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Happy Monkey 09-20-2004 11:54 PM

It's the ancient rite of the cheap Spider-Man costume.

Elspode 09-20-2004 11:55 PM

Looks like a FanCon for "Weird Science".

Elspode 09-21-2004 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 404Error
I've never seen anything like this before, anyone got a guess what it is?

This might explain it...look near the end of the article.

http://www.westword.com/issues/1996-09-26/feature2.html

zippyt 09-21-2004 09:42 PM

"AHHH smell your essence young grasshopper !!!!"

Elspode 09-22-2004 12:26 AM

The guy does reconstructions/models of extinct critters. He's made a diplocaulus (or so he says towards the bottom of the article), and it made me wonder whether or not that the thing in the bucket might be that model, since apparently, with the exception of a couple of posts on a cryptozoology site, there are no real live ones anywhere.

The same pic shows up on a couple of those aforementioned sites.

Elspode 09-26-2004 01:57 AM

Someone has *got* to send that one to Jay Leno. Priceless.

Cyber Wolf 09-26-2004 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
This woman is worried that the jackhammers will harm her unborn child,.......between cigarettes. :(

What an attentive and concerned mother...:rolleyes: Well maybe she knows her baby's more likely to be a premie and have other weird health problems from the smoking she's doing and so she hopes to be the sole cause of her baby's problems. :eyebrow:

404Error 09-29-2004 10:38 PM

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I got this picture in an email, I have no idea where it was taken or the story behind it but I know I wouldn't want to go kayaking there. :vomit:

footfootfoot 09-29-2004 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 404Error
WTF is this all about?? :confused:

It is emergency SARS protocol. Or maybe, maybe, there's a horrible joke in me that is fighting to get out... it's on the tip of my tongue.

NO! it's not! I didn't mean that!

Cyber Wolf 09-30-2004 01:01 AM

There's water under there?! Looks like he's just rolling along over tubes, slippery paper and cylindrical bottles, 2-liter type.

hollyoake 09-30-2004 12:07 PM

are you sure it isn't the London Themes...?

Bullitt 10-02-2004 05:23 PM

Woo the pregnant woman lives on Bullitt Ave.! That, besides the fact that shes such a f*cking idiot, makes my week!

zippyt 10-03-2004 01:51 AM

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BAIT!!!!

wolf 10-03-2004 11:24 AM

My secretary, who lost her mind when she turned 50, sends me pictures like this a lot.

But without the photoshopping.

She also sent me a notice regarding an upcoming event in Philly about a "sacred rite" that's going to be conducted.

In a bar.

Involving the opportunity to be pierced with fishhooks, have a bungie cords attached to them and then you yank on them. They are doing "beginner" piercings too ... smaller fishhooks and rubber bands that you pull on yourself.

She sent me this as a means of claiming that doing such a thing is a spiritual act. The notice lead off with a statement that this work would be conducted in "sacred space".

No, I told her, this is just weirdos and freaks using an opportunity to get off in public.

I forwarded the notice to a Native American friend of mine who is a SunDancer.

Haven't heard back from him yet.

wolf 10-03-2004 01:31 PM

The fishhooks used by the wierdos who get their freak on in public do not have barbs. Some suspension piercers file the barbs off themselves, others have their hooks made to order.

Yes, I know far to much about this for someone who doesn't do it and wouldn't consider trying it.

Gods bless the internet, and the Discovery Channel.

Elspode 10-03-2004 01:43 PM

Indeed, it is always heartening to see cautious, thoughtful self-mutilators in action. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt.

wolf 10-03-2004 02:12 PM

They call it an expression of personal power.

I call it Borderline Personality Disorder.

Elspode 10-03-2004 02:15 PM

Yeah, well...most strong personality traits have a listing in the DSM IV. :D

wolf 10-03-2004 02:16 PM

No, dear. Just the fucked up ones.

BrianR 10-03-2004 05:25 PM

Careful there, sweetie pie. I might resemble that remark!

zippyt 10-03-2004 10:56 PM

Wolf I guess I have an untrained eye , but I don't see any photo shopery in this pic . Just a freakazoid hanging around waiting for a bite !!!!!

Troubleshooter 10-04-2004 10:39 AM

The first thing that came to mind when I saw that idiot hanging like that was:

"Where's the paintball gun..."

Bullitt 10-04-2004 05:56 PM

As a very active and concerned member of the paintball community, I hope shooting random things isn't the only thing you use a paintball gun for.

Cyber Wolf 10-04-2004 08:50 PM

Nah, nothing random. Just folks who get their jollies by hanging themselves up by fishhooks. :D

footfootfoot 10-04-2004 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
They call it an expression of personal power.

I call it Borderline Personality Disorder.

Wolf,
Maybe I'm just old fashioned but I'd say he is well over the border and deep into the woods. hee hee :biggrin:

Cyber Wolf 10-05-2004 07:20 AM

Thank you so much, Bruce, for giving me the heebie-jeebies. I'm gonna be feeling things crawling up my arms and legs all day!

Troubleshooter 10-05-2004 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt
As a very active and concerned member of the paintball community, I hope shooting random things isn't the only thing you use a paintball gun for.

Actually I don't have one. All I was thinking was that if some monkey wants to get his jollys from endorphins, I want to help.

Elspode 10-05-2004 01:37 PM

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SHINY!

Rakarin 10-05-2004 08:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
SHINY!

Ah, yes. I have a good friend where I work. Her workers and I love her soooo much!!!!

