*
Well, I think he's hot as mustard, but there ya go:)
Hmm. Looking at the pics I think it has just flattened and spread out like a pancake. I think I'll ask my troops at formation this morning. LOL. That should traumatize them for awhile
:lol:
Put a new utility belt on, turn away, and ask them "Now, tell me honestly, men, does this make my butt look big?"
And before you do, set up a hidden camera...
And before you do, set up a hidden camera...
and pants. Don't forget the pants.
14/15 = 0.9333
Math? Sundae shows her berries, and you come up w/maths? Really?
Please leave your Man Card at the front desk.Don't think I'll ever look at a coffee bean again without thinking of Sarge. :facepalm:
:lol2:
I know it looks like a coffee bean. LOL. If you could see the gray hair on it better it might look more like this
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Ok. I've decided to pose topless for the first time. Anyone else on here wear overalls without a shirt? BTW, what do you think about the panda fur
Are those straps clipped to your nipples?
You are tough!
His nipples are hard like copper rivets!
you mean your nipples aren't copper? and you don't have white fur?? hmmm....you ought to see the copper studs i have on my dick
you mean your nipples aren't copper? and you don't have white fur?? hmmm....you ought to see the copper studs i have on my dick
Yes we aught to...don't you think?
you mean your nipples aren't copper? and you don't have white fur?? hmmm....you ought to see the copper studs i have on my dick
studded for her pleasure
gotcha.
What happened to this thread?
I think Big Sarge killed it.:eek:
Ok. I've decided to pose topless for the first time.
You. Sexy. Bastidge.
What happened to this thread?
well since you asked... and since it's about a half a million degrees in here and i'm dressed for the occasion...
how i spent my 4th
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zippyt, on Flickr
Oh my, Zippy. I hope you're not dead. :p:
well since you asked... and since it's about a half a million degrees in here and i'm dressed for the occasion...
Ibram (hm, forgot what's ur girl name is), nice bra. What size is that? I need new bras, heheh. Anyways, just observation and not criticism, you pose like a guy, heheheh. You should do some research on sexy poses. ;)
Ask him how he's holding himself up off the bottom. :haha:
Ibram (hm, forgot what's ur girl name is), nice bra. What size is that? I need new bras, heheh. Anyways, just observation and not criticism, you pose like a guy, heheheh. You should do some research on sexy poses. ;)
wasn't trying to pose, so much as stay cool!
it's uh.. 34"C", but actually 34B (bought it in Taiwan, asian cup sizing lol). I usually wear 36B, but this was one of the first I bought when I was still honing in on my sizing.
And, Ibby works tbh
Oh my, Zippy. I hope you're not dead. :p:
Ask him how he's holding himself up off the bottom. :haha:
Go, Zip, go!! Just don't let that Heinekeg get too far away!!
ETA: Don't ferget to come up for air, not for fear of drowning, but, a sunburned ass is no laughing matter.
a sunburned ass is no laughing matter.
But a donkey with a nice tan is hilarious!:dedhorse:
well since you asked... and since it's about a half a million degrees in here and i'm dressed for the occasion...
Yup, still wanna have sex with you. :-)
Is he pining for the fjords?
You guys look like something out of an art house movie. Supercool.
Hiya NBN, LTNS!
You look good! Keep in touch!
Pam
You guys look like something out of an art house movie. Supercool.
God, don't you just wanna hang out with those two and tell stories about crazy shit you've all done.
A lot better than NTN and the spider. :haha:
God, don't you just wanna hang out with those two and tell stories about crazy shit you've all done.
I get the feeling that the weirdest You have done is TIDDDDDLY Winks compaired to them ;)
You two look thoroughly disreputable. It's great.
Is that lube on the nightstand?:eyebrow:
God, don't you just wanna hang out with those two and tell stories about crazy shit you've all done.
I get the feeling that the weirdest You have done is TIDDDDDLY Winks compaired to them ;)
um i can validate that statement. it is this man that introduced me to the cellar. omg. the wild, crazy, beyond comprehensible times we had back in the day. whew!
welcome back NBN! and what bruce said, please, no spiders! :eek:

Damn, NBN. Welcome the fuck back, truly. Missed ya.
Is it just my perception or is there less nudity in the cellar the past couple of years?
Lemme see what I can do... :D
Its true....I think we have lost the main exhibitionists....or everyone just grew up?
Well, if *that* isn't the most depressing thing I've read all day. Sigh.
Is that lube on the nightstand?:eyebrow:
Nightstand? I've never heard it called
that. :D
I've posed more than once. We need some others to step up and do there duty ;)
Pamela, waiting on you.
I've posed more than once. We need some others to step up and do there duty ;)
Pamela, waiting on you.
