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glatt 04-10-2007 02:19 PM

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To each, his own. But I don't get it.

Is blowing your nose easier or harder with this set up?

duck_duck 04-10-2007 02:28 PM

oh my god! :eek: Why do people mutilate themselves like that?

Sheldonrs 04-10-2007 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by duck_duck (Post 332751)
oh my god! :eek: Why do people mutilate themselves like that?

Because this way, nobody ever notices when he has a bad hair day or if his clothes are wrinkled.

barefoot serpent 04-10-2007 03:09 PM

Looks like he's a great cat toy.

duck_duck 04-10-2007 03:12 PM

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I remember seeing this man I think on national geographic channel. He had plastic surgery done for this.

Spexxvet 04-10-2007 03:21 PM

[elephant man]I am not an animal....[/elephant man]

celina 04-10-2007 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 237075)
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...uck-alien.html


May 30, 2006—As if bird flu fears weren't enough to make ordinary waterfowl suddenly seem creepy, now there's this: an x-ray of a duck with what looks like an alien hiding in its gut. Workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center (IBRRC) in Fairfield, California, took the x-ray May 21 while treating a mallard duck that had been found with a broken wing.
The scientists—not likely prone to feats of imaginative fancy—were surprised by what they saw: a head snarling at them from within the bird's gizzard (see lower right of photo).
"We're a 35-year-old organization, and we've seen a lot of things—bullets, fish hooks—but this is the first time anything like this has shown up," IBRRC executive director Jay Holcomb told the San Francisco Chronicle.



http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...duck-alien.jpg

lol, that most have hurt.

celina 04-10-2007 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by duck_duck (Post 332764)
I remember seeing this man I think on national geographic channel. He had plastic surgery done for this.

that guy is scary as hell. :worried:

celina 04-10-2007 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 332748)
To each, his own. But I don't get it.

Is blowing your nose easier or harder with this set up?


:worried: wth?

DanaC 04-10-2007 07:17 PM

Bizarre. Totally bizarre.

Hi Celina:) Welcome to the cellar. Pull up a crate and don't feed the trolls.

BigV 04-11-2007 10:20 AM

wrt the nose blowing question, I have a shop vac that will connect right to that port in the middle of his face. I think his nose blowing problems are in the past.

glatt 04-11-2007 03:32 PM

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Mayor of Shekou 04-12-2007 04:04 AM

OK, I understand: The guy didn't want to get his tires dirty, so he spread out a mat under his car. Yup.

RellikLaerec 04-12-2007 09:49 AM

actually i think the road crew just went around him! :lol: And it looks like modular homes across the street :D

John 04-12-2007 12:39 PM

http://www.blenders.se/ebay/me/vamp/kit.jpg

"The vampire hunting kit was sold in 1851 at the Great Exhibition in London. Complete in a mahogany box, this kit included a revolver, silver bullets, garlic powder, silver dagger, ivory cross, mirror, Professor Blomberg`s New Vampire Serum, wooden stake, etc. The bullets themselves were manufactured by Nicolas Plomdeur, a gunsmith from Belgium.

At Sotheby's, this kit sold for $12,000. I guess the buyer had some vampires to slay and wanted to make sure he had the good stuff."

http://www.quixoticals.com/2007/04/v...nting-kit.html

duck_duck 04-12-2007 06:59 PM

I wonder if they had werewolf kits too. I would have used the garlic powder in my stew.

Hagar 04-12-2007 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 333207)
..."The vampire hunting kit was sold in 1851 at the Great Exhibition in London...

That is quite possibly the coolest thing ever.

Cloud 04-12-2007 08:57 PM

380,000 plus views for this thread. That's a lot of WTF!

DanaC 04-12-2007 09:09 PM

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That is quite possibly the coolest thing ever
Ain't it tho?

Mayor of Shekou 04-12-2007 10:51 PM

My first real post
 
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How'd you like to commute over this everyday? :thepain:

Undertoad 04-12-2007 10:59 PM

Good real post, Mayor!

The one gent in black, and the man in the grey jacket in the background, seem to be going about it rather... casually... they must have experience.

Mayor of Shekou 04-12-2007 11:53 PM

I like the guy just squatting in the middle - I didn't see him move the whole time I was there.

