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BigV 06-22-2005 07:51 PM

but with four different girls, it's still a first date.

superbaton 06-25-2005 03:48 AM

art on a tree
 
can this be done? it's really astonishing.

capnhowdy 06-25-2005 08:15 AM

Now this IS awesome. This is the best looking art I've seen in a while. It took someone a long time to create this and it is also quite perpetual. Like a natural landmark. I love it.
Any info on the image?

superbaton 06-25-2005 03:16 PM

tree of life
 
Disney's animal kingdom
Carved into the tree's gnarled roots, mighty trunk and sturdy branches is a rich tapestry of more than 300 animals -- from the mighty lion to the playful dolphin. Its leaves -- of many colors and four shapes and sizes, all attached by hand to more than 8,000 of the tree's end branches -- number more than 103,000. Its trunk is 50 feet wide and spreads to 170 feet in diameter at its sprawling root base.

The artistry of the tree, from the carvings to every detail of its composition, required 20 artists led by Zsolt Hormay, all faced with the challenge of creating a work of art that was at once both natural and fantastic.

In all, it took more than 18 months and a crew of thousands to complete exterior construction of The Tree of Life.

To maintain fluidity of the tree's carvings, the trunk portion was assembled outside the park with 52 rockwork cages from which the animal sculptures were carved. The trunk then was cut into a dozen giant segments and flown to a construction site near the park. There, the segments were joined in pairs. Finally, the completed six trunk segments were transported by crane to the tree's location, where the final pieces of the trunk puzzle were reunited.

capnhowdy 06-25-2005 11:14 PM

All I can say is..........WOW.
This is killer.

BigV 06-26-2005 03:32 AM

You could play "Where's Fido?"

BigV 06-26-2005 04:11 PM

what kind of underground films would they show, I wonder...Daisy Does Disneyland?

footfootfoot 06-26-2005 09:17 PM

Are you two working as a team?

Jacquelita 06-26-2005 09:36 PM

There is actually a "3d" theatre in the tree. It's pretty cool. Disney has a couple of 3d theatres (this is one of their newest ones) I was there the year after the animal kingdom opened, and they had a 3d (interactive) piece featuring the characters from Bugs Life (or Ants - which ever was the Pixar film I suppose)

It was a lot of fun, and the "carvings' are just as amazing close up. It really passes the time while you wait to get in. Disney, by the way, has mastered the art of keeping people entertained while they wait in massive lines.

BigV 06-26-2005 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
Are you two working as a team?

Uh, yeah, actually. I hold the camcorder and he holds the duck. :lol2:

plthijinx 06-30-2005 03:00 PM

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got this in email.....i would shit a brick if i saw my son attempting something like this!

capnhowdy 06-30-2005 03:26 PM

I'd hate to see the after picture on this one........may the force be with him.

glatt 06-30-2005 04:03 PM

Neat image. whoever made it did a good job. It looks pretty realistic.

Hobbs 06-30-2005 06:33 PM

I'm sensing 3D Studio, or Maya. Nice job though.

superbaton 07-01-2005 08:01 PM

this is why fishing gear was invented.
never try to feed a fish.

Nothing But Net 07-02-2005 02:20 AM

"Cat" fishing (SFW,NSFDU)
 
Man, I feel like a Registered Sex Offender, having to say that every time!

<a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/videos/GGGMusicVideo300k.wmv">chicks that like to noodle!</a>

capnhowdy 07-02-2005 07:06 AM

Damn! There's the one that got away.
I've tried this noodling business.........It will definately test your ball content.

Hobbs 07-28-2005 06:09 PM

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This is a WTF for all us "non-Brits." I googled this while I was looking for images on London. The image had no explaination as to what it was so I found the action shot to back up my theory. Cripes! Talk about modesty issues. I have a problem taking a leak at a urnal at a baseball stadium, but this is nuts. I'm getting stage fright just thinking about it.

BigV 07-28-2005 06:40 PM

It's a Peedastal.

Undertoad 07-28-2005 07:17 PM

What do you expect - they're a Euro nation!

footfootfoot 07-28-2005 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
What do you expect - they're a Euro nation!


Say it out loud:

If you're a Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom?


European!

richlevy 07-28-2005 08:31 PM

It's the new Tardis!

Queen of the Ryche 07-28-2005 11:39 PM

Your a peein!

Hobbs 07-29-2005 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche
Your a peein!

:lol2:

zippyt 07-30-2005 04:16 AM

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As red neck as this looks it would probley work !!!!!

superbaton 07-30-2005 06:54 AM

W T F?

art?

:headshake

404Error 07-30-2005 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superbaton
W T F?

art?

