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footfootfoot 10-08-2008 09:13 PM

What's bumming your stone today?
That would be, what exactly?

lumberjim 10-08-2008 10:34 PM

if there were just more threads that i could relay my frustrations on.....

I think that's what the cellar really needs. more whining and crying about personal trifles. It gives it such a real feeel. so very.......uhm......real.

my ingrown toenail this, my mean boss stupid abusive spouse the other thing......





enough of it.



Trilby 10-09-2008 12:27 PM

I like this thread better.

Sheldonrs 10-09-2008 05:20 PM

I think a better question would be "who's stoning your bum?".

footfootfoot 10-09-2008 05:34 PM

The inchling got all Zany Man on me and head butted me in the lip. Accidentally.

FYI, it doesn't bleed any less if it's accidental. There's a pun lurking in there.

dar512 10-10-2008 09:18 AM

Ah! The origin of the phrase "Bleeding lip conservative". :D

binky 10-10-2008 09:28 AM

Ack!! My husband just told me this morning he "volunteered" me to watch a coworker's 6 yr old for "just 4 hours" tomorrow while they work some OT. Nevermind that after the last time we agreed never again. this kid is one of those kids that seems sweet, then spends the whole time chasing my already timid dog around, not trying to be mean, but totally freaking him out.

glatt 10-10-2008 09:33 AM

Charge your husband for your time. Seriously. I'd say $20/hr is fair. Then spend that money selfishly on yourself.

Shawnee123 10-10-2008 09:45 AM

Also, can you tell the 6 year old to stop chasing the dog, or does "watching" the kid not include use of authority?

binky 10-10-2008 09:54 AM

Good idea Glatt. And yes Shawnee I can (and did, last time tell her about 10 times an hour, to stop -apparently not a word she hears at home!) My problem is that I don't know her Mom very well and don't want to upset her(the Mom) although that might get me out of "volunteering" again. PLus I don't think I can fix 6 years of lax parenting in 4 hours.

Pico and ME 10-10-2008 09:58 AM

Re-direct...with twinkies!


HungLikeJesus 10-10-2008 10:03 AM

Speaking of lax, just give her some chocolate (whoops, that was Exlax?). That should keep her busy.

binky 10-10-2008 10:04 AM

actually I was thinking of taking them for donuts- right before Mom picks her up :evil2:

binky 10-10-2008 10:06 AM

LMAO HLJ and I mean for real I spit hot tea all over my desk

footfootfoot 10-10-2008 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by dar512 (Post 491941)
Ah! The origin of the phrase "Bleeding lip conservative". :D

Right! a liberal is just a conservative who hasn't been head-butted yet.:eek:

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