August Askings

1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?
2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?
3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?
4. Do you like pickles?
5. When was the last time you chewed gum?
6. What is the most amusing number?
6. curtains or blinds?
6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?
10. What did the devil make you do?

1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?

Fiji water. Our grocery store stopped carrying it, so now I have to order it in bulk, and the boxes are so damn heavy.


2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?

"I'm fine, honey, I just stubbed my toe. No, I'm fine. It'll stop hurting in a minute. I'll be okay." (Said to my hyper-empathetic daughter.)


3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?

Set up a shade pavilion and a super comfortable chair and go to sleep.


4. Do you like pickles?

Love 'em.


5. When was the last time you chewed gum?

Right now. Nicotine gum 3 times/day.


6. What is the most amusing number?

3


6. curtains or blinds?

Both


6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?

3-6 depending on context. The world is full of idiots and I've accepted that.


10. What did the devil make you do?

I apologize to those who felt offended, and I assure you I take full responsibility* for my actions.

*minus consequences

Clodfobble;1036386 wrote:

1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?

Fiji water. Our grocery store stopped carrying it, so now I have to order it in bulk, and the boxes are so damn heavy.

Why Fiji?

I have to admit I like the square bottle and have purchased one or two to take hiking. You can set them down and they won't roll of the cliff. But I likely wouldn't buy them otherwise. They are pricey.

Fiji water contains silicon deposits. :)

1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?

[COLOR="blue"]I resent having to spend $500 on a Dyson vacuum because every other kind will just break.[/COLOR]

3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?

[COLOR="Blue"]Adjust the screen brightness[/COLOR]

5. When was the last time you chewed gum?

[COLOR="blue"]Not since childhood, gum is foul. Razzles MAYBE[/COLOR]

6. What is the most amusing number?

1337

10. What did the devil make you do?

[COLOR="blue"]Not give a fuck. But I tricked him and found more fucks to give.[/COLOR]

1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?
[COLOR="Purple"]A skimpy outfit for the maid, it should come included.[/COLOR]

2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?
[COLOR="purple"]Why couldn't it have been you![/COLOR]

3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?
[COLOR="purple"]Watch people wading in the water (test for sharks).[/COLOR]

4. Do you like pickles?
[COLOR="purple"]When someone else is in one.[/COLOR]

5. When was the last time you chewed gum?
[COLOR="purple"]While watching a disaster unfold on the news.[/COLOR]

6. What is the most amusing number?
[COLOR="purple"]A person's age.[/COLOR]

6. curtains or blinds?
[COLOR="purple"]Blinds are preferred 2:1 by peeping toms everywhere.[/COLOR]

6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?
[COLOR="purple"]Same as the number of question's here.[/COLOR]

10. What did the devil make you do?
[COLOR="purple"]Provide these answers.[/COLOR]

2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?

[COLOR="Blue"]Oh dear! I really must be more careful.[/COLOR]


3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?

[COLOR="Blue"]Look for the quickest way out.[/COLOR]


4. Do you like pickles?

[COLOR="blue"]No. Why do you ask?[/COLOR]


5. When was the last time you chewed gum?

[COLOR="blue"]When I wasn't walking.[/COLOR]


6. What is the most amusing number?

[COLOR="blue"]Zero. I'm frequently told that I laugh at nothing.[/COLOR]


8. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?
[COLOR="blue"]
10. :eek:[/COLOR]


10. What did the devil make you do?
[COLOR="blue"]
Nothing. I am beyond temptation.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="blue"]
Well, almost...[/COLOR] :D

1. What household item do you most resent having to buy? *shrug* if we need it we need it.
2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW? Faaaaaaa...
3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first? lay out my towel
4. Do you like pickles? yes.
5. When was the last time you chewed gum? a couple weeks ago
6. What is the most amusing number? 55 how the hell did I get here?
6. curtains or blinds? no
6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's? 3 meh
10. What did the devil make you do? find opportunity's to irritate monster's inner grammar Nazi.

Carruthers;1036489 wrote:

6. What is the most amusing number?

[COLOR="blue"]Zero. I'm frequently told that I laugh at nothing.[/COLOR]

You radical, you.

Carruthers;1036489 wrote:

8. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?

[COLOR="blue"]10. :eek:[/COLOR]

You radical extremist, you.

