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xoxoxoBruce 12-24-2009 11:31 PM

I could lock this thread for the win.










But I won't. :headshake

Pie 12-25-2009 08:23 AM

'twould be cheating, bruce.

Trilby 12-25-2009 08:34 AM

Pie is clearly going for the win.

Pie 12-25-2009 09:42 AM

Hey, I'm the number that keeps on going...

richlevy 12-25-2009 11:14 AM

I don't know, Pie, Spexx made a great effort with the bananaphone. Unfortunately for him, he picked the second most annoying version, and not this one.


Pie 12-25-2009 04:02 PM

Thank god for flashblock.

Gravdigr 12-26-2009 03:17 PM

COCK!!!!

sexobon 12-26-2009 11:08 PM

-a-doodle-doo. I say, you must have one of those old single action Submit icons that you have to cock first you click off a reply.

Pie 12-27-2009 08:33 AM

ornithologists we aren't.

Trilby 12-28-2009 01:45 PM

See?

Pie won!

Yznhymr 12-28-2009 01:47 PM

2 Girls 1 Cup Parody #1 of 2

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque....1-cup-cake.jpg

Pie 12-28-2009 01:49 PM

oh no you di'nt!

Trilby 12-28-2009 01:49 PM

don't put gay love on my cake.

Or poop.

Yznhymr 12-28-2009 01:52 PM

2 Girls 1 Sub Parody #2 of 2 NSFW


Scriveyn 12-28-2009 02:01 PM

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Trilby 12-28-2009 03:08 PM

I'm pretty sure that's an invocation to He Who Must Not Be Named.

Spexxvet 12-28-2009 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 621138)
I'm pretty sure that's an invocation to He Who Must Not Be Named read.

Fixed that for ya.;)

Pie 12-28-2009 03:53 PM

3

Flint 12-28-2009 05:16 PM

No two card shuffles will ever be the same.
 
Combinations of card shuffles, 52! is 8.06581751709439e+67.

Population of the Earth (possible number of people that could shuffle a deck of cards) is 6,648,429,413. Thatís 1.2131914195137428317011748952143e+58 shuffles per person.

Divide 1.2131914195137428317011748952143e+58 shuffles by number of seconds per year (31536000) and you get 3.8470047549268861989509604744239e+50.

That means: if every person alive on the Earth started shuffling one deck of cards per second, it would take 3.8470047549268861989509604744239e+50 years to get through all the combinations.

Pie 12-28-2009 06:51 PM

.

classicman 12-28-2009 06:57 PM

head spinning

monster 12-28-2009 07:00 PM

I just strapped this thread to my leg and I'm headed to the airport....

xoxoxoBruce 12-28-2009 11:05 PM

Are you hiding it in Banana lady's luggage?

Pie 12-28-2009 11:34 PM

1

sexobon 12-29-2009 12:24 AM

Looks like Pie has begun her countdown to New Year's Eve ... no wait ... was that a decimal point I saw there? Oh no, she's calculated Pi to the first decimal place and it looks like she's prepared to go TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! :eek:

Yznhymr 12-29-2009 02:15 AM

I'm sorry, I am confused...is it Pie or Pi?
http://www.dogpile.com/clickserver/_...D&_IceUrl=true or http://www.dogpile.com/clickserver/_...D&_IceUrl=true

Pie 12-29-2009 08:01 AM

4

SamIam 01-03-2010 09:47 AM

I just know I'm going to kill this thread. I've killed many a thread in my time and this one is ready for extinction. ;)

TheMercenary 01-03-2010 09:48 AM

Let's discuss politics, I bet I can kill it.

toranokaze 01-03-2010 09:49 AM

Your on

SamIam 01-03-2010 09:49 AM

Right wing gestapo member! :p

Griff 01-03-2010 11:58 AM

It's either abortion or nazi health care gun control.

classicman 01-03-2010 12:52 PM

why not both - oh and throw in bailouts for good measure.

richlevy 01-03-2010 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie (Post 621308)
4

No no no no. It's 3. You round down if the next decimal is less than 5.

It appears we have a slight disagreement over an abstract concept. Using the history of mankind as an example, we must immediately go to war, conscript and possibly decimate one or maybe two generations of youths from our middle and lower classes, and deploy and destroy a significant portion of our GDP while enriching a small portion of our population.

...or we could just agree to disagree.

Pie 01-03-2010 01:13 PM

1

Scriveyn 01-03-2010 01:26 PM

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Pie 01-03-2010 01:43 PM

5

Scriveyn 01-03-2010 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie (Post 622995)
5

should be 3

fargon 01-03-2010 03:31 PM

I do hereby declare this thread DEAD. MEEP!!!

SteveDallas 01-03-2010 03:49 PM

I was pretty sure I killed it yesterday, but it turned out I had just shot a hole in my monitor.

Pie 01-03-2010 04:20 PM

9

Undertoad 01-03-2010 11:42 PM

Sorry

Clodfobble 01-03-2010 11:46 PM

My kid pooped a bunch of mucus into the bathtub today.

capnhowdy 01-04-2010 05:22 AM

We really need a hobby or something.

Pie 01-04-2010 07:20 AM

2

Trilby 01-04-2010 07:26 AM

toldja Pie would kill it.

limey 01-04-2010 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 623229)
We really need a hobby or something.

Photography?

Pie 01-04-2010 09:12 AM

6. There's another thread for that.

TheMercenary 01-04-2010 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 622971)
It's either abortion or nazi health care gun control.

I'll take abortion for $500 Alex...

Pie 01-04-2010 09:18 AM

5.
I don't think you have the right equipment for that, Merc -- and Alex certainly doesn't have the right training.

Spexxvet 01-04-2010 11:47 AM

I miss Sammy Davis Jr.

Sundae 01-05-2010 11:12 AM

I miss the point.

monster 01-05-2010 11:26 AM

it was just after the 3, SG

Sundae 01-05-2010 12:28 PM

That was the and wasn't it?

monster 01-05-2010 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie (Post 621172)
.

yup, that's definitely an and.

(sorry for the delay, I missed the Palin/turkey vid before :eek:)

Spexxvet 01-05-2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 623882)
I miss the point.

It's on the top of my head.

Pie 01-05-2010 12:45 PM

3

toranokaze 01-05-2010 12:53 PM

I'm not sorry about your rounding

Pie 01-05-2010 01:45 PM

5

toranokaze 01-05-2010 01:47 PM

42


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