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capnhowdy 04-27-2010 07:03 PM

Fuck this goddam thread

sexobon 04-28-2010 02:56 AM

There's an echo in here.

Spexxvet 04-28-2010 08:30 AM

There's an echo in here.

classicman 04-28-2010 10:24 AM

echo in here - in here - here. . .

Spexxvet 04-28-2010 11:03 AM

Hear?

toranokaze 04-28-2010 11:14 AM

hear................................meat

Spexxvet 04-28-2010 11:57 AM

meet?

toranokaze 04-28-2010 03:38 PM

no meat

Pie 04-28-2010 03:43 PM

:spam1:

lumberjim 04-28-2010 08:46 PM

this is an unkillable thread

sexobon 04-29-2010 03:02 AM

ORLY?
 
Oh, it's killable alright. One just needs to hire a hit man (moderator) who accepts contributions to the Cellar for the privilege of being the last person to kill [last post, thread locked] this thread. Since this thread is naturally occurring and not contrived for that purpose, I see no impropriety in this approach to finagling ones way into being the last person to kill it. If the community isn't ready for this thread to die, there won't be an acceptable offer. I'll start the bidding at:

US $5 contribution to be the last one to kill this thread.

There's a first time for everything and it's for a good cause.

Shawnee123 04-29-2010 07:12 AM

You have reached 1-800-thrdkil.

All our operators are busy killing other threads. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available thread killer will be with you as soon as possible.

You have reached 1-800-thrdkil.

All our operators are busy killing other threads. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available thread killer will be with you as soon as possible.

You have reached 1-800-thrdkil.

All our operators are busy killing other threads. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available thread killer will be with you as soon as possible.

wolf 04-29-2010 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 652380)
this is an unkillable thread

Merely unlikeable.

toranokaze 04-30-2010 10:48 AM

We often don't believe what we don't like

Shawnee123 04-30-2010 11:19 AM

This thread!
It isn't dead!

Gravdigr 04-30-2010 11:43 AM

Die! Die! Die!

sexobon 05-01-2010 02:39 AM

It's still hanging on,

WAIT FOR IT ......

by a thread.

monster 05-01-2010 07:02 AM

::snip::

toranokaze 05-01-2010 06:58 PM

my heart string

sexobon 05-03-2010 01:54 AM

We're all just puppets here.

ZenGum 05-03-2010 04:45 AM

So, who's hand is up your bum, then?

Shawnee123 05-03-2010 08:38 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Ahem, it's politically incorrect to say "bum." They're hobos.

Gravdigr 05-03-2010 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 652885)
::snip::

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 652983)
my heart string

Her g-string. snap

capnhowdy 05-03-2010 06:47 PM

I *like* sex.

Razzmatazz13 05-04-2010 08:32 AM

*lurks*

ZenGum 05-04-2010 08:44 AM

Razzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatyaupto?

Spexxvet 05-04-2010 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 652686)
This thread!
It isn't dead!

It will not die in a box,
it will not die on a fox,
I cannot kill this thread of rich's
stop your posting, fucking bitches!

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 09:05 AM

It's Suessimost the Forum Post!

:notworthy

Spexxvet 05-04-2010 09:29 AM

Do you think we're a bunch of competitors, when we can't let go of a challenge like this?

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 09:45 AM

I'm not competitive at all! I bet I'm WAY less competitive than you. Tell you what, meet me after school, in the parking lot, and we'll fight over who is the least competitive. :lol:

(yeah, I'm pretty competitive)

Spexxvet 05-04-2010 10:24 AM

Haggis!
Reminds me of:

Quote:

Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
- Amish Paradise, Weird Al Yankovic

toranokaze 05-04-2010 02:40 PM

1

Gravdigr 05-04-2010 03:04 PM

2

toranokaze 05-04-2010 03:33 PM

3

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 03:36 PM

Get thee back to Digitopolis!

Razzmatazz13 05-04-2010 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 653617)
Razzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatyaupto?

ineffectively killin this thread...how bout you?

sexobon 05-05-2010 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 653657)
1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 653671)
2

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 653682)
3

And it's 1 - 2 - 3, what are we postin' for?

Don't ask me I don't give a damn, the next stop is Nothingland

And it's 5 - 6 - 7, open up the pearly gates

Well, there ain't no time to wonder why

Whoopee! - this thread's gonna die

ZenGum 05-05-2010 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13 (Post 653719)
ineffectively killin this thread...how bout you?

Me is werkin at a unibersity. fah reel.


Sorry, Sexo, that would have been a good finish, but I haven't seen Razz in ages.

monster 05-05-2010 07:23 AM

we need to count down, not up.....

69......


what?

Spexxvet 05-05-2010 10:46 AM

77 is better than 69.

toranokaze 05-06-2010 08:54 AM

5

monster 05-06-2010 05:26 PM

5.0000000000001

sexobon 05-07-2010 02:29 AM

Your number's up.

Kagen4o4 05-08-2010 08:04 PM

so your face!

monster 05-08-2010 10:27 PM

1 Attachment(s)
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limey 05-09-2010 08:35 AM

.
:eyeball:

toranokaze 05-09-2010 12:38 PM

8

sexobon 05-10-2010 01:37 AM


monster 05-10-2010 10:35 AM

boobs!

monster 05-10-2010 10:40 AM

I think i'mm'a make this thread immortal:

toni braxton's dress is made from dead camel spiders and enough whale penis to fence a yard

toranokaze 05-10-2010 07:09 PM

13

DangerouslySimple 05-10-2010 07:13 PM

:shocking:

toranokaze 05-10-2010 09:27 PM

21

classicman 05-10-2010 09:47 PM

No, I will not kill this thread - I deem it shall last for all eternity.

toranokaze 05-11-2010 12:12 AM

37

DangerouslySimple 05-11-2010 02:02 AM

69

sexobon 05-11-2010 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 655115)
I think i'mm'a make this thread immortal: ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 655334)
No, I will not kill this thread - I deem it shall last for all eternity.

Stockholm syndrome - If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Spexxvet 05-11-2010 07:58 AM

Woman to masochist friend: Why do you stay married to that wife-beating husband of yours?

Masochist: Beats me.

toranokaze 05-15-2010 04:03 PM

58

wolf 05-15-2010 04:07 PM

C'mon people. Everytime people on the internet continue a pointless thread, God lets a mime live.


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