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HungLikeJesus 02-07-2008 11:25 AM

That reminds me of a joke.

A woman says to her husband, "Honey, I lost five pounds!"

He replies, "Turn around. I think I found it."

Shawnee123 02-07-2008 11:27 AM

That joke ends with "it was a lovely funeral."

bbro 02-07-2008 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 430542)
That joke ends with "it was a lovely funeral."

HA! I think I've heard that joke. :)

Giant Salamander 02-08-2008 12:33 AM

Today I bought two huge, Costco-sized bags of dried/moistish fruit.
Apricots and cranberries.
I will now get back in the groove of being monstrously regular, and boy will I have fun doing it. Apricots make me happy.

monster 02-08-2008 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Giant Salamander (Post 430813)
monstrously regular.

Do you realize quite what this means, now you are a dwellar? :eek: It's not just about pooping on time, you know..... Us monsters have to piss someone off at least once a week, pick on someone in a wheelchair every 6 months, and type like a cat on acid every third day.

DanaC 02-08-2008 06:39 AM

Which reminds me *taps desk-calendar and looks at monster meanigfully* ?

LabRat 02-08-2008 12:20 PM

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That reminds me, I saw a black H2 with an Iowa Hawkeye vanity plate "GR1FF" again this morning. I need to bring my camera with me to catch him some morning and give our Griff some shit. Heh.


GUESS WHAT!!!

I see that stupid thing all the time, but this morning, I had my camera and was able to snap one picture before the batteries croaked on me!!

Shawnee123 02-08-2008 12:22 PM

That's funny. In Ohio, you get yellow plates for DUIs. I don't think they have vanity "party plates" though!

GR1FF!

Clodfobble 02-08-2008 03:09 PM

Wow--so, how long after the DUI conviction do you have to keep the yellow plate? That's a very interesting "public stigma" punishment.

Shawnee123 02-08-2008 03:22 PM

It's our very own Scarlet Letter.

I don't know how long they keep them.

Cicero 02-08-2008 03:39 PM

I'm not working tomorrow!!! Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!

And it's going to be my valentine's day. :)

Giant Salamander 02-08-2008 11:56 PM

The first part of that last statement would make me happy indeed.

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 430818)
Do you realize quite what this means, now you are a dwellar? :eek: It's not just about pooping on time, you know..... Us monsters have to piss someone off at least once a week, pick on someone in a wheelchair every 6 months, and type like a cat on acid every third day.

Perhaps I can skip picking on the paralyzed and stick to my twice-a-week regiment of pissing someone off on the internet...?
Oh, I will.

zippyt 02-09-2008 12:01 PM

We got a NEW ROOF !!
We got a NEW ROOF !!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2207/...acf4d841_b.jpg

Clodfobble 02-09-2008 12:10 PM

Looks good, zip. Did you repaint the shutters, or pick a roof color that matched them?

zippyt 02-09-2008 12:39 PM

Thanks :) :) :)
we painted the shutters a few years ago when we got sideing and new Eglass windows , and picked the color of the roof based on that , oh the door is also green ,

Prior planning and all that , sides we likes us some hunter green


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