Clodfobble 04-13-2007 07:34 AM

He probably didn't want to stand up and let everyone see that he'd wet his pants.

footfootfoot 04-13-2007 08:24 AM

"Let's just have leftovers tonight, I don't feel like going to the store..."

duck_duck 04-13-2007 08:51 AM

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Maybe a spider crawled up the driver's leg and this is the result.

glatt 04-13-2007 08:54 AM

strong cables

DanaC 04-13-2007 08:55 AM

Wow.

duck_duck 04-13-2007 09:11 AM

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Football disasters...

Sheldonrs 04-13-2007 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by duck_duck (Post 333520)
Football disasters...

Looks like two serious head injuries. ;)

DanaC 04-13-2007 09:44 AM

LoL.

glatt 04-13-2007 12:28 PM

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DanaC 04-13-2007 12:34 PM

Spot the one who's being bullied by his workmates:P :Flush:

duck_duck 04-13-2007 12:52 PM

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Frog salad!

Sheldonrs 04-13-2007 12:54 PM

I guess in terms of make-up, he's an Autumn.

Sheldonrs 04-13-2007 12:55 PM

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Some old birds:

glatt 04-13-2007 01:32 PM

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evil bunny

jinx 04-13-2007 02:27 PM

He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

Is that a foot/leg on the ground?

lumberjim 04-13-2007 02:39 PM

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5...eesetim1fr.jpg

YOU ...manky scotch git! I soiled my armor, I was so scared!

PS...if we DID have avatars...that would be a great one.

glatt 04-13-2007 02:50 PM

What, Tim, or the bunny?

Shawnee123 04-13-2007 03:26 PM

Donnie Darko?

Mayor of Shekou 04-15-2007 11:30 PM

And he can't wash the bloodstains out of his fingers.. er, paws!

Crimson Ghost 04-16-2007 01:15 AM

You eat my colorful, hard-boiled eggs.

I eat your children.

Fair trade, meatbag.

glatt 04-16-2007 09:40 AM

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I like that this graph of Google searches for "tsunami" looks like a tsunami.

wolf 04-16-2007 11:11 AM

That is a cool tool.

footfootfoot 04-16-2007 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 334105)

indeed

glatt 04-16-2007 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 334205)

That's where I found it.

Mayor of Shekou 04-17-2007 12:15 AM

Anybody hungry?
 
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Yum.

Ibby 04-17-2007 04:11 AM

Hahaha, I remember that as being the high point of any PRC function I had to go to - reading the cards for the food (and for the place settings!)

John 04-18-2007 02:55 PM

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w...age_ORZmpE.jpg

monster 04-18-2007 02:58 PM

:lol:

Mayor of Shekou 04-18-2007 07:52 PM

Thanks. Now every time I brush my teeth, I will have an image of a light blue tooth brush and Japanese Bukkake!

Gravdigr 04-20-2007 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 334850)

That toothbrush wants a pearl necklace.:headshake

Sheldonrs 04-20-2007 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 335893)
That toothbrush wants a pearl necklace.:headshake

The whitest teeth I've ever come across. ;)

RellikLaerec 04-20-2007 08:33 PM

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...einthewall.jpg
:eyebrow: I won't say it but I know everyone is thinking it!
And another...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...ustyourgal.jpg
FTR. I don't think this is true. *blinks innocently at fiancee*

rkzenrage 04-20-2007 10:49 PM

Saved as "owhouse"

wolf 04-21-2007 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 335920)
I won't say it but I know everyone is thinking it!

Actually, I immediately thought about that part of "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," where consideration turns to the possibility of Superman's Super Sperm shooting through the top of Lois Lane's head and going into orbit around the earth.

So, no. Everyone wasn't thinking what you were thinking.

But I'll bet at least five people here are going along with mine.

Elspode 04-22-2007 12:00 AM

I was thinking "Goatse House". Is that what you thought everyone else was thinking?

bluecuracao 04-22-2007 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 335920)
FTR. I don't think this is true. *blinks innocently at fiancee*

I actually saw a kid today wearing a hand-painted t-shirt that said, "Most Girls Are Sluts." A half-full glass type, if I ever saw one.

duck_duck 04-22-2007 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 335920)

Looks like a meteorite hit from the side.

Mayor of Shekou 04-22-2007 09:03 PM

Even Dilbert
 
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I can't imagine he had anything else in mind when he drew this!


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