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zippyt 10-15-2004 12:27 AM

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check this shirt out

Cyber Wolf 10-15-2004 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Something for the ladies...

Thanks, Bruce! :D :thumbsup:

Pi 10-15-2004 07:37 AM

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Uppsi...

Bullitt 10-15-2004 09:33 AM

Oh man Bruce, I HAVE that sushi kit! I got it a year ago for christmas and it has never been opened!

Undertoad 10-15-2004 10:40 AM

http://cellar.org/2004/clamupbitch.gif

Bullitt 10-15-2004 10:53 AM

That's... beautiful.

wolf 10-15-2004 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt
Oh man Bruce, I HAVE that sushi kit! I got it a year ago for christmas and it has never been opened!

Does the raw fish come with the kit or is it like the ant farm where you have to mail the coupon in to the company?

Bullitt 10-15-2004 08:26 PM

Naw, you have to buy the fish seperately. But everything else under the frickin sun comes with it. Seaweed, rice, wasabi, ginger, rolling mat. I'm surprised i haven't made any yet since I'm addicted to sushi and sushimi.


Oh wait, I'm lazy as hell, that would probly explain it. :handball:

wolf 10-15-2004 08:33 PM

I have used my Indoor S'More Maker precisely once, which is one time more than the manufacturer expected.

Bullitt 10-15-2004 08:42 PM

I would love to have my box adorned with the name of that man.

zippyt 10-15-2004 10:11 PM

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AHHHHHH !!!!!

zippyt 10-15-2004 10:13 PM

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

404Error 10-16-2004 07:04 AM

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Maybe this belongs in the hurricane thread... :eek:

hollyoake 10-17-2004 06:11 AM

hey dude, i think you'd better move...

zippyt 10-17-2004 10:45 PM

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doc it BURNS when i pee!!!!

zippyt 10-17-2004 10:49 PM

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All you SUV haters out there , we down south have the answer !!!!!

Trilby 10-17-2004 11:33 PM

Now that's class!

Cyber Wolf 10-18-2004 07:47 AM

...and you THINK you've seen every kind of limo there is. Then THAT happens.

hollyoake 10-18-2004 03:02 PM

i want one!!!

zippyt 10-19-2004 10:41 PM

Oh that's just FUCKED UP !!!!!!

Kitsune 10-19-2004 10:52 PM

Wow. Charles Krafft produces some, uh, interesting artwork.

http://www.dirtgalleryla.com/images/...warfare_lg.jpg

zippyt 10-19-2004 10:53 PM

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more automotive weirdness ,

zippyt 10-19-2004 10:56 PM

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and now the other way ,

Cyber Wolf 10-20-2004 06:53 AM

Ok, that low-rider Volvo is just...that's just recockulous. And is it towing a camper?! :eek3:

hollyoake 10-20-2004 12:13 PM

i have to get some jars like those... have them in my kitchen window!

wolf 10-21-2004 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsune
Wow. Charles Krafft produces some, uh, interesting artwork.

I want the bunny.

And the guns.

Neat stuff. Thanks for the link!!

wolf 10-21-2004 01:26 AM

I'll bet you guys never gave the funeral industry much thought.

(click the names of the individual months, boys)

Elspode 10-21-2004 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
I'll bet you guys never gave the funeral industry much thought.

(click the names of the individual months, boys)

What an original idea. You can get stiff before you get stiff.

Elspode 10-21-2004 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
For her, for him, a set of matching Merkins!
No, not the magician, that's Merlin.
Merkins, you know, the rug to match the drapes. :blush:

1) Why?
2) How?
3) Source?
4) Which is for which gender?
5) Why does the one on the bottom look like it came off of a floor buffer?

Cyber Wolf 10-22-2004 12:44 AM

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Wheeeeeee!!!

zippyt 10-24-2004 01:10 AM

Damn bruce !!!! You beat me to it !!!!!

York 10-24-2004 02:52 AM

geitenoog? Those pieces of ...euh hair? Haha Well than the "oog" is missing!
U know Dutch, Bruce?

Happy Monkey 10-24-2004 12:20 PM

Where do you think these come from?

http://www.i-reviewmovies.com/pic/ha...berbanner3.jpg

marichiko 10-25-2004 04:45 AM

Squashed Bug
 
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A sad ending. Note evidence of demonic activity in 2nd pic!