Not me. I plan on running as a Republican for Paul Ryan's vacant seat and I can't afford any nude pictures getting out.:p:
Unless there is a semi-naked woman and a bottle of alcohol in the picture, which may oddly enough, increase appeal to certain members of the conservative demographic, the boozing womanizer being a beloved meme. I figure NBN's picture could have gotten him elected governor of Arizona if he replaced the parrot with a bottle of scotch.
Now all I have to do is to get middle aged folks to believe that moving from guaranteed health care benefits to giving up most of their income to privatized insurers is actually a good thing.....
Its not mine, I swear. Even though the spelling is Aussie/Pommie. Those spots look familiar though.
Its a nice arse too :)
I'm pretty sure it's not limey. lol
Sexy undies!
Those are the sort of cheeks I would call buns.
Nice and tight.
Thanks, Anon.
It's Erica. She has a distinctive form.
ok, remind me how to post a picture!
i think it is gravdigr!!!
At least one ball would be hanging out if it were me.
BTW, wtf is a Taskmisaunula??
Tumblr asked me for some Topless Tuesday pics yesterday and I ended up playing some dress-up with my old suits. I miss wearing suits. I need some pantsuits.
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Take this as a compliment. You bear a resemblance to Ray Teller. Esp with the cig dangling.
Ray Teller as in... Penn and? That's definitely one I haven't heard before...
Hi Sheldon!
Not yet, but I will be later. :-)
My house isn't as messy as I thought it was...
So Ibby is doing some kind of reverse-double cross dressing, and Sheldon gets a soft-on.
I have no idea what is going on.
Put me in a room with Ibby and trust me, hard-on central! lol
Things are so confusing
You've had yours for a long time, you should've figured it out by now.
Nice to see some male forms on here!!!
Ducks, I don't think I will ever get tired of pictures of your arse.
If I was a man I'd be creepy about it - wanting to send you knickers to be photographed in.
(I wouldn't be creepy enough to ask for them back though)
Youre very welcome, Bruce :)
Sundae - thanks :) ....no need to send undies, I probably have every type known to man and women...except those tiny, tiny ones that Jim likes.
These days (because of the warehouse I work in and the heat) I tend to wear cotton boyshorts, and save the pretties for play and pics!!
What a way to start a Monday !!!!!
Thanks Dux !!!
Gawd, Ducks, everything about you is just right. If you're ever in Texas...
What a fabulASS photo DN! :D
TY Ducks Nuts!!! I always enjoy a glimpse of you
I've tried to post, but somehow, it doesn't work for me. Anyone remind me of the correct way to host an image on Flickr and get it to appear here?
On the flickr page, select "share", and choose "BBCode". Copy and paste that code into your post.
Gawd, Ducks, everything about you is just right. If you're ever in Texas...
Oh, you missed her when she and some of her girlfriends tore up Vegas. Now it's just a rumor, so don't quote me, but I heard the guys were lining up to jump off Boulder (hoover) Dam, after Duck's entourage left town. :yesnod:
Oh, you missed her when she and some of her girlfriends tore up Vegas. Now it's just a rumor, so don't quote me, but I heard the guys were lining up to jump off Boulder (hoover) Dam, after Duck's entourage left town. :yesnod:
Repeat preformance coming to Vegas soooooon!!
Repeat preformance coming to Vegas soooooon!!
Darn! This year we're doing Florida. Next year is Vegas.
Thank you Happy Monkey. Let's see how this works.
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pamela trans, on Flickr
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pamela trans, on Flickr
Thanks a million HM.
Now I can share a ton of pictures!
Thanks a million HM.
Now I can share a ton of pictures!
Dude....I mean woman, I tried to help you too. If you had told me you wanted to post pix from Flickr, I would've showed you how differently.
Btw, the third pix....NICE! You're looking great as a woman. (Second comment is directed to all your pix above.) :thumb:
Wow. You look so different now!
I echo Lola's comment. That bottom pic in particular is beautiful.
Also, love the first pic. You remind me a bit of my bachelor's dissertation supervisor, in that one. I really miss her, she was brilliant in every sense of the word.
Lola... I did. And I didn't mean to not thank you too. I was just dashing off a fast reply.
I've tried to post, but somehow, it doesn't work for me. Anyone remind me of the correct way to host an image on Flickr and get it to appear here?
Basic explanation, the first pic is how I look daily. Well, almost daily.. :)
The second pic is my cougar outfit and the third is my "sexy" look that no one but my beloved gets to see. :D
Ibby, you made me smile! That is the magic of hormones. And it's not even two years yet. I have at least one more major unseen change cycle to go. I've noticed that we go through three change cycles; first, skin, gets softer and hair gets shinier. Then, your body fat mysteriously migrates around to a more feminine location. Last, it all kind of melds together to form your final look somewhere around the third year.
