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Flint 09-07-2007 11:55 AM

Most wives would be angry if their husband gave them something that smelled like another woman's orifice.

monster 09-07-2007 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 383040)
Most wives would be angry if their husband gave them something that smelled like another woman's orifice.

So true.

jester 09-07-2007 01:04 PM

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Friday Night Football - here's two pics - before & after

awww - 2yrs old
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now - 16 yrs - 6'5" - 288lbs
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lookout123 09-07-2007 01:15 PM

I'm happy because I left my company one week ago today and launched a new corporation. My one month goal was to have 40% of my clients move. So far 15% have. Woohoo!

queequeger 09-07-2007 01:54 PM

My friend's visit and my fiancee's visit aren't going to overlap! Maybe for a few hours. Not that I don't want them to meet, but it's been assured that no sex will be had if both parties are in the house at the same time... so I'm pleased as peaches. :D

Flint 09-07-2007 01:56 PM

Congratulations, lookout123. You made the leap!

Clodfobble 09-07-2007 04:34 PM

Way to go, lookout! I'm glad it's working out for you.

DanaC 09-07-2007 04:43 PM

Good goin Lookout!

BigV 09-07-2007 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 383037)
But what does Lilly's office smell like?

Death.


I strongly associate the fragrance of lillies with funerals. One of my first jobs was driving the delivery van for a local florist. Very happy job, everybody likes to get flowers. Even the dead people, and they got lots of lillies.

Flint 09-07-2007 05:02 PM

The smell of flowers reminds me of death, also. A houseful of freshly-delivered flowers.

BigV 09-07-2007 05:11 PM

Not all floral fragrances remind me of death. Honeysuckle covered the fences around the school in my youth, and although I had my share of student angst, the honeysuckle remains a pleasant memory.

Roses are strictly romantic for me. Roses for my wife make me smile.

We had a big saucer magnolia in the backyard. Those blossoms stink.

Jasmine reminds me of the senior prom, a pleasant memory.

Flint 09-07-2007 05:17 PM

Honeysuckle might be one of the absolute best fragrances.

Griff 09-07-2007 11:47 PM

Finally got my last Praxis score along with a little bullshit certificate of excellence blah blah blah should be happy but actually just feel tired. Maybe this is the wrong thread.

lumberjim 09-07-2007 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat (Post 382781)
I learned Zippy's secret to happiness today, and I'm going to get to meet my first Cellar dwellar tomorrow. Yeah!! The sun even shines on a rat's ass once in awhile.

who did you meet?

xoxoxoBruce 09-08-2007 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 383328)
Finally got my last Praxis score along with a little bullshit certificate of excellence blah blah blah should be happy but actually just feel tired. Maybe this is the wrong thread.

You mean instead of listening to professors, now you are one?


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