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plthijinx 05-25-2005 12:29 AM

yeah but......i was just trying to imagine what he used to look like. still disturbing. so i guess he decided to do the not so cool thing to be cool??? from a certain point of view that i'm still struggling to understand, mind you......

LabRat 05-25-2005 12:58 PM

OMG, Where was the warning on THAT one? :eek:

plthijinx 05-26-2005 12:57 AM

sorry. i was bored, at work, and well, bored. so i bugged bruce :D

Dagney 05-26-2005 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV
Uhm... I guess, but how do you fit it, you know, up in there?

Not only that, but pull the trigger?

That's a heck of a lot of kegels!

BigV 05-26-2005 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagney
Not only that, but pull the trigger?

That's a heck of a lot of kegels!

Just think of the articulation!!

*swoons*

Dagney 05-26-2005 12:47 PM

Down big boy....don't want to wear yourself out today, it's early yet!

BigV 05-26-2005 08:45 PM

to wolf, and all others packin heat...
 
http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj...div/hnsbig.jpg

plthijinx 05-26-2005 10:49 PM

I LOVE IT!

wolf 05-26-2005 11:06 PM

And so, children, now we know why after 60-70 rounds are expended, two innocent bystanders get wounded, and the intended victim lives to attempt his payback in a similarly inept manner.

Troubleshooter 05-27-2005 09:24 AM

You know it's a pity the Birdman Weapons Systems web site went down. He had some funny shit. I especially liked the Nuke .50. I have the video clip he made somewhere, I'll see if I can find it and post it somewhere.

BigV 05-27-2005 07:34 PM

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Um, a little help here, please...

Troubleshooter 05-27-2005 08:16 PM

Um, with what?

busterb 05-27-2005 10:07 PM

Um, I'm speechless also. How about a clue? :smack:

Clodfobble 05-27-2005 11:17 PM

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Here you go. There are two "half" leprechauns that don't actually line up with a top or bottom, they're just really close to the line so you can't tell. Obviously neither one is a full half of a leprechaun, but for the purposes of re-lining them up, they're both "cut in half."

BigV 05-28-2005 03:13 AM

thank you.

staceyv 05-28-2005 05:23 PM

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This happened when Arsen took a picture of me in a bad mood. Is it my aura? :mg:

busterb 05-28-2005 05:37 PM

Well I guess so. http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionar...=aura&x=12&y=9

wolf 05-28-2005 07:12 PM

You have either ghosts or a caul.

Or maybe a lot of cigarette smoke.

Troubleshooter 05-28-2005 07:19 PM

Or, and I'm going out on a limb here, an overlapping or poor exposure?

wolf 05-28-2005 07:30 PM

Secret postcards

footfootfoot 05-28-2005 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Troubleshooter
Or, and I'm going out on a limb here, an overlapping or poor exposure?

TS, you fucking slay me. LMAO

Troubleshooter 05-29-2005 10:07 AM

Yeah, careful, Occam's Razor cuts deep. :)

Nothing But Net 05-30-2005 08:56 PM

Auto Ho
 
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Picture taken by yours truly, 30 May 2005 in west Houston.

superbaton 06-02-2005 12:12 AM

toilet
 
hope they have toilet paper

wolf 06-02-2005 01:39 AM

Are you just supposed to piss off the edge or what?

Nothing But Net 06-02-2005 02:59 AM

Swallow Barn
 
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While looking for cheap lodgings in the Lake District, I came upon this little promotion for a 'camping barn'. If the name and location aren't funny enough, the look on the woman's face is priceless.

Kris 06-02-2005 10:43 AM

Pic taken this weekend...
 
How many faces can you see?

http://www.steiney.com/albums/memori...3065.sized.jpg

mrnoodle 06-02-2005 11:31 AM

How many did you put in? ;)

Kris 06-02-2005 11:34 AM

That's the thing.. the only thing I did in Photoshop was reduce the image size.

-k

wolf 06-02-2005 11:36 AM

I think he meant actual faces. Into the fire. Last night.

wolf 06-02-2005 11:44 AM

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Despite telling us he has been in St. Louis, Sycamore must have skipped on up to Detroit to show off his new ride. Photo by Neva Li.

BigV 06-02-2005 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
For your enjoyment I present images from the forum at cpltrainer.com. This is a board for firearms and firearms rights, most of the participants are from Michigan. The photos were taken by the board admin, Neva Li, who has graciously given me permission to share them with you here.

So you post a picture of a car that costs as much as my house, with the license plate "jobless", taken by a person named never lie?

Riiiiight.

:lol:

Neva Li 06-02-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV
So you post a picture of a car that costs as much as my house, with the license plate "jobless", taken by a person named never lie?

Riiiiight.

:lol:

Now, now, nevah call me Nevah, my name is Neva, phonetically pronounced Nee-vah... the last name is Li, as in the Chinese surname, pronounced Lee...

I took the picture of the "jobless" BMW owner yesterday on my way home from Lansing, MI... we were driving through a fairly affluent suburb when I spotted it....

I'm betting her and the guy driving the "pimpjuice" van come from totally different worlds.......... :headshake

BigV 06-02-2005 02:40 PM

Well, hello Mr. Li, welcome to the cellar. I apologize for any offense I have given you regarding your name.

