June 9th, 2015: Compensating

You have to feel sorry for the men in Britain who are... um, under endowed.
The manly thing to do would be to compensate with a gun, but that's right out of the question.
The Queen says even a big knife is a no-no.
Of course centuries old narrow lanes, limited parking, and high petrol prices, pretty much rule out a jacked up diesel dually.
So what's a shorty to do? Veggies... giant veggies.[COLOR="White"].... [/COLOR]My carrot's bigger than yours.



They will squash you.

Nice post!

Sent by thought transference

So, Findhorn wasn't magic after all? It's just the British climate that favors vegetables?

Damn it, that link isn't giving me what I was looking at anymore, try this one.

Nice!

[Mr.Seinfeld]I don't like the sound of that.[/Mr.Seinfeld]

I don't like it one bit.

Dana's Carrot is bigger than mine.

Interesting perspective; British men only grow large vegetables because they have no access to weapons or big cars and therefore no other way of advertising their manliness...

I wonder where that leaves the Women's Institute jam-makers :eek:

Gravdigr;930694 wrote:

Dana's Carrot is bigger than mine.

Carrot's, carrot is bigger than yours.

Awwwww. Carrot's carrot is teeny.

That's what makes it all so sad.