I know what you mean, I hadn't turned on the TV news for weeks. Today at 5:30 PM, I figured I'd turn on the news to see if anything was interesting locally. God damn. :mad:

My wife switched our alarm clock radio from NPR to the local oldies station. The commercials suck, but there is zero news. Much better waking up to no news.

Boy, I'm familiar with this feeling.

:yesnod:

Where is my goddamned water?!?!

I don't have any goddamned water!!

Whoodafuq took mah water???? Who's the communist, piece o' shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker that took mah water?

Was it you? I bet it was you, you scroungy little fuck! You look like the kind of person that would fuck another man in the ass and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give him a reach around.

I'll be watching you.

Are they flushing the hydrants on your street?

Not to my knowledge.

Aaaaand the mystery is solved. Kinda.

Loud-muffler-neighbors have three service trucks in their front yard, atm. Must have water for the whole street shut off.

See, if you'd just stay calm for blinking minute...

But, I was kinda having fun being pissed off. Oh, well something else will come up. Guaranteed.:D

Goddammit I have had the flu for a full week now and it sucks ass.

Have ya tried getting over it?

Yeah, I'm no help.

Feel better soon.

they had a nurse here giving free flu shots out last week. this week, oddly enough, a LOT of people have colds.

Did the nurse have a cold?

I have a miserable cough. I don't need to worry about infecting Beest because he's the bastard that gave it to me. (I think he got it from the boys who got it independently from their schools....)

I'm hardly ever sick and I have no patience for this. None. It needs to fuck off.

We've all had flu shots. At the doctors' offices because our insurance insists (they're free) -not covered if you go to a pharmacy. None of us were sick after them.

You got it from a toilet seat? :eek:

Did it affect your bathroom scale readings? :p:

I tried to get my flu shot last weekend but my insurance company refused to pay over some clerical thing that couldn't be resolved because no humans work there.

Oh and Betsy DeVos rescinded 72 guidance documents related to integration, LRE, FAPE, and non-discrimination. This is foundational stuff for the civil rights of people with disabilities. It makes sense, if we hide the people we won't have to pray the disability away. Fucking money grubbing golden calf worshiping phony ass christian.