:headshake


It looks like he snorted a bagel up his nose. :eyebrow:

capnhowdy 07-30-2005 09:26 AM

stole MY goddam idea...... redneck bastard.

grazzers 07-30-2005 11:25 AM

To Hobbs about the urinals, I saw a thing about them on the news a few months ago,theyve put up urinals in some city centre because of costly damage from blokes going out, getting hammered, falling out of bars and pissing on walls, damaging them etc.

Those ones dont look that high tech, but there some I saw on the news that were designed in Amsterdam or something, that during the day look like manholes, but at night rise up to reveal 3 urinal stalls. Genius!

wolf 07-30-2005 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superbaton
W T F?

art?

:headshake

Remember that Outer Limits, the one with David McCallum ... where he was the just a shade off retarded coal miner and they evolved him forward to make him smart?

Only this guy clearly is not smart.

Nope, not at all.

zippyt 07-31-2005 01:17 AM

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Should this be in the sex thread ???

BigV 07-31-2005 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt
Should this be in the sex thread ???

Sorry, I can't actually see out of that eye.

richlevy 07-31-2005 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt
As red neck as this looks it would probley work !!!!!

Yeah, but where does he keep the beer?

busterb 07-31-2005 07:42 PM

Damn you’re right. That can't be redneck with no beer!

busterb 07-31-2005 07:54 PM

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A terrapin that I saw eating a mushroom after a little rain shower.

capnhowdy 07-31-2005 07:56 PM

There's no place for his Mom to sit, either.

Elspode 07-31-2005 10:58 PM

That notice on the young lady's belly should just read "Please ask for blowjob".

superbaton 08-01-2005 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
That notice on the young lady's belly should just read "Please ask for blowjob".

that's what i call read between the lines and/or lick between the lines.

Hobbs 08-01-2005 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grazzers
To Hobbs about the urinals, I saw a thing about them on the news a few months ago,theyve put up urinals in some city centre because of costly damage from blokes going out, getting hammered, falling out of bars and pissing on walls, damaging them etc.

Those ones dont look that high tech, but there some I saw on the news that were designed in Amsterdam or something, that during the day look like manholes, but at night rise up to reveal 3 urinal stalls. Genius!

Wow. It just sends my head a-reelin'. This sort of thing would not fly in this country. The very idea would make people's heads explode. Literally.

Troubleshooter 08-01-2005 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Hobbs
Wow. It just sends my head a-reelin'. This sort of thing would not fly in this country. The very idea would make people's heads explode. Literally.

That's what happens when you're afraid to punish people for being fuckups. Can't hurt their fragile little psyches.

Now you get to walk down the street and smell the results of their weak constitutions.

Elspode 08-03-2005 12:15 AM

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Meet some of my coveners, dressed up for our "Wizard of Oz" ritual, held every couple of years at Lughnasadh. Steamy day last Sunday, but we had a lot of fun, as always, as we drenched the Wicked Witch and melted our fears and concerns, which we had written down and pinned to her cape.

From left, Auntie Em, The Wicked Witch of the West, Cowardly Lion (well, part of her face, anyway), Dorothy, The Green, errr...The Great and Powerful Oz, Scarecrow and Tin Man (chick).

I figured people dressed like this should be in the What the Fuck! thread...

bigw00dy 08-03-2005 07:02 AM

WOW

http://jason.herrjohannes.com/cw1.jpg
http://jason.herrjohannes.com/cw2.jpg
http://jason.herrjohannes.com/cw3.jpg
http://jason.herrjohannes.com/cw4.jpg

Here is the article

Trilby 08-03-2005 09:58 AM

Els-your coven looks like a neat bunch of people. Look at the detail of the costumes! Fabulous! I'm jealous.

grazzers 08-03-2005 03:57 PM

Wow, scary pics, scary article. Guess thats why you should live life to the full, you never know when you're going to be crushed by a motorcycle travelling at 155mph :worried:

Elspode 08-03-2005 05:08 PM

How'd they scrape all the goo out of there so that they could put it on display?

plthijinx 08-03-2005 05:23 PM

i'm thinking a fire hose initially then a vvvveeeeery long soak in a tub of something....???

capnhowdy 08-03-2005 07:50 PM

[from the article]...."no actions were taken"....
WTF? On WHO?
they HAD to dismantle this wreck, retrieve the victims, and reassemble it. Just a guess. Hell of a stench, had they not....... this is borderline revolting. Imagine this scenario before the clean-up. No....don't. :vomitblu:

Clodfobble 08-03-2005 08:20 PM

Just to play devil's advocate:

The motorcycle rider easily could have fallen off before impact, or been flung over the roof of the car.

The driver-side door is completely gone, so it's quite conceivable the driver of the car was thrown free as well.

