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zippyt 12-16-2004 12:47 AM

but I couldn't handle using any of them.

HAR HAR !!!!

She said handle !!!!!!

busterb 12-16-2004 07:57 PM

Damn talk about sex appeal?

dar512 12-16-2004 08:37 PM

Wolf - she's got nice, um, hands.

footfootfoot 12-19-2004 09:56 PM

I think that is just the confessional, unless it's a baptist church. In which case, I'm not going to be baptised...

busterb 12-20-2004 01:29 PM

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What can I say?

wolf 12-20-2004 01:39 PM

Nice one. I think that VW bugs wearing bras are ridiculous too.

dar512 12-21-2004 09:55 AM

Shouldn't that be in the dog pics thread? :p

busterb 12-21-2004 09:20 PM

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Well WFT

Undertoad 12-21-2004 09:28 PM

http://cellar.org/2004/102_10.jpg

Undertoad 12-21-2004 09:29 PM

http://cellar.org/2004/orange_govno.jpg

Undertoad 12-21-2004 09:29 PM

http://cellar.org/2004/5gentlyfill.jpg

Undertoad 12-21-2004 09:29 PM

http://cellar.org/2004/fluffy0.gif

footfootfoot 12-21-2004 09:36 PM

RE: #489

I'm trying to picture the blue ribbon winner.

Elspode 12-21-2004 10:37 PM

You've seen Jurassic Park, yes?

zippyt 12-21-2004 11:10 PM

#490 A rat-atat-ama ????

TheDormouse 12-22-2004 08:07 AM

What was that guy doing, stage-diving? :eek:

404Error 12-23-2004 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
RE: #489

I'm trying to picture the blue ribbon winner.

No, I think that's crime scene tape. :biggrin:

wolf 12-23-2004 01:27 AM

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Useful Advice :biggrin:

404Error 12-26-2004 10:26 AM

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Mmmm lobster! Pass the butter!!

Kitsune 12-26-2004 11:27 AM

404, I saw that very car driving West on I-4 one day some years ago. From the opposite side of the concrete barrier, it just looked like a giant lobster doing 70mph and made me do such a double take put the right wheels off the road and onto the shoulder. Had I actually wrecked, I have no idea how I would have explained that one to the police or insurance agent.

404Error 12-27-2004 01:58 AM

"Honest, officer, It was a giant red lobster coming right at me!"

"What do you mean, 'have I been drinking?' There really was a giant lobster, sir"

"No sir, I'm not on any medication, there was this big ass lobster..."

"No wait, what's with the handcuffs?...it was huge...and doin' at least 70...I'm not lying...wait"

zippyt 12-28-2004 12:13 AM

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Its a dolphin I tell ya !!!!!!

404Error 01-20-2005 01:30 AM

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Camero with big feet?

Kitsune 01-20-2005 12:59 PM

Run. Run away, screaming.

http://fox.org/~vince/out/recursion.gif

Elspode 01-20-2005 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 404Error
Camero with big feet?

Cubic Inches: 327
Ground Clearance: 18"
Wheel Size: 20"
Cost to Build: $15,000.00
I.Q. of Driver: 12

Roosta 01-21-2005 10:19 PM

Dodgy fountain....
http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix.../Almaden1.html

zippyt 01-21-2005 11:59 PM

that is SOOOOO fucking cool looking , but SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING TOXIC !!!!!!

Troubleshooter 01-22-2005 12:23 PM

Doesn't mercury give off some sort of poisonous vapor?

404Error 01-22-2005 12:57 PM

Yup, apparently it does, according to this EPA site.

Quote:

When elemental mercury is spilled or a device containing mercury breaks, the exposed elemental mercury can evaporate and become an invisible, odorless toxic vapor. This is especially true in warm or poorly-ventilated rooms or spaces.
I guess the fountain creater, Calder didn't know or didn't care about that. :dead:

Roosta 01-22-2005 07:27 PM

And it eats aluminium. Hence the ban on thermometers on planes.

404Error 01-22-2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Calder created that fountain in 1937.
My 7th grade science class, in the late 50's, they passed around a beaker of mercury for each student to hand dip a coin. When the coin was thoroughly coated we put it in our pocket to take home. Eventually the mercury would wear off the coin. Now where do you suppose that mercury went? :eyebrow:


I remember in high school science class, in the late 60's, we made mercury by heating an orange colored powder in test tubes over Bunson burners. We all then put our mercury into a large beaker, after rolling it around in our hands and playing with it, and tried floating different objects in it.

