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DanaC 10-10-2016 04:40 PM

Happy Birthday Classic!

Lovely photo. My word, there's no missing that you're one family :P

classicman 10-10-2016 04:40 PM

:) thanks

Crimson Ghost 10-23-2016 02:26 AM

23rd wedding anniversary. She ain't killed me yet...
YET is the operative word...

Griff 10-23-2016 08:48 AM

The day is young! :) Congrats to you both.

xoxoxoBruce 10-23-2016 09:03 AM

Maybe because she hasn't been able to find what box the weapons are in. :lol:

captainhook455 10-23-2016 02:24 PM

Did ya ever wash your pu$$y? Poor little calico female moved in with us and she is a flea magnet. I put Walmarts spot on her between the shoulder blades. They all eat Kit an Kaboodle and canned Friskies. All are in/out cats. She has this big swatch of white across her front. The others don't have this affliction yet. I see on the net to try Bentadine.

tarheel

Gravdigr 11-02-2016 03:15 PM

Saw an awesome set of boobs this morning.

With nothing between me and them but air.

Tell ya about it later.

Gravdigr 11-03-2016 03:11 PM

So, she paid the bail bondsman, but the jail wouldn't release my buddy till 6 am the next morning. Fuckers. I said to buddy's gf, this sucks. Now we gotta drive three hours back home, and be back up here by 6 in the damn morning. She asks if I could bear staying the night in a motel, so she don't have to do all that driving again, alone. I tell her a motel is right out, as I have less than a hundred bucks left on me. I thought it was gonna be a pay-the-guy-pick-him-up-get-the-fuck-home-situation. Chick says she'll pay for the room.

Room.

Not rooms.

Room. Singular.

Turns out they've stayed here before, and a single room with two beds is $128. A room with just a single bed is $110. Is this ok with me? Meh, I'll live.

So, we eat, have a few drinks. Kill time.

It's bedtime, and I have no problems. Off comes the hat, t-shirt, the shoes and socks, and I'm in my shorts and underwear in bed ready to lay awake all night. For one, I'm in a strange place, ain't no sleep happening for me, period. For two, I'm in a room with another man's woman, a pretty damn good-lookin' woman. Ain't no sleep happening for me, period.

The little pull-chain light in the "closet area" is left on. Plenty of light by which to see.

At around 2 am, I hear girl stir and sigh. A few minutes later, I hear her sigh again. Then she gets up and goes to the bathroom. Like she's the only person on the planet, she gets up, and walks across the room. Wearing a pair of little, little, black panties with a row of little tiny red ribbon bows around the top, and nothing else.

She left the bathroom door open while she peed.

My mind is now going 16,375,917 miles per hour.

I was wondering, in the porn movie of my mind, how the next 45 seconds might go. And then, how the next 2 hours might go.;) She walked back to her bed, and I laid there with a tent pitched in my bed. At 4:30, she got up again, still just in the little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top, took a shower and with the room lights on, came back outta the bathroom, saw me sitting on the edge of the bed, and says just way too damn nonchalantly, "Oh. I didn't know you were up." She then put her hairbrush in her pocketbook, and then picked up her shirt and put it on. Just the shirt. For the next 15 minutes she walked around in just a shirt and those little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top.

I was fucking dying. Dying.

I don't think I have to tell you what part of me was as clean as it has ever been when I got out of the shower.

She's like 5'10", athletic build, got her own murdersickle, dark red hair, and boobs that Bob Segar sang about (two points of her own, standing way up high, way up firm and high). She could not hold a single pencil under these breastages, and they are not small.

I will remember those breastages and those little, little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top walking in from the bathroom in the very early morning for the rest. of. my. life.

Even if I live to be 10,000 years old.