While I don't know where all the pictures are, we have redecorated her office a few times. The first two times, while she & her husband were building their house, she was living in a trailer temporarily. So, because we looooove her so much, we redecorated her office to... acclimate her to the trailer lifestyle.

The third time, she was gone for a week. So, to keep her office safe, we wrapperd *everything in her office in newspaper. Her bookcase, her chairs, her box of paper. The only exceptions were her printer and computer, because of heat, and we only draped a sheet of newspaper over her flat-pannel to avoid heat.

We love you, Margaret!!!!
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

lookout123 10-05-2004 08:50 PM

i had an old manager who was... shall we say extremely anal retentive? this is a guy who would take the time before he went home each night to double check that all of his pens were either capped or turned so ballpoint was retracted.

anyway - i knew he was going to resign, so the day before he did, i went to work 2 hours early and turned everything upside down.

everything was in it's normal spot but upside down. bookcases, desk, chair, computer, pen holders, business card holder, pictures, every plaque on his I love me wall... i even turned his chairmat upside down.

it was pretty damn funny. but then he came in and saw it. he was almost crying when he left and said he wouldn't come back until tomorrow. oops.

Nothing But Net 10-05-2004 08:52 PM

Autopsy-correct JFK bust
 
Saw this on <a href="http://www.ilovebacon.com/100504/b.shtml">ilovebacon.com</a>

<img src="http://www.ilovebacon.com/100504/jfk.jpg">

Happy Monkey 10-07-2004 08:54 PM

How nice that it's rectangular.... Same profile when pointed in either direction...

footfootfoot 10-07-2004 09:44 PM

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The only bummer is that after a day of skeet, I get wicked carpal tunnel. The good news is that the pigeons are about $3.50 for a pack of sixty.

See below:

Elspode 10-08-2004 10:22 PM

This explains the high, squeaky voice.

404Error 10-10-2004 09:10 AM

What's wrong with this picture?
 
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This is one of a series of pictures showing the various rooms in a house from a reality web site. can you spot the WTF? ;)

York 10-10-2004 12:45 PM

looks like nice, but hot and steaming weather! L' amour est la!

wolf 10-10-2004 01:16 PM

That hurricane candle holder is clearly off center on the coffee table.

wolf 10-10-2004 01:45 PM

Shouldn't this be in the "Dog Pics" thread?

Undertoad 10-10-2004 02:00 PM

http://cellar.org/2004/ohyes.jpg

Undertoad 10-10-2004 02:02 PM

http://cellar.org/2004/hundai-02.jpg

BrianR 10-10-2004 06:34 PM

Is parking THAT bad where you live, Toad?

York 10-11-2004 12:48 PM

is that a shopped photo? Is it a real parking-space? Over they have them with a roof on, to let people wait for the bus or a cab....

Trilby 10-11-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
shove the sucker in.

Well, OK. shove the sucker in!

Roosta 10-11-2004 06:10 PM

Horse and car...
 
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Apparently, this horse was wandering around thehighways and byways of Ireland when it happened upon a Mercedes A-Class. No winners here....

wolf 10-11-2004 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Roosta
Apparently, this horse was wandering around thehighways and byways of Ireland when it happened upon a Mercedes A-Class. No winners here....

Wow, and we complain about the deer problem hereabouts ...

Kitsune 10-12-2004 07:55 PM

Ear wax candy.

Why buy kids something they already enjoy naturally? Man needs to stop interfering with nature.

footfootfoot 10-12-2004 08:38 PM

Bruce,
Where the hell do you find all these images? Beating 2 trees is tops.

footfootfoot 10-13-2004 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I do it all for YOU! The web awaits to curious. ;)

Well, much obliged.
Umm, I hope those candies aren't real, are they? :eek:

Trilby 10-13-2004 08:37 PM

:) xoxoxobruce has the best stuff. :)

wolf 10-13-2004 10:41 PM

I totally have to get some of that Ear Wax Candy for my friend's children.

It should really gross out their grandparents.

A lot.

Elspode 10-13-2004 11:41 PM

I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...

404Error 10-14-2004 12:32 AM

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Back in the day, 'fireball' candy is what made our parents shudder. Now days it seems the grosser the candy the more kids like it. When I saw this ear wax candy I thought, what could be worse than that? Did a little googling and found these gems but I still think the ear wax takes the cake for grossness! :greenface

alphageek31337 10-14-2004 02:25 AM

Toothache candy....that's so great, on so many levels...I think it wins because eating too much candy doesn't actually cause ear wax

Cyber Wolf 10-14-2004 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...

Well it says on the box 'No Salt Added'...

Kitsune 10-14-2004 09:32 AM

Umm, why does it say "Stupid Nail Salon" on the nail of the thumb in the toothache candy picture? :3eye:

Trilby 10-14-2004 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...

boys are so silly! Spermies are Sperm flavored! DUH!

AND in the immmortal words of Madeline Kahn--no, no, Yes!, Yes! Yes!

wolf 10-14-2004 08:35 PM

Bicycling is a wonderful sport, isn't it?

dar512 10-14-2004 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
What LJ has really been doing. :eek:

No fair, Bruce. I think I ruptured something over that one.

zippyt 10-14-2004 11:49 PM

I can hear Jinx now " Ok Jim , show me how many fingers you have left today !!!!"

Elspode 10-15-2004 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
boys are so silly! Spermies are Sperm flavored! DUH!

AND in the immmortal words of Madeline Kahn--no, no, Yes!, Yes! Yes!

So, would this be a *popular* candy, then? If so, with whom, and do you think they'd value freshness in their snacks? :yelsick:


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