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Shawnee123 02-25-2011 11:31 AM

This thread wears underwear under its swimsuit.

monster 02-25-2011 12:57 PM

This thread is Teh Flint

toranokaze 02-25-2011 10:48 PM

in like flint?

Spexxvet 03-02-2011 06:51 PM

My goal to be the last one to kill this thread is the only reason I have to live.

Gravdigr 03-06-2011 01:58 AM

I have bitch-slapped this thread. I have beaten it into a stupor with a stolen, shit-covered stick. I have ripped out it's tongue with a pair of Channel-Lock pliers, and shat down it's throat. I have gouged both eyeballs out of it's head with a spork, and skull-fucked one socket, and filled the other with skunk piss and sewed it shut. Then I introduced a small, starving Ethiopian child into it's rectum, armed with a bottle of of ketchup and a Swiss Army knife.

But, I don't know, I. Just. Don't. Know.

limey 03-06-2011 11:23 AM

Then you put it in a dumpster, and when someone looked in the next morning, it jumped out and licked their face?

Spexxvet 03-06-2011 11:39 AM

I've tickled its ass with a feather. I know.... I know.

sexobon 03-18-2011 11:39 AM

This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!

lookout123 03-18-2011 11:43 AM

This thread is Chuck Norris's kryptonite.

infinite monkey 03-18-2011 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 717314)
This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!

Hey, yeah! :eek:

This thread is on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you post in it once, you die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. This thread has tiger blood, man.

monster 03-23-2011 10:26 PM

bi-threading

Gravdigr 03-24-2011 01:25 PM

This thread needs an enema.

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 01:26 PM

With threads like this, who needs enemas?

(Oh wait, that's the Word Ass thread of which I speak.) :lol:

monster 03-24-2011 03:56 PM

This thread needs to get crossed with an incestuous polar bear

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 03:57 PM

Uncontacted indigenous people are throwing spears at this thread.

monster 03-24-2011 04:02 PM

This cross thread drift contamination cannot be for the general good -what happens if we get genetically moderated spam leaking out?

sexobon 03-24-2011 04:10 PM

That would throw a monkey wrench into the works now wouldn't it!

monster 03-24-2011 04:18 PM

Spanner!

toranokaze 03-24-2011 11:35 PM

I once walked a spanner...well at lest that is what the police report said

Spexxvet 03-28-2011 04:29 PM

Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*(2x)

Call my baby Lollipop
Tell you why
'Cause he's sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does'nt shake he rock and dance
Man I haven't got a chance
I call him

Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*

Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckle berry, cherry, or rye
If you have a choice you fill your pick
But Lollipop is mine...

Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*

Crazy way he thrills me
Tell you why
Just like a lightning from the sky
He loves to kiss me
'Till I can't see straight
GEE, my Lollipop is great!
I call him...

Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*

Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop oh Lollipop

Undertoad 03-28-2011 07:26 PM

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

TheMercenary 03-28-2011 07:56 PM

Obama is about to attack this thread with a coalition of like minded countries with a UN mandate in the name of choosing sides in your civil war...

infinite monkey 03-29-2011 07:29 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 719190)
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Great minds and all. I was so going to post that everyone knows the bird is the word. Duh! :lol:

Maybe:

Spexxvet 03-29-2011 07:37 AM


Gravdigr 03-29-2011 04:04 PM

This thread is your GOD!!

On your knees!!!!

sexobon 04-11-2011 08:21 PM

30 pieces of silver? I'm in like Flint! Bye bye thread.

Spexxvet 04-12-2011 08:33 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_w0JTWMthL4.../s320/2181.jpg

sexobon 04-18-2011 04:24 PM

toodles noodles

Gravdigr 04-19-2011 12:44 AM

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This thread is tougher than Sam Whittemore.

toranokaze 04-20-2011 04:10 AM

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Trilby 04-20-2011 08:49 AM

If you died...

...would you be the last person to kill this thread?

sexobon 04-27-2011 04:54 AM

Forget about tiger blood, this thread has got spensive spam blood!

Spexxvet 06-03-2011 02:52 PM

Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.

infinite monkey 06-07-2011 11:47 AM

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If you can't kill this thread can you please kill the word association thread? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase?

sexobon 06-08-2011 04:36 PM

We have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time you invited me to Meta for a cup of coffee, without the coffee, even though we opened accounts here in the same month and year. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you feared to be in my debt.

Now you come and say "kill the word association thread, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase" But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Dwellar." You come into this thread on a day which has been one of the hottest of the year and you ask me to do murder - not cool.

Monkey, Monkey, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, these threads that are ruining your Cellar life would be locked this very day. And if by some chance a whiny Cellarite like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you since these threads would not only be killed, it would be made to look like a murder suicide!

Some day, and that day was yesterday, I may want you to post full frontal nudity in the NSFW thread. But until that happens, consider this post my gift to you on this, one of the hottest days so far this year, because you've got a snowball's chance in hell of your request being granted.

infinite monkey 06-08-2011 04:50 PM

Wow, look who thinks everyone is talking to him!

You have that same snowball's chance in hell of me posting full frontal, full backal, semi-frontal, semi-backal, full sideways, or even upside down nudity. However, you should keep dreaming as that's what makes the world go around.