BTW, dude's outta jail, urrbody's home, and I still have an erection.

xoxoxoBruce 11-03-2016 03:55 PM

Oh yeah, some of those close encounters are more memorable than getting laid.:beer:

captainhook455 11-04-2016 08:27 AM

I'm thinking either I have a poor memory or you don't know how to phuck.

tarheel

Gravdigr 11-04-2016 01:27 PM

:lol2:

xoxoxoBruce 11-04-2016 03:05 PM

Long ago and far away, a friend invited me to a weekend long biker party his club was throwing. It started to sprinkle so the friend's girl and I ducked into a two man pup tent to do some lines. She was wearing a scoop neck blouse and when she leaned over the mirror all I could do is stare at those beautiful braless breasts. Years later she was my girlfriend for a couple years and we phucked plenty, but that display in the tent is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of her.

captainhook455 11-06-2016 01:06 PM

Who da mods? This is the only thread I can't get. Just a black screen and comment arrow at the bottom.

tarheel

Gravdigr 11-06-2016 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 972765)
Long ago and far away, a friend invited me to a weekend long biker party his club was throwing. It started to sprinkle so the friend's girl and I ducked into a two man pup tent to do some lines. She was wearing a scoop neck blouse and when she leaned over the mirror all I could do is stare at those beautiful braless breasts. Years later she was my girlfriend for a couple years and we phucked plenty, but that display in the tent is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of her.

♪ ♫Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change♪ ♫
♪ ♫Or how we thought those days would never end♪ ♫
♪ ♫Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along♪ ♫
♪ ♫And think man I'd love to see that girl again♪ ♫

infinite monkey 11-12-2016 12:09 AM

My nieces' HS volleyball team won state semi-finals tonight. Going back tomorrow to win state. Wow, what a great bunch of kids, and i got to be with my family and the community watching it happen. I am so proud. Wish them luck! :)

elSicomoro 11-12-2016 12:26 AM

I begin my journey home tomorrow. :)

Gravdigr 11-12-2016 04:12 PM

I hope you have your address written down.

infinite monkey 11-12-2016 07:12 PM

State champions!

captainhook455 11-13-2016 02:55 AM

Congratulations. I know y'all happy.

tarheel

elSicomoro 11-26-2016 04:37 PM

1 Attachment(s)
I MET MY GUARDO CAMINO!!!

Griff 11-26-2016 05:13 PM

Was he a little intense?

elSicomoro 11-27-2016 12:27 AM

2.5 hours of moderate to high intensity...but I find him to be mellower at 55 than at, say, 35.

elSicomoro 11-27-2016 09:31 PM

Did I mention I'll be in Philly next week? First time in town in 8 years.

classicman 11-28-2016 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elSicomoro (Post 974840)
Did I mention I'll be in Philly next week? First time in town in 8 years.

We need to catch up! Lets make this happen. Jim!!!! Paging Jim, UT, Bruce ... who else is here?

lumberjim 12-01-2016 12:23 AM

I work 9-9 all week the week of the 5th. Mike is taking vacation. If you're in town on Sunday the 4th or 11th, you guise are welcome to meet at my place. I've got lots of room

elSicomoro 12-04-2016 06:09 PM

I'll be in town Friday and Saturday...Classicman and I are trying to come up with something. Suggestions?

captainhook455 12-05-2016 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elSicomoro (Post 975450)
I'll be in town Friday and Saturday...Classicman and I are trying to come up with something. Suggestions?

Go across the river to a certain Nissan dealership about lunch time and say hello to the kid.

tarheel

classicman 12-05-2016 01:15 PM

I'm available all day Friday, but only till 1ish on Sat.

elSicomoro 12-05-2016 02:51 PM

Scheduling change out of my control...whole trip is fucked/canceled.

glatt 12-13-2016 09:43 PM

Happy that my daughter just heard from her first college. She got in, and they gave her a nice scholarship! Ursinus college, just across the street from UT's old run down house.

The scholarship blew me away when I saw the dollar amount, but then I compared it to the full price and it's not so impressive after all. $35k scholarship on a $65k sticker price. Ugh. $30k per year.