This is why we all try to avoid any surgery the first three years. You will mess up most surgery, esp facial surgery, during the first three years. Many surgeons recommend that you do not do any "top surgery" for five years, to allow nature to finish your boobs. Once you know what you get naturally, you can make a better decision as to enhancements (or not).
I will wait for my surgeries. There's plenty of time.
Thank you all for the nice comments. They mean a lot to me.
Love
Pamela
Wow Pam. Really like that 3rd pic
Awesom pics, Pam. I love the last one.
Your skin looks beautiful in all three :)
You look a lot like a slightly younger version of my wife's cousin, although I haven't seen her in almost 2 years.
Pamela you look marvelous! :D
Very nice pics Pam - a lovely range of looks there.
Thank you thank you!
I love the compliments!
I think I am the only one who saw any flaws in my pictures, of course, I haven't shown them ALL. I cherry-picked.
Mary and I love the third too. It's very sexy, demure and shows off my girls to advantage. I am not used to that! LOL
Wow Pam, you look great. And you look very, very different from when we met up a while ago. Completely different. You look happy and that's great too. I wonder what other changes have taken place. Regardless, two thumbs up, waaay up.
I wonder what other changes have taken place. Regardless, two thumbs up, waaay up.
Ahem... Slightly unfortunate wording... :D
<---- clueless.
I hope I haven't offended anyone.
I think you'd have been perfectly safe had there been no filthy-minded Brits in the room :P
Hahahaha and a dirty minded Aussie...I went "ohhh - ha ha" at the wording too.
V - I think Pam would have been flattered, not insulted anyway ;)
Ibby - adorable, as always.
Sheldon - I wouldn't mind seeing that a little harder[SIZE="1"] (or a lot)[/SIZE]
Ducks - you've got great curves! /envy
Pam - looking brilliantly feminine.
Everyone's looking good.
Ducks. Nice pic. Reminds me of this quote:
Jeremy Grey: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
:D Looking good babe.
I really like that last pic Pam. With your eyes looking down and all, it just looks lovely. Very soft and romantic. Really lovely.
Ducks, I have arse envy. I think I'll have a pic of yours on the fridge after this baby comes and I'll stand in the kitchen doing squats and lunges. lol Mine has completely disappeared during this weight losing process, so I need to plump it up a bit.
Ali....honey....I don't mind Dazza looking at my arse so much...but when I come visit...I don't really want your boys knowing what's under my skirt!!
Haha...now that's funny Ducky. You do know that Mav is a member on this forum right? ;) (not that I think he visits too often, and probably doesn't look in the nsfw threads, but still, it's funny. hehehe)
Haha...now that's funny Ducky. You do know that Mav is a member on this forum right? ;) (not that I think he visits too often, and probably doesn't look in the nsfw threads, but still, it's funny. hehehe)
i apparently joined when i was fifteen...
...how old is mav? (not that i'm likely to be someone to judge someone for being "too young" for the cellar but)
He's 15 now Ib. It's just the real life knowing what Ducky's arse looks like etc.
Wow. Nice pic. You look great. I still have to ask if you really wanted to do that. Not a lot of great decisions are made in Texas at 4am.
Thanks rich, don't worry I was sober just couldn't sleep.
Thanks rich, don't worry I was sober just couldn't sleep.
If I was looking at those, I wouldn't be able to sleep either. Schwing!
[insertmotorboatsmilie/]
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Thanks rich, don't worry I was sober just couldn't sleep.
In that case thank you for the lovely morning surprise. I couldn't sleep either.
Thank you... not sorry about you're sleep. ;)
Thank you... not sorry about you're sleep. ;)
...or your finger. Nestled so close to the object of our mutual desires.
Your quite indeed more than pretty, your beautiful.
I'm sure there's a new one of these.
I just can't find it.
Can someone point me in the right direction?
i don't think we ever started one for 2014. sigh
Ah well.
Here I am half in and half out.
Wow, nice. That made the blood rush into my wiener.
Ah well.
Here I am half in and half out.
Wow. Just WOW!
Nice pussy! ;)
Boobs, I'm a fan. Thanks Sundae!!
This is all well and good. But now I've got even more explaining to do to J, as to how possibly meeting up in a foreign land with various Britchicks will not cause me to fall out of love with her, and in love with Britain and her various features.
She is a jealous J and will resent me even saying so. J it is your features I enjoy, because they are yours and yours alone, and no other features will ever stop that!
Wow, nice. That made the blood rush into my wiener.
