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infinite monkey 10-10-2014 06:24 PM

Was she a backup dancer on In Living Color?

Or an NFL cheerleader?

(I'm pulling stuff out my butt right now.)

footfootfoot 10-10-2014 06:32 PM

Should I show you another picture of her?

infinite monkey 10-10-2014 06:37 PM

Oh why the heck not? I'm getting nowhere!

Spexxvet 10-11-2014 08:14 AM

Was she on the cover of Unemployment Monthly?

Gravdigr 10-11-2014 04:12 PM

She was on the cover of the Fapping Today.

Undertoad 10-14-2014 08:37 PM

Spexxvet 10-15-2014 07:34 AM

Yeah. I give

glatt 10-15-2014 07:48 AM

Foot seems to be AWOL. Want me to give a hint, since I cheated and know the answer?

glatt 10-15-2014 07:56 AM

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Imma give a hint.

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Undertoad 10-15-2014 08:38 AM

So in order to guess who is this we gotta guess who is that.

I'm angry. I'm still an angry man.

glatt 10-15-2014 08:56 AM

Yeah. You aren't going to know her name because she's not famous.

But you probably recognize her because of pictures like the second one of her.

The most you'll be able to do is say what her job is and what you recognize her from.

glatt 10-15-2014 10:25 AM

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Lemme give another hint.

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Gravdigr 10-15-2014 03:40 PM

They'll never get it from that pic.

Nuther hint: The lady in question worked for a company that puts on a highly anticipated television program every year. Again, you prolly won't know her name, but the company she worked for will be in her job description, which is kinda what we're looking for, in this case.

Undertoad 10-16-2014 12:08 PM

You know I don't watch all that many highly anticipated television programs... I mean I've never seen some of that... you'd be shocked

glatt 10-16-2014 12:19 PM

OK. So she was a model in the Victoria Secret catalog for like 10 years in the 80s and 90s.

Her name is Suzanne Lanza.

We got that catalog back in those days, and I'd always flip through it when it came. So I've probably seen a hundred or so pictures of her, modeling various apparel. That's why I recognized her, although I couldn't place her until I cheated. I thought you might recognize her for the same reason.

Undertoad 10-16-2014 12:57 PM

~ ah, no, I have always gotten my pornography from actual pornography ~

that is the least of so many inappropriate things i could say right now*

and i'm still an angry man

*i double dog dare ya to double dog dare me

footfootfoot 10-16-2014 01:03 PM

Yeah, I've been AWOL. Thanks for the assist, Glatt. She was also in a bunch of B moives and a few TV shows, one where she plays a bumb bimbo who is pretending to be Suzanne Lanza. There was also an ABC news bit about some folks who started a free garden or someting where you can drop off your surplus harvest and it is divided up and re-packed, distributed among the others in the group. Sort of like a communal CSA, I guess. I'm watching the news piece and into the frame comes Lanza and she's interviewed about it since she is a member. They didn't reference her former career.

Undertoad 10-16-2014 01:14 PM

And WTF sort of hint was the letter C?

glatt 10-16-2014 01:28 PM

*Snort* Well, it's supposed to point out that it's a catalog. If you want to buy those jammies, look below at the description under the letter C.

*and I double dog dare you*

Undertoad 10-16-2014 01:45 PM


I'd always flip through it when I came
...and then you'd give her a personality during your refractory period! LAF

glatt 10-16-2014 01:57 PM

Giving her a personality? I'll have to try that next time.

So you didn't recognize her after all?

Gravdigr 10-16-2014 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 912040)
And WTF sort of hint was the letter C?


Originally Posted by glatt (Post 912042)
*Snort* Well, it's supposed to point out that it's a catalog.

I was thinking Victoria's 'C'cret. :lol2:

Gravdigr 10-16-2014 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 912043)
...and then you'd give her a personality during your refractory period! LAF


Originally Posted by glatt (Post 912044)
Giving her a personality?

Eh, why ruin it?


Undertoad 10-16-2014 05:57 PM

I didn't recognize her. Although I swear I have that disorder where you don't remember people's faces and can't recognize anyone for shit.

DanaC 10-17-2014 04:51 AM

I think that should win the prize for most obscure Who Dis pic yet.

Undertoad 10-17-2014 06:57 AM

But wait, where is the first shot from?

I remember some of these pictures on her google image search

glatt 10-17-2014 07:30 AM

I have no idea, but I remember that first shot, and it wouldn't have been in a catalog.

Spexxvet 10-17-2014 08:06 AM

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DanaC 10-17-2014 08:14 AM

It can't be....nah. Chuck Norris?

Spexxvet 10-17-2014 08:23 AM

Sorry, no

infinite monkey 10-17-2014 08:27 AM

Michael Jeter?

footfootfoot 10-17-2014 08:45 AM

Bill Mumy?

Spexxvet 10-17-2014 09:50 AM

No, no, but F3 is on the right track

Gravdigr 10-17-2014 02:28 PM

I went ahead and cheated.

I don't see how the two relate, Mumy and your Mystery Man...

I don't see this one getting solved without massive hintage.

I also guessed Chuck Norris at first (really), but, I could tell there wasn't another fist in his beard.

Spexxvet 10-18-2014 02:25 PM

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Ok, here's another pic of him

Gravdigr 10-18-2014 02:27 PM

Well, that's odd. He looks like a woman in that pic...:p:

DanaC 10-18-2014 03:52 PM

Which person in that pic? Cause the guy on the right looks like Roger Waters.

xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2014 04:02 PM

He worked with Roger Waters. :)

DanaC 10-18-2014 04:39 PM

Oh!! The kid from The Wall!

Kevin McKeon

Gravdigr 10-18-2014 05:23 PM


Spexxvet 10-19-2014 08:56 AM


Gravdigr 10-19-2014 02:14 PM

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Who is this? 'In Make-Up' Edition.

xoxoxoBruce 10-19-2014 04:49 PM

Says he's Mr Wilson. :bolt:

glatt 10-19-2014 05:00 PM

Larry bird

Spexxvet 10-20-2014 08:10 AM

David Ogden Stiers?

Undertoad 10-20-2014 08:28 AM


lumberjim 10-20-2014 09:06 AM

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how about this guy?
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Undertoad 10-20-2014 09:59 AM

Judge Reinhold, that's some good makeup right there

glatt 10-20-2014 10:11 AM

Seriously? Judge Reinhold?

That's amazing.

glatt 10-20-2014 10:12 AM

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Same crooked eyes. It is him!
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DanaC 10-20-2014 11:58 AM


Gravdigr 10-20-2014 02:59 PM


He's playing coaching legend Don Meyer in "My Many Sons".

xoxoxoBruce 10-21-2014 01:46 PM

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Undertoad 10-21-2014 01:47 PM

jennifer aniston

glatt 10-21-2014 02:56 PM

Nah man, that's Rick Springfield in his younger days.

Gravdigr 10-21-2014 02:59 PM


xoxoxoBruce 10-21-2014 03:03 PM

Yes, the Boss... not looking very bossy.

DanaC 10-21-2014 03:11 PM

Kinda looks a little Marlon Brando there - except for the hair obviously.

Gravdigr 10-21-2014 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 912426)
Yes, the Boss... not looking very bossy.

Yeah, a little more Spicoli, than Boss.

Undertoad 10-21-2014 04:47 PM


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