I'm sure they both died, but not necessarily inside the vehicle.

bigw00dy 08-04-2005 07:57 AM

..yeah but look at the drivers seat in the one pic..the top half of the seat is crushed through the opening where the drivers door used to be..All i have to say is OUCH :eek:

dar512 08-04-2005 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Just to play devil's advocate:

The motorcycle rider easily could have fallen off before impact, or been flung over the roof of the car.

The driver-side door is completely gone, so it's quite conceivable the driver of the car was thrown free as well.

I'm sure they both died, but not necessarily inside the vehicle.

Interesting speculation, but actually reading the information at the link tells us that "The car had two passengers and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them."

Hobbs 08-04-2005 10:58 AM

They would have had to remove the motorcycle in order to remove the passenger (and the rider) because the passenger would either be under it or in the back seat between what is left of the passenger door and what is left of the front of the motorcycle. They may have removed the cycle and then replaced it after cleaning. There are companies that exist that specialize in the cleanup of bio materials. They find themselves on the scene of murders and acccidents such as this. When the dude accross the street from us killed himself in his house (then sat there for almost two weeks before anyone reported him missing), one of these companies showed up with a collection of chemicals designed to breakdown biomaterials such as blood and other oozey bodily fluids.

mrnoodle 08-04-2005 12:26 PM

warning: graphic description.

Having seen the results of a very high-speed collision in the early 90s, my guess is that the damage to the victims was severe enough to allow cleaning of the interior with a hose. It's basically the same thing that happens to a bug on your windshield. There are a few larger pieces, but the majority is reduced to red jelly.

The incident I'm referring to was a head-on collision between a drunk driver going 100+ m.p.h. in a T-bird and a couple in a Nissan or some such. He hit the couple (and their dog) head on and pushed them back into a big oak tree. The engine block of the T-bird was in the front seat of the Nissan. The paramedics found the male victim, who was obliterated from the torso down. However, they didn't know there was a female victim until an hour or two later, when one of the cops saw a couple strands of long blond hair poking from the place where the dashboard had met the (back) seat.

People should be more careful in their cars. You get a really false sense of security from things like seatbelts and doors and such. Your body isn't made for impact with things harder than you.

Hobbs 08-04-2005 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
It's basically the same thing that happens to a bug on your windshield. There are a few larger pieces, but the majority is reduced to red jelly.

True. We tend to forget just how fragile the human body is especially when it comes up against heavy fast moving solid objects. I had a friend that I used to go duck hunting with. About a year ago he was driving his two sons to school eastbound on I-10 in the morning. Traffic stopped, he stopped, the semi behind him going 60 mph didn't and pushed his full sized Chevy duel cab pickup into the semi in front of him consequently depatitating him and obliterating his 9 year old son who was sitting in the back seat just behind him. They barley found enough of the kid to make a positive DNA ID. BTW, his 17 year old son was sitting in the front passenger seat and was left unscratched and very much counscious. He had to sit in the wreck of the truck next to his father for about 30 minutes until fire crews could cut him free.

Scares me to death and I ain't afraid of nuthin'.

Elspode 08-04-2005 04:07 PM

On a website, somewhere in 'Netland, I recently saw some photos of the aftermath of a 150 mph collision of bike vs tree. Tree 1, Bike 0...

The rider was literally torn into *pieces*. The only thing that really held those pieces in any semblance of together were his clothes. Very nasty pics.

In looking again at the carbike pics, I do think that the passengers in the front seats of the car were probably blown completely out of the vehicle, probably at such a velocity that their various parts had little chance to stick to anything. I would not have liked to have seen the drivers side pavement outside of that car afterward. It probably looked like a chunky paint balloon had hit and splashed away from the car.

dar512 08-04-2005 05:51 PM

Mrs. Dar worked in an ER admitting room during high-school. One night they brought in a motorcyclist who had been going too fast on a rainy night. You know how in cartoons Wily Coyote, for instance, runs into a cactus or something face-first with left arm and leg on one side, right arm and leg on the other and face planted in the cactus? That's basically what this guy did with a telephone pole.

My wife was called in to help cut the guy's clothes off. She had to ask what the soccer-ball sized thing was in the guy's lap. The doctors told her it was the guy's scrotum that had swelled up from the injury. In a way, I suppose it was merciful that the guy never came out of the coma.

Kagen4o4 08-04-2005 08:45 PM

the birds and the trees??

http://www.jrgach.com/2004/08/TREE_1.jpg

Kagen4o4 08-04-2005 08:47 PM

oooooh i get it now....

http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pic...%20Experts.JPG

superbaton 08-05-2005 12:45 AM

:eyebrow:

Elspode 08-05-2005 11:47 AM

Was this monster caught by noodling?

Troubleshooter 08-05-2005 12:16 PM

You show me a guy with nuts big enough to noodle a fish that weighs more than he does and I'll show you a guy destined to live a short exciting life.


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