Takes the wrinkles out, don't it?
Ladyskin!!:cheerldr:
Thanks, SundaeGirl!
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Very nice, thank you. Even if Diz is unimpressed, we certainly are. :thumb2:
my word!!! talk about getting somebodies attention. that made a big rush of testosterone. you look wonderful
Amanda. Ok, it's not all that NSFW, but there's cleavage. And booze. You might think you know what's to follow, but you'd be wrong. But only because that preceded these particular drinks. Hence the shit eating grin.
This is all well and good. But now I've got even more explaining to do to J, as to how possibly meeting up in a foreign land with various Britchicks will not cause me to fall out of love with her, and in love with Britain and her huge... tracts of land.
She is a jealous J and will resent me even saying so. J it is your features I enjoy, because they are yours and yours alone, and no other features will ever stop that!
looking mighty fine, Sundae
Wow Sundae looking GOOD!!!
Shouldn't that be in the 'Cool Weapons' thread?
Shouldn't that be in the 'Cool Weapons' thread?
Heheheh. Nowt cooler than Sundae's norks.
You should work that word into conversation with one of your Hill Billy buddies. Do it constantly to the point where they get annoyed with you over it. Eventually they will start using it, and they'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends.... And then there will be this strange English English word in the Hill Billy lexicon. And scholars a thousand years from now will cite you as the source of ..... Oh man this is good w33d.
It's prolly how you Philly(-ish) folks think we say 'not' anyhow...
Nowt = Nothing
Owt = Anything
Old Yorkshire saying:
'Ear all, see all, say nowt;
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt -
Allus do it fer thissen.
Translation: 'Hear all, see all, say nothing; Eat all, drink all, pay nothing; And if ever you do anything for nothing - always do it for yourself.
Culture of Yorkshire.Having traveled all over the country, often way off the beaten path, I know there are more accents and vocabularies than Carter's got Little Liver Pills. It only makes sense to use what the people in that area use and will understand, so they persist but evolve. On websites where we depend on writing, it sometimes gets confusing like potato chips and crisps. Besides, we know you're smarter than the average bear. :p:
Gravdigr - They're saying you Hillbillies aren't as smart as the folks down here in the deep south. LOL
Sundae, you look great. I'd compare it against your old photos, but I can't remember the thread. It would look so much better if you were smiling. I've seen your not-NSFW pics and you have a lovely smile.
Jim, you are a lucky guy.
Thanks hon (and everyone!)
This was pretty much the first photo I took with my Cellar-camera. As in the camera I bought from the house moving gift of money from Dwellars which moved me to tears. No purple prose, Limey can attest to real salt n snot. I can honestly say that without the Cellar I would not be here, in all meanings of the phrase.
Anyway, back to titties.
I'd charged up the battery and was testing the various functions.
I won't pretend it was an accident (oops, my top fell off!) as I was well aware I may get a useful shot.
But that's why I don't have a cheesecake grin. Is concentration.
Knowing my face as I do, I can see a hint of amusement there, a slight twitch of a smile.
But I figured more people would be looking at my boobs.
Well, I was looking at your face. Always loved that smile of yours.
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Thanks hon (and everyone!)
no, no, thank YOU!
Anyway, back to titties.
yes, lets.
I won't pretend it was an accident (oops, my top fell off!)
*almost* my favorite part, and certainly the funniest!
But I figured more people would be looking at my boobs.
:p:
*almost* my favorite part, and certainly the funniest!
:p:
Yeah. I laughed out loud at that, then it turned into a snort and startled Carrot from his afternoon nap. He was not impressed.
Forgot to post at the time, but: looking fine Sundae. Really fine.
Dana dared Sundae to go dancing naked in the rain ... she didn't, but this is as good as ....
Okay, not really rude, but better to be in a NSFW thread than have bra photos pop up announced if you ARE at work.
Very happy to know my real size.
Very happy to have new underwear.
Shame it came at the wrong time, financially. But maybe it will help with the back-ache I've been having, which I'm beginning to think is down to my posture. Really special new undies make you carry yourself better even without the added incentive of being correctly sized.
Wow Sundae. Those look great. Extra sexy!
Goddamn, you suit that black lacy bra.
That's pornographic... fortunately. :ggw:
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely
Oh, thanks for putting that worm in my ear. Again. Should be able to get it out by year's end...
Damn your eyes, Sexo.:mad2:
Sundae, you tease. You know we want more
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a bra in the way.
:D
Go on then.
Surely you mean "Come on" them?
Surely you mean "Come on" them?
Yoooooooooooouuuuu dirtygirl, you.
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Good heavens, Sundae...you make otherwise sexy bras seem pale once you wear them. Such glorious beauty.