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monster 04-15-2020 12:21 AM

My hair doesn't grow evenly and it's starting to resemble a game of Whack-a-Mole with weird long bits suddenly popping up

Clodfobble 04-15-2020 07:31 AM

Minifob's does that, though it's localized--the top-back of his hair (where his samurai knot would go, if he had one) grows about twice as fast as the rest. He has to alternate haircuts with the whole head, and just that portion.

sexobon 04-15-2020 09:00 AM

What's old is new again.


glatt 04-15-2020 09:08 AM

My wife was telling me yesterday that she heard on some podcast that America is going through different stages of purchases in this quarantine.

First there was the toilet paper purchases,
then the flour and egg purchases,
then home office supplies and school supplies purchases,
and now it's hair coloring and clippers purchases

We need to figure out what the next step is going to be so we can buy that shit before supplies run out.

What's next?

Please don't say urns.

fargon 04-15-2020 09:12 AM

Bacon is the next shortage.

Clodfobble 04-15-2020 10:22 AM

Lawn sprinklers, garden hoses, inflatable pools, patio grills, and general backyard summer toys.

fargon 04-15-2020 10:51 AM

Then I had better get my Ladder Golf set soon. And buy a pick up load of charcoal.

footfootfoot 04-15-2020 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1050930)
How do you like that, the hair clippers I linked to in my previous post are all gone.


Cynically, I thought that was one of your criteria for recommending them.

Donít mind me, Iíve been listening to too much news.


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sexobon 04-15-2020 01:04 PM

They were available when I posted the link. :(

xoxoxoBruce 04-15-2020 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 1050953)
We need to figure out what the next step is going to be so we can buy that shit before supplies run out.

What's next?

Please don't say urns.

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But if you have a warehouse full you can't even give away, just start a rumor it's sold out.

footfootfoot 04-15-2020 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1050966)
They were available when I posted the link. :(

I figured. I am just in my very dark humor mode.

glatt 04-15-2020 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 1050694)
I'm happy because the replacement circuit board seems to have fixed bajaboi's welder

I just saw this. That's great news. No 500 pound boxes to ship!

Griff 04-15-2020 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fargon (Post 1050954)
Bacon is the next shortage.

All the meats...

fargon 04-15-2020 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 1050979)
All the meats...

NOOOOO!!!

lumberjim 04-16-2020 12:54 AM

Nice job there glatt. What was the actual clock time? Results are good, regardless....


I'm about 2 weeks past where I would have gotten it cut. If this goes another 6 weeks, I may have to let it grow out. Maybe there will be some kind of movement. I can pretend I give a shit about some cause as an excuse to have long hair again.

Or not, whatevr.


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