A few years ago, same high school, my nephew told me the entire school was evacuated when someone dropped and broke a mercury filled thermometer in a hallway. Go figure. :eyebrow:

staceyv 01-26-2005 11:31 PM

no, it's not me
 
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here you go

Kitsune 01-26-2005 11:36 PM

no, it's not me

Yeah, I didn't think you wore that much makeup...

Nonono -- I'm sorry! I couldn't resist! Don't hurt me... :p

404Error 01-26-2005 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staceyv
here you go

That'll teach Arsen not to get drunk and pass out naked, huh? :eek:

Undertoad 01-27-2005 12:00 AM

If you think that's impressive you should see the smoke rings!

zippyt 01-27-2005 12:21 AM

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And this was befor she shaved his ass ,

Sweets 01-27-2005 05:39 PM

I took this picture the other day.

Oregon: The Low Self Esteem State


http://www.nexuscore.com/boring.JPG

404Error 01-28-2005 01:42 AM

Got a few cities here in CT that fit that description...we just don't advertize it on signs. :rolleyes:

Sweets 01-28-2005 07:13 AM

Well, take the road one way you go to the City of Boring, and take the other way you go to Oregon City. I think they should have reversed the names onthe sign in my opinion :)

404Error 01-28-2005 04:08 PM

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Woman driver or someone just needed a new window?

plthijinx 01-28-2005 05:50 PM

that thing gotta hemi? :D

Sweets 01-28-2005 06:43 PM

Better think of it this way: A woman's way of putting in a new window :)

zippyt 01-28-2005 11:15 PM

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YEEEEEEE FUCKING HAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!

floki 01-29-2005 08:12 AM

Now that's some useful gate
 
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People are so ... inventive :-)

404Error 02-18-2005 12:53 AM

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I saw this truck in the parking lot at work and couldn't resist snapping a picture.

Driver - "OK asshole, where do you want your damn delivery?"

dar512 02-18-2005 10:10 AM

Pickup trucks and trailers. They just belong together, don't you think?

dar512 02-19-2005 12:12 AM

Sorry. Sometimes I just assume all you viewers at home are following along.

I got a chuckle looking at this post. Notice the skirt at the bottom. I'm thinking that's not your average suburban home. That's a double-wide.

The juxtaposition of the realization that it was a trailer and a pickup gave me a chuckle.

zippyt 02-19-2005 01:09 AM

Ugh , most insurance companys won't give you a ( mobile ) Home owners policy on a trailer if it doesn't have a skirt (with out it the bottom side of a trailer is open to the elements , insulation , air moveing ducts , water pipes , electrical wires , etc,,,,,) , ancored to the ground and the trailer seperatly , as in the top of the skirt MUST be connected to the trailer , and the bottum MUST be ancored to the ground .
Single wide , double wide , or tripple wide ( yes they DO exist ) it don't matter .

zippyt 02-20-2005 02:51 PM

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'Nuf said !!!

zippyt 02-20-2005 02:56 PM

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:D

Nothing But Net 02-28-2005 12:51 AM

Taken at Bush Intercontinental Airport, Houston 2/26/05:
 
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Welcome to Texas!

glatt 03-01-2005 10:47 AM

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Taken by my mom this week in Essex County, England.
Secret indeed.

Elspode 03-03-2005 11:41 AM

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Kitsune 03-25-2005 03:56 PM

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Happy Easter.

LabRat 03-25-2005 04:00 PM

Guess I'm next in line for a ticket to hell for snickering at that one...

melidasaur 03-26-2005 12:38 AM

BRB = be right back

zippyt 03-26-2005 01:47 AM

or Bath Room Break if you are chatting in an active window

404Error 03-26-2005 11:09 AM

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Here's something strange I got in an email the other day. :eyebrow:

Quote:

" Fish Story"

This was a pretty interesting story from The Sunday Wichita Eagle Newspaper a couple of weeks ago.

A resident in the area saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in a
nearby pond and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child's basketball which became stuck in its mouth!!

The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because
the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The resident tried
numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had
his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.

You wouldn't believe it if you didn't see the attached photos...

Trilby 03-26-2005 12:05 PM

Reminds me of the Magical Flounder story. Shouldn't that guy get a bunch of wishes for his good deed?

Gromitspapa 03-26-2005 12:32 PM

http://onfinite.com/libraries/385642/6d2.jpg


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