OTOH, 0 and 10 average 5; so, facts with numbers say you're a moderate. :D

sexobon;1036495 wrote:

OTOH, 0 and 10 average 5; so, facts with numbers say you're a moderate. :D

Average and moderate?

I shall wear both those badges with pride.:)

Carruther's;1036514 wrote:

I shall wear both those badge's with pride.:)

FTFY

Originally Posted by Carruther's

I shall wear both those badge's with pride.

monster;1036517 wrote:

FTFY

The Devil made you do that, didn't he?

Come on... out with it... be honest!

;)

1. What household item do you most resent having to buy? [COLOR="Purple"]Cat litter. It's heavy and the cats pee in it and then I throw it away.[/COLOR]
2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW? F[COLOR="purple"]UKKIT! Fuckety fuckarse McCunty-Shite![/COLOR]
3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first? [COLOR="purple"]Take off enough clothes to go for a swim.[/COLOR]
4. Do you like pickles? [COLOR="purple"]Yup[/COLOR]
5. When was the last time you chewed gum? [COLOR="purple"]Gawd, I really cannot remember. Twenty years ago mebbe?[/COLOR]
6. What is the most amusing number? [COLOR="purple"]69 of course![/COLOR]
6. curtains or blinds? [COLOR="purple"]Curtains downstairs, blinds upstairs.[/COLOR]
6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's? [COLOR="purple"]11[/COLOR]
10. What did the devil make you do? [COLOR="purple"]Take up smoking after I nagged my mother to stop. (I've stopped now, thanks for asking).[/COLOR]

1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?

by resent do you mean, always forget to? I can't remember

2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?


muth....er......fucker! the elongated th sound being the crux



3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?


reapply sunscream



4. Do you like pickles?


of course, but not those bread and butter kind. fucking hate when I buy them by accident. inedible



5. When was the last time you chewed gum?


at least 3 months now



6. What is the most amusing number?


8



6. curtains or blinds?


blinds



6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?


2 they do such worse badly grammar



10. What did the devil make you do?


answer question 6 3 times.

limey;1036536 wrote:

1. Fuckety fuckarse McCunty-Shite!

you really are me in a different country. My kids would piss themselves laughing if they read this, it's completely what I'd say.

I've never said OWWWWWWW in my life, ever.

Clodfobble;1036417 wrote:

Fiji water contains silicon deposits. :)

ever try making your own?


I'm gonna try to get my mom to start drinking Fiji water. She's forgetting names and making strange posts on my bookface posts. worried a little

Pssh--ain't nobody got time for that!

I already "make my own" of nearly everything. If I can buy it, you'd better believe I'm going to.

lumberjim;1036576 wrote:

She's forgetting names and making strange posts on my bookface posts. worried a little

Has she seen a neurologist? My Dad has been stable for years now on his brain meds. It might be wise to get a baseline.

I don't know. Spoke to her on the phone today, and she said she was having a bad memory day. Couldn't remember what kind of car they just bought... She got it after the subject changed... Dave always goes to Canada in August, and she struggled to come up with where he was going....

Nouns and names seem to be tough. I'm going to go visit her while Dave is away just to make sure she's OK alone that week... and I'll ask her then. 76 yrs old.

I feel for her, right on the tip of the tongue but won't come out until thinking of something else. 74 and 11/12

1. What household item do you most resent having to buy? [COLOR="Blue"]Anything disposable. It's literally throwing away money.[/COLOR]

2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW? [COLOR="Blue"]You fucking idiot!![/COLOR]

3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first? [COLOR="Blue"]Leave.[/COLOR]

4. Do you like pickles? [COLOR="Blue"]I'll infrequently eat a sweet pickle with crackers and cheese, but, for the most part no. And damn sure not on my hamburger.[/COLOR]

5. When was the last time you chewed gum? [COLOR="Blue"]I'm not sure I've chewed gum since my neighbor 'napped m'kitten.[/COLOR]

6. What is the most amusing number? [COLOR="Blue"]Six.[/COLOR]

6. curtains or blinds? [COLOR="Blue"]Six.[/COLOR]

6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's? [COLOR="Blue"]Six.[/COLOR]

10. What did the devil make you do? [COLOR="Blue"]Nothing. I did it on my own. And I smiled when I did it.[/COLOR]