I was just riffin' on the disconnect between the car and the plate, emphasized by the implication that "it's the truth, no lie". I got just as much of a chuckle out of it as you probably did, regardless of the pun on your name.

With an eye like yours and a ready camera, I hope to see more of your posts.

elSicomoro 06-02-2005 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Despite telling us he has been in St. Louis, Sycamore must have skipped on up to Detroit to show off his new ride.

What can I say? Nelly and I go way back to when we both worked in the St. Louis suburb of University City. Without me, he would have never broken out, so he paid me back with a Pimpjuice distributorship.

Neva Li 06-02-2005 03:24 PM

BigV - same day (I was on my way to Court) we saw an APC tooling down the highway, all camo, some guy standing up on the back of it looking ready to fire... I wasn't quick enough to get that one but after that I figured it was going to be one of those days so the camera was on the dash from then on.....

No offense taken, of course....

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 03:37 PM

Wolf--wow...the PostSecret site was something....not what I was expecting, but, just....wow.

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
A swiss army knife with a 64 or128, USB, flash card.:)


Now, if that wasn't made for TS, I don't know what was....

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsune
Wow. Charles Krafft produces some, uh, interesting artwork.

http://www.dirtgalleryla.com/images/...warfare_lg.jpg


Actually, I have some coffee cups that have the same things on them...strychnine, cyanide...

glatt 06-02-2005 04:58 PM

I hesitate to post this, but as the title of the thread says, What the fuck?

I was doing a google image search for "smart car" without the quotes, and found this several pages in.

NSFW NSFW NSFW

picture of a guy screwing a Range Rover up the tailpipe

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by busterb
You might love this one then?

Ok, that's more of a JFC! than a WTF.... :lol:

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superbaton
:greenface


Wow, I LOVE the optical illusions...especially the first one!

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 06:04 PM

Darth Tater...

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0117/4088647.jpg

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 06:09 PM

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/1129/3956033.jpg

FUERTEVENTURA, Spain -- Locusts fly on to Fuerteventura Island, in the Spanish Canary Islands. The locusts have flown 100 kilometers (60 miles) across the ocean after a infestation that wreaked havoc in North Africa. (11/29/04 AP photo)

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 06:11 PM

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/1020/3835398.jpg
PHUKET, Thailand -- A devotee to the Chinese Shrine of Jui Tui in Phuket, Thailand, has his face pierced by a bicycle and helped by others as he takes part in the annual Vegetarian Festival. Ritual Vegetarianism in Phuket traces it roots back to the early 1800's. The festival begins on the first evening of the ninth lunar month and lasts for nine days. Participants in the festival perform acts of body piercing as a means of shifting evil spirits from individuals onto themselves. (10/20/04 AP photo)


Um, NO.

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 06:13 PM

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0921/3749317_320X240.jpg

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 06:20 PM

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0726/3577820.jpg

Hanging by one of its rear tires from the guardrail.

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 06:25 PM

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0702/3486042.jpg

cadaver preserved through a process called "plastination" Ew. High ick factor.

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 06:29 PM

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0726/3578078.jpg

Ok--this is supposed to be the most expensive hat in the world-- $2,700,000 Champrau d'Amour, created by hat designer Louis Mariette. It's covered entirely in diamonds...

Um, yeah. If I had the kind of money it took to buy that, I probably wouldn't care that people were laughing at me behind my back, either...

Neva Li 06-02-2005 10:03 PM

I like gator-with-deer2.jpg for sheer WTF.

Photobucket album

Lady Sidhe 06-02-2005 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Damifino. Just a picture I came across surfing, Els. It's been on my PC for a week or so but I don't remember where I found it or if there was an explanation. That qualifies it for WTF.:) Actually pileups like that happen all to often these days.

I don't know who's mailbox this is either (Slang?).


Nope, that's Wolf's mailbox...
:D

wolf 06-03-2005 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV
So you post a picture of a car that costs as much as my house, with the license plate "jobless", taken by a person named never lie?

I think her husband might differ on that thought ...

BigV 06-03-2005 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I think her husband might differ on that thought ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV
Well, hello Mr. Li, welcome to the cellar. I apologize for any offense I have given you regarding your name.

Perhaps I have made another unintentional gaffe. If so, I sincerely apologize.

wolf 06-04-2005 02:40 AM

I think she's probably as amused by that happening as I am. Although it is a rug that I've intentionally pulled out from under people online.

I let people assume what they will ... and then do or say something that's a major gotcha, once they think they have things all figured out.

mrnoodle 06-04-2005 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neva Li
I like gator-with-deer2.jpg for sheer WTF.

:mg: that is a big fkin gator

mrnoodle 06-04-2005 05:34 PM

ewww. there's a NSFW pic on there. It's funny, but...eww.

Undertoad 06-07-2005 10:47 AM

http://cellar.org/2005/bigshroom.jpg

LabRat 06-07-2005 11:47 AM

what's the WTF? the 'shroom, or the doors shirt??

Undertoad 06-07-2005 01:25 PM

Um yeah both I guess!

Queen of the Ryche 06-07-2005 01:54 PM

They do tend to go hand in hand . . .


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