Pffft
You had to get up to pee anyhow.
Fridays are usually slow for some reason
Sorry we had a wedding down in Leesburg.
I'm at home, nursing a hangover.
I'm riding a runaway train between now and Christmas. If anyone wants to do my Christmas shopping for me, I'll put my feet up and chat awhile...
I was sitting in Lincoln, NE but now I'm in Dayton OH arguing with my dispatcher over a load of cereal. What an exciting life I lead!
Drive carefully, don't be a cereal killer.
Siri's ill?!
What's wrong with her? Is it one of those computer viruses?
Fuck her. The know-it-all bitch.