Still, she got in and they are giving her $140k over 4 years.

And she likes the school, so even though this is her "safety" it's great news.

elSicomoro 12-13-2016 11:16 PM

Nice!

I gave out my PO Box address 2 weeks ago, mainly as a joke to see if people would actually send me their unwanted Kellogg's food products (due to the whole Breitbart thing). A friend of mine decided to be a joker and is sending me travel guides from all over the place. I only found out it was him a few days ago. I love it though...I enjoy that sort of thing, and rarely get anything sent to my PO Box anyway.

Griff 12-14-2016 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 976308)
Happy that my daughter just heard from her first college. She got in, and they gave her a nice scholarship! Ursinus college, just across the street from UT's old run down house.

The scholarship blew me away when I saw the dollar amount, but then I compared it to the full price and it's not so impressive after all. $35k scholarship on a $65k sticker price. Ugh. $30k per year.

Still, she got in and they are giving her $140k over 4 years.

And she likes the school, so even though this is her "safety" it's great news.

Solid! It's an exciting time.

Undertoad 12-14-2016 08:28 AM

Well done sir, sorry about the tuition but we are in a higher ed bubble. What is she going to study?

glatt 12-14-2016 08:33 AM

She's interested in some sort of science.

My hope is she picks a lucrative field. Something like chemistry. But I think she's going for bio. She likes working with animals.

Undertoad 12-14-2016 08:40 AM

Awesome! Awesome awesome! Hope she finds this a windfall. A small liberal arts college is a fine way to go in my opinion. (Cos that's what I did, at Albright, roughly an Ursinus sister school up the road)


(A few days before I went to work for the narcissist, I got an email from Ursinus asking for an interview for a job opening I had inquired about. Had I not already accepted... well I suspect it would have been perfect. )

glatt 12-14-2016 08:58 AM

She's looking at a handful of schools. All similar to Ursinus. Small liberal arts places. I think she will fit in well at one.

classicman 12-14-2016 12:03 PM

Congrats glatt. Great school. My daughter went to Neumann University. Not on par with Ursinus costwise, but I still feel your pain. Does that # include books and food?

glatt 12-14-2016 12:05 PM

That number includes food and books and misc fees.

Gravdigr 12-14-2016 03:16 PM

Go girlchild!

Clodfobble 12-14-2016 03:36 PM

Food, but not lodging?

glatt 12-14-2016 04:14 PM

everything

Griff 12-15-2016 07:29 AM

morning ski, three days running

footfootfoot 12-15-2016 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 972690)
So, she paid the bail bondsman, but the jail wouldn't release my buddy till 6 am the next morning. ...

I will remember those breastages and those little, little black panties with the little tiny red ribbon bows around the top walking in from the bathroom in the very early morning for the rest. of. my. life.

Even if I live to be 10,000 years old.

BTW, dude's outta jail, urrbody's home, and I still have an erection.


A little late but,

pics or it didn't fappen

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week, Try the chicken breast...

Gravdigr 12-15-2016 01:09 PM

If only I could draw...

limey 12-16-2016 04:53 AM

That feeling when: 70% of the way through your financial year you've invoiced as much business as in the whole of the last financial year ...
(after losing a major client who represented around 40% of your income)

glatt 12-16-2016 08:15 AM

Yesterday I was really happy for a trivial thing, but that's sometimes the way it works, isn't it?

I needed to deal with some stupid red tape at the courthouse on the will/estate I'm dealing with. I was dreading it because visiting this clerk is by appointment only and I didn't have an appointment.

Found the last spot in the court parking lot, and I paid for 2 hours of parking, just in case I was going to have to sit there for a while to wait my turn to be helped.

