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Gravdigr 09-20-2010 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 683569)
mmmmm, I'll have ham on rye, hold the mayo.

I've been holding the mayo for a long, looooooooooooooooooooooong time.

If you order from The Gravdigr Grill, trust me, you're getting the mayo.

Spexxvet 09-20-2010 03:25 PM

Operator: [Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic] Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr. Hamm.
Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.

skysidhe 09-20-2010 06:45 PM

Where is this whining crying post by classic? I see pot shots taken at Merc and Classic all the time ( by people other than Red )and much of the time they seem to try to ignore it.

I like all three guys but red sure does get bent and he did ask to be banned. Sorry red. There was no sexual harassment of women. Red,prior to you being banned I read and reread classics post. If someone wants to link to that post to prove red was right please do and I will recant.

classicman 09-20-2010 06:50 PM

Sky - thanks, but really. I said plenty of things of which I'm not proud.

skysidhe 09-20-2010 06:54 PM

wow, I know. duh

I am talking about the reason for Red being banned and your post and not about the 'whole of you'
* giving you the stink eye*:p:

Cloud 09-20-2010 08:09 PM

there's somebody who doesn't like blowjobs? wow, never knew . . .

Crimson Ghost 09-21-2010 12:27 AM

I LOVE blowjobs.

Know why a bride smiles on her wedding day?
She gave her last blowjob the night before.

BTW, Shawnee, it's about fucking time you got your ass back in here!

Aliantha 09-21-2010 03:09 AM

I know my husband likes them. :)

Sundae 09-21-2010 05:11 AM

I like a man with a short fat cock if I'm going to swallow.
If it's just foreplay I'm not as fussed about the size.

I've never had my ears tugged, but I did once have a guy get his fingers caught in my elaborate hairdo. My bad for sucking someone off at a posh function. He was my boyfriend at the time, I hasten to add. We snuck back into the event, him with a satisfied smirk and me with a shocked expression and watering eyes.

DucksNuts 09-21-2010 05:15 AM

Ive seen a vid where a guy was pulling a chick back and forth by her ears....I'd start laughing if some guy tried that on me.

I think Ive had my ears tugged, and hummed "working class man"

Aliantha 09-21-2010 05:18 AM

I don't think I've ever had my ears tugged.

I did have a male friend a few years ago who used to joke about the fact that the reason he had ears that stuck out was so that they made good handles. He was gay.

Sundae 09-21-2010 05:20 AM

What do you call a guy with no dick, who's popular with the ladies?

Fuck knows.

Aliantha 09-21-2010 05:22 AM

Man: Hey baby, come and sit on my face!

Woman: Is your nose bigger than your dick?

DucksNuts 09-21-2010 05:23 AM

Sundae, why do you prefer a man with a short fat cock for swallowing?

Sundae 09-21-2010 05:26 AM

I've never learned to deep throat, and I think it's more erotic for a man to see most of his penis being swallowed. Too long and I feel like a kid with an ice-lolly.
And fat because you can work up good sucking action.

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