At least this post was vaguely interesting, unlike the typical exchanges between the same 3 or 4 people:

dog

fog!

london

pants

smart

chip


Freaking genius, isn't it?

limey 06-08-2011 04:51 PM

Oh. Is this thread still here?

Spexxvet 06-08-2011 05:21 PM

There's no thread here. This is not the thread you're looking for.

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 07:33 AM

This thread has been discontinued due to lack of interest.

PM me!

glatt 06-09-2011 07:51 AM

Now that this thread is dead, I can post the following. Take from it what you will. (By making this post, I've doubled my culpability in keeping the thread alive.):

User Name Posts
toranokaze 72
sexobon 58
Spexxvet 54
Pie 39
monster 32
Gravdigr 32
Shawnee123 25
capnhowdy 21
Yznhymr 16
lumberjim 13
limey 13
Brianna 9
jujuwwhite 9
ZenGum 8
xoxoxoBruce 8
infinite monkey 7
Undertoad 7
classicman 7
Flint 7
TheMercenary 6
Kagen4o4 6
Crimson Ghost 5
Griff 5
Razzmatazz13 5
Scriveyn 5
spudcon 5
richlevy 4
Sundae 4
SteveDallas 4
Pete Zicato 3
wolf 3
smoothmoniker 3
fargon 3
Cicero 3
Clodfobble 3
SamIam 2
DangerouslySimple 2
squirell nutkin 1
glatt 1
freshnesschronic 1
DanaC 1
lookout123 1
Getgo 1
Happy Monkey 1
gvidas 1
Pico and ME 1
GunMaster357 1
skunkee7 1

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 07:52 AM

I'm not just a NUMBER! (I'm actually two separate numbers.)

:lol:

Spexxvet 06-09-2011 07:56 AM

I will not give up. I will never, ever give up.

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 07:58 AM

I'm never gonna give you up either, spexx. I'm never gonna let you down. I'm never gonna run around and desert you.

I might dessert you though. ;)

Spexxvet 06-09-2011 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 739141)
I'm never gonna give you up either, spexx. I'm never gonna let you down. I'm never gonna run around and desert you.

I might dessert you though. ;)

Like an icecream cone, please.:blush:

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 08:07 AM

I scream you scream, well mostly you scream, for ice cream.

:lol:

Spexxvet 06-09-2011 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 739147)
I scream you scream, well mostly you beg, for ice cream.

:lol:

FTFY

sexobon 06-09-2011 12:03 PM

I've wasted 58, now 59, posts of my life in this thread! But then, it is in Nothingland: Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! :thumb:

monster 06-09-2011 12:22 PM

ew, I'm sharing a number with someone. I want a number of my own. 666 should do it.

infinite monkey 06-09-2011 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 739133)
Now that this thread is dead, I can post the following. Take from it what you will. (By making this post, I've doubled my culpability in keeping the thread alive.):

User Name Posts
toranokaze 72
sexobon 58
Spexxvet 54
Pie 39
monster 33
Gravdigr 32
Shawnee123 25
capnhowdy 21
Yznhymr 16
lumberjim 13
limey 13
Brianna 9
jujuwwhite 9
ZenGum 8
xoxoxoBruce 8
infinite monkey 7
Undertoad 7
classicman 7
Flint 7
TheMercenary 6
Kagen4o4 6
Crimson Ghost 5
Griff 5
Razzmatazz13 5
Scriveyn 5
spudcon 5
richlevy 4
Sundae 4
SteveDallas 4
Pete Zicato 3
wolf 3
smoothmoniker 3
fargon 3
Cicero 3
Clodfobble 3
SamIam 2
DangerouslySimple 2
squirell nutkin 1
glatt 1
freshnesschronic 1
DanaC 1
lookout123 1
Getgo 1
Happy Monkey 1
gvidas 1
Pico and ME 1
GunMaster357 1
skunkee7 1


:p:

Spexxvet 06-10-2011 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 739232)
:p:

:p::p:

monster 06-10-2011 10:21 AM

hurrah!

Gravdigr 06-13-2011 03:13 PM

Harrumph!

Yznhymr 06-23-2011 01:32 PM

Tell all my mourners
To mourn in red --
Cause there ain't no sense
In my bein' dead.


"Wake" by Langston Hughes

sexobon 06-29-2011 05:50 AM

Is there a deadline for killing this thread?

classicman 07-15-2011 11:53 AM

The statute just passed. This thread is officially dead now.


You may now return to your regularly scheduled posting.

sexobon 08-03-2011 01:12 AM

Maybe it faked its own death.

grynch 08-03-2011 01:58 AM

it coulda been a thread of the living dead.

infinite monkey 08-03-2011 07:10 AM

New and Improved Zombie Apolcalypse, coming in 2012!

WATCH THIS SPACE!

sexobon 08-12-2011 09:27 AM

Now looking at the space above makes it seem like Obama is out to reenergize a Zombie Apocalypse.

infinite monkey 08-12-2011 09:36 AM

My plan is falling into place. Mwaaahaaaaahaaaa MWAAAAAAhahahahhaaaaaa!


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