Troubleshooter 10-25-2004 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Wolf's white deer could be in a world of hurt. :eek:

What the fuck is that and where do I get one?!

hollyoake 10-25-2004 11:36 AM

mmm, it's just a car guys...

BrianR 10-25-2004 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by hollyoake
mmm, it's just a car guys...

Famous last words! ;)

Brian

Troubleshooter 10-26-2004 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I'll get back to you after the election. ;)

It's always a bitch waiting for resources to return from the field isn't it? :unsure:

Elspode 10-26-2004 10:41 PM

I thought the thing was a machine gun at first, but then I realized that there's no feed slot. I have no clue what this thing is, but it must be a hell of a bore, and a hell of a load. I mean, the guy has got brass skids attached to the damn thing, presumably for stabilizing it on the ground while shoulder firing from a prone position.

Shit.

Bullitt 10-26-2004 11:28 PM

Looks like a recoilless rifle with some home made modifications (the heat dissipator on the barrel).

Modified (sadly) Bren gun?

http://www.weapons.org.uk/bren/Mk1Bren.jpg
(^Bren gun, light machine gun used by British forces in WWII)

Bullitt 10-27-2004 06:39 AM

.30 cal? With lots of extras?

Troubleshooter 10-27-2004 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Think armored vehicle/tank. :eek6:

I keep showing this one off but I can't help myself.

http://exit3.i-55.com/~suit/big_one/ntw20.jpg

hollyoake 10-27-2004 02:05 PM

is that you...?

very attractive...

Troubleshooter 10-27-2004 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by hollyoake
is that you...?

very attractive...

Afraid not. I wish I had that weapon though.

limey 10-27-2004 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
http://cellar.org/2004/wtftomato.jpg

from http://www.lleo.aha.ru/dozor/ which I can't read because it's in Russian

I can and it still doesn't make any sense .... :headshake

limey 10-27-2004 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf
Wheeeeeee!!!

:biglaugha

wolf 10-27-2004 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter
What the fuck is that and where do I get one?!

It's a .50-cal, I think.

You can buy 'em assembled or you can make one from a kit (you'll need half of an AR-15 to do that)

Here are photos of some enthusiasts.

Bullitt 10-27-2004 08:22 PM

It can't be a .50 cal sniper rifle because that doesn't have a magazine on the underside (where the skids should be). I'm puttin my bet on either a heavily modified .50 cal machine gun with the trigger moved from behind it to under, or its modified Bren.

zippyt 10-27-2004 10:41 PM

I see your "heavily modified .50 cal machine gun with the trigger moved from behind it to under, ,
and raise you a 20mm home made blaster !!!
Just a guess , why else would he have the recoiless configuration and the skids . With a .50 cal the muzzel break would be enough , i would think .

404Error 10-27-2004 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
....or you can make one from a kit (you'll need half of an AR-15 to do that)

Geez, that must kick like a freakin' mule with the light weight AR lower firing a .50 cal round! Even with the muzzle break... :eek:

I thought about it for about half a second til I looked at the price.

Bullitt 10-28-2004 01:09 AM

I think bruce got us.. once again.

Cyber Wolf 10-28-2004 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I'm betting 20mm ;)

Oh that's precious... it's got little skis on!

Troubleshooter 10-28-2004 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
From the site: Shouldn't that be materiel? :eyebrow:

Probably... Smartass... :)

It has been a while since the grammer/spelling fairy has been through. You taking up the wand now?

wolf 10-28-2004 05:51 PM

I'm pretty sure bruce is not a fairy. He has girlfriends, not hags.

Trilby 10-28-2004 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
10-1/2--5E shoes, preclude flitting.

Eh-xcellent!

Elspode 10-28-2004 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
First I wondered, why in hell??????
Then I realized it was a former school bus.
A short bus. ;)

There has *got* to be a closeup of this somewhere...

Cyber Wolf 10-29-2004 06:40 AM

There's a bus under all that? What are all those things?

FloridaDragon 10-29-2004 08:07 PM

Ah..... a Jersey vehicle...now I understand...probably got that just driving around the Garden State. :D
FD
(and well, ok...I have only been in NJ twice in my life and both times all I saw was the NJ pike so my view of the state was somewhat limited).

busterb 10-29-2004 09:24 PM

Blimy A do-dad bus!

zippyt 10-30-2004 03:50 AM

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I don't know about squat about this pic , just weird and abstract ,


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