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hollyoake 03-28-2005 04:02 PM

i saw this on one of my other sites... it's so daft!

BigV 03-28-2005 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat
Guess I'm next in line for a ticket to hell for snickering at that one...

right behind you buddy!

Just a pre-emptive move to keep the net-grammarians away, shouldn't LOL's line here be ROFLMAO?

hollyoake 03-29-2005 08:50 AM

now, that's MY kind of easter card!

BigV 03-29-2005 01:02 PM

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I (PLANE) NY

If we can't use 9-11 satirically, then the terrorists have won.

404Error 03-30-2005 12:50 PM

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A Sycamore sighting...I was wondering what he'd been up to lately!

BigV 03-30-2005 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
This was emailed to me by someone who claimed it was taken on a PA farm.
Either they were growing genetically modified crops or it's some kind of foreign, exotic deer. :eek2:

Nah, just some paprazzi shot of one of the stars of Princess Mononoke.

Check out this link.

Here's one pic.

superbaton 04-01-2005 04:54 AM

5 seconds...
 
:greenface

sixfeet 04-01-2005 06:20 AM

I think I need a bucket :greenface not good to look at first thing in the morning...lol

floki 04-01-2005 10:58 PM

This doesn't show an effect at all. How should I look at it. Simply look at it, change viewing angle, from close up or far away?

zippyt 04-01-2005 11:25 PM

Dude eather you have a CRAPY moniter , or you are Blind in one eye !!!!!
All i can say is

FUCK ME!!!!!!!,,,,,, I THINK I NEED TO PUKE !!!!!!

Nothing But Net 04-02-2005 04:06 AM

superbaton

That thing is alive! Kill it!

zippyt 04-02-2005 04:53 AM

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heres another fucked up optical illusition,

wolf 04-02-2005 11:29 AM

At least those are slower ...

404Error 04-02-2005 11:46 AM

I like this one best for movement! :mg:

superbaton 04-02-2005 05:57 PM

404,. thats incredibly fucked up... never saw that, amazing.

:dead:

BigV 04-02-2005 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 404Error
I like this one best for movement! :mg:

sweet!!
this was my desktop background for months.

superbaton 04-02-2005 06:25 PM

is good too, kinda more interactivethis one

404Error 04-02-2005 06:45 PM

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Another good one that seems to move. :3_eyes:

Nightsong 04-02-2005 09:49 PM

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gettin queasy??

richlevy 04-02-2005 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by superbaton
is good too, kinda more interactivethis one

Which leads to a downloadable demo here that you can play with on your PC. You can cycle through different variations.

404Error 04-03-2005 09:45 PM

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The best optical illusions are the Magic EyeŽ pictures. After nearly going cross-eyed looking at dozens of them I found this one I thought was the best. :mg:

busterb 04-05-2005 07:10 PM

Speed Demons
 
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Humm. Haulin ass?

BigV 04-05-2005 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 404Error
The best optical illusions are the Magic EyeŽ pictures. After nearly going cross-eyed looking at dozens of them I found this one I thought was the best. :mg:

I love these!




I am so busted!!

lumberjim 04-06-2005 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightsong
gettin queasy??

that's what tripping is like!


oh, and check this out:

glatt 04-06-2005 03:05 PM

Please don't post any "after" pictures.

Troubleshooter 04-06-2005 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Please don't post any "after" pictures.

Sissy...

Troubleshooter 04-06-2005 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by busterb
Humm. Haulin ass?

No...

No...

No...

No, no, no...

wolf 04-07-2005 01:42 AM

Okay, so I had no idea these were available to the general public, but what would you do with it if you had one??

Oh, yeah. Baseball.

One of the reviewers had a really good idea ... I'm posting it in case it's not at the top of the list when anyone checks it.

Quote:

For months I was looking for a radar gun that was less than $500, and I finally found it. That was a year ago and since then my Speedster has worked flawlessly and does exactly what I bought it for. I used to do a lot of highway driving and frequently would get passed by guys going 90+ mph. I noticed that these morons tend to have radar detectors. Thats where my "Speedster" comes in handy. If I see someone flying up behind me, I hit the power button and the speedster gets warmed up in less than 2 seconds. One zap from my speedster (which fits snugly in the door compartment of my Audi S4) and BOOM his brakelights fill my vision and sometimes even causes enough pleasure in my heart that I'll bust out laughing, even if I'm alone in my car. The "Ka" band signal of this radar is very strong within 100 feet. It works like a charm!

p.s. While driving by those roadside "your speed is..." contraptions, I happened to notice that they have a hard time getting my speed until I'm very close to them as long as I'm shooting my speedster their way. The speedster is great for experimenting.

