wHaT aRe yOu dRiNkInG tOnIgHt ??

If Liberal, Conservative tears.
If Conservative, Liberal tears.

(after reading the same news article, in different zip codes)

If Centrist, the sweet elixir of intellectual superiority.

If Progressive, Socialist, or Communist, probably a beer or something?

If Libertarian, literally human blood.

I'm maybe more centrist drinking the bitter waters of disappointment.