They had a miniature Christmas tree with a train running around it on the counter, Christmas music softly playing, and a candy jar. And the clerk in the back of the office looked up and saw me standing there, and came right over to help me. She updated and notarized my document and didn't charge me the two dollars I was expecting them to charge. It went so smoothly. She was so friendly. And I was back to the parking lot in under 5 minutes. Cars were circling at that point, looking for spots. So I gestured to one guy where my car was and he waited while I pulled out. I had to pass him as I pulled away, so I rolled down my window and grabbed my almost 2 hours of paid parking slip off the dash, and passed it over to him. He was confused at first, but then said "Awesome! Thank you. Happy Holidays."

So that's it. Gave me a boost that lasted most of the day.

footfootfoot 12-16-2016 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 976543)
Yesterday I was really happy for a trivial thing, but that's sometimes the way it works, isn't it?

I needed to deal with some stupid red tape at the courthouse on the will/estate I'm dealing with. I was dreading it because visiting this clerk is by appointment only and I didn't have an appointment.

Found the last spot in the court parking lot, and I paid for 2 hours of parking, just in case I was going to have to sit there for a while to wait my turn to be helped.

They had a miniature Christmas tree with a train running around it on the counter, Christmas music softly playing, and a candy jar. And the clerk in the back of the office looked up and saw me standing there, and came right over to help me. She updated and notarized my document and didn't charge me the two dollars I was expecting them to charge. It went so smoothly. She was so friendly. And I was back to the parking lot in under 5 minutes. Cars were circling at that point, looking for spots. So I gestured to one guy where my car was and he waited while I pulled out. I had to pass him as I pulled away, so I rolled down my window and grabbed my almost 2 hours of paid parking slip off the dash, and passed it over to him. He was confused at first, but then said "Awesome! Thank you. Happy Holidays."

So that's it. Gave me a boost that lasted most of the day.

This made my day! Thanks.

Griff 12-16-2016 09:34 AM

Big smile man!

classicman 12-16-2016 12:39 PM

nice!

fargon 12-16-2016 12:46 PM

My day is made.

Undertoad 12-16-2016 02:46 PM

Boss who sits behind me is out for Christmas vaca. :D

~ it's way more trivial than all your happies, but this one is mine and I'm keeping it ~

glatt 12-16-2016 03:55 PM

That's huge. Enjoy it.

Griff 12-17-2016 09:59 AM

Have maintenance move him while he's out.

Gravdigr 12-17-2016 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 976593)
That's huge. Enjoy it.

Yuge.

Clodfobble 12-18-2016 01:06 AM

Got Mr. Clod to take Stepson out shopping today. They replaced all the basics (he'd outgrown pants and sleep shirts, and destroyed underwear and socks) and also bought several nicer items to, quote, "spiff up" his wardrobe, as Stepson has recently decided he'd like to be the kind of guy who wears fashion-forward dress shirts with vests and/or ties on a regular basis. Happy #1 is I didn't have to deal with any of that, but Happy #2 is Mr. Clod made it clear to Stepson that these voluntary nicer items counted as Christmas presents, which means I have less stuff to panic-purchase in the next week.

Bonus Happy #3, the suit place they went to for some of the dress shirts was going out of business, and Mr. Clod picked up two really nice suits for himself for like $50 each.

xoxoxoBruce 12-18-2016 02:03 AM

Mr Clod fills the breech. Cool! :thumb:

footfootfoot 12-18-2016 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 976730)
Mr Clod fills the breech. Cool! :thumb:

Clodfobble was that grateful? Mr. Clod's lucky day!

Gravdigr 12-18-2016 02:23 PM

Gives new meaning to "Once more unto the breach"...:D

Gravdigr 12-18-2016 02:31 PM

Momdigr's homemade chili.

Great day for chili, too. Just enough snow to tell it happened, the teensiest icicles on the tree limbs, and high of 25.

:yum:

xoxoxoBruce 12-24-2016 03:50 PM

I heard Putin's stealth bomber has the radar signature of a sleigh and eight Reindeer.


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