LabRat 04-07-2005 01:49 PM

:rar: Hmmm, do I sense a little hostility? :angry:

:chill: :lol:

Undertoad 04-07-2005 03:19 PM

Let's see what the cops have to say about it, if they catch wind.

If they think it's set up to jam them, they might not have a sense of humor about it.

BigV 04-07-2005 03:26 PM

Any flyers out there?

http://existenciel.org/Download/Videos/spirale.wmv

404Error 04-07-2005 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV


Uh, no thanks, you can have that kind of flying. And he just got through saying it wasn't as bad as yesterday. :worried:

wolf 04-08-2005 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV
Any flyers out there?

You know, I've said before that there is no way that I would ever, ever do anything like that.

I am now totally sure that I would never, ever do anything like that.

That's supposed to be fun, right? I couldn't tell.

glatt 04-13-2005 01:22 PM

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A wookie trying to get some nookie.

BigV 04-13-2005 10:36 PM

Where is his other hand? And her other hand for that matter?

It seems they're scandalized by the photographer, not each other!

mrnoodle 04-14-2005 02:04 PM

Carrie Fisher has an excellent sense of humor and is kinda naughty too. I bet that'll be a great book.

busterb 04-16-2005 06:24 PM

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Maytag washing machine engine. Just rebuilt.

busterb 04-16-2005 06:37 PM

Damn if I know . Don't do wash. :smack:

busterb 04-16-2005 06:43 PM

Anvil shoot
 
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Had an anvil shoot today. A few shots, I gave up trying to catch one in air w/digital cam. Know they were glad ground was 1/2 ass dry.

busterb 04-16-2005 06:46 PM

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The 2nd photo shows how close it came back down. After going up around 450 ft. This one is hole digging one out.

hollyoake 04-23-2005 07:26 AM

i think this belongs here...

http://www.mattersofsize.com/Power_Assist.html

busterb 04-23-2005 07:49 AM

GOD WTF

hollyoake 04-23-2005 08:18 AM

DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID AND WATCH THE FILMS FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!

wolf 04-23-2005 11:12 AM

Oh dear. Too late. "Just like an Air Guitar."

lumberjim 04-23-2005 11:20 AM

I like how the cartoon man is beige, but the stretched unit is hot pink. A purple tinge might have been a bit more accurate.

what is wrong with men? christ, I've only got 4 inches, but i know that diameter isn;t everything!

Bullitt 04-23-2005 01:46 PM

...Rediculous.. how insecure with yourself do you have to be to need some tortur-ish device?

wolf 04-23-2005 02:15 PM

I think that some people might find that fun.

Bullitt 04-23-2005 03:26 PM

:thepain3: :eek2: :nadkick:

Trilby 04-23-2005 03:37 PM

Um...that guy has a very nice cock. VEEEEEEEEEEEERY nice, indeed. I'd :doit: with him.

busterb 04-23-2005 06:01 PM

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You might love this one then?

Trilby 04-23-2005 07:20 PM

Finally! A pic the ladies can enjoy! Thanks busterb!!!! :) :) :) :)

Elspode 04-23-2005 09:02 PM

Wow. A prehensile penis. I'd just swing and swing and swing...from the trees all day.

busterb 04-23-2005 09:12 PM

Hijack Back to some photos I made today. About the quest for a cane mill. All this shit was in woods & had to clear around it. BTW UT I saved u some bndwidth? :biggrin: So look HERE And a big thanks to Hmonkey for link to flickr

Elspode 04-23-2005 09:18 PM

You aren't fooling anyone, Buster. You guys are going to make rum, aren't you?

busterb 04-23-2005 09:23 PM

Well no I drank enough of that cheep shit while working in Peru.

busterb 04-24-2005 06:38 AM

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Bruce. Like this?

busterb 04-24-2005 06:43 AM

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The rear end was from an old car or what ever. The mill is belt driven. The cast is Alum. I've seen blade used for lots of things, buy never for a frame. :smack: I see I should have said frame of a trailer. Opps

Nothing But Net 04-25-2005 11:39 PM

From b3ta:

<img src="http://www.diyjoe.com/b3ta/images/nippleface.jpg">

Clodfobble 04-26-2005 09:21 AM

Wow. That is surprisingly disturbing.

Undertoad 04-26-2005 11:26 AM

http://cellar.org/2005/8072610ARU.jpg

I have no idea.


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