Two blondes are walking when one looks down and says "Look, rabbit tracks."

The other says "No, those are deer tracks."

"Rabbit tracks", "Deer tracks", "Rabbit tracks", "Deer tracks".

Five minutes later they were both hit by a train.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Abbreviation

Contraction

oxymoron

toupee

Or not toupee

Sally Rodgers

Sally Field

The Flying Nun

The Singing Nun

Maria, from The Sound of Music

Goddamned irritating bitches

I Lurv wimmin