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infinite monkey 03-06-2015 10:04 PM

Jebus, glatt. Glad you're doing better. Don't do that again! I mean, don't fall again...not don't get better again.

Gravdigr 03-07-2015 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 923009)
It could have been worse.

Could have been me.


Lamplighter 04-16-2015 04:11 PM

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DanaC 04-16-2015 04:42 PM

Windows update changed my desktop settings. I fucking hate when it does that.

Gravdigr 04-17-2015 04:30 PM

Today would have been my friend John's 45th birthday.

We're having a thing tonight for him.

He liked vodka, so, vodka it is...

BigV 04-17-2015 06:35 PM

cheers brother

anonymous 06-27-2015 11:03 AM

i have a crush. A persistent crush. An achy heart kind of crush. I think the crush is mutual. There's only one problem: age difference. Stone is bummed.

footfootfoot 06-27-2015 11:37 AM

If age difference is the only problem then that's not bad. However, like i after e there are some exceptions to that rule. Obviously over 18, and if one is under let's say 24 then a 20 or 30 year age difference might need to be tread gently.

I'd say go for it.

anonymous 06-27-2015 11:56 AM

Yes, much over 18. 20 year difference between this person and myself. Person will be leaving at the end of the summer. I would just like to spend some quality time with this person. Make a few memories. Feel something again. Hurt heart in a couple months? I don't care. I would feel alive. But I don't want to subject myself to ridicule, in case I'm reading things wrong. I really don't think I am reading things wrong. It feels like we're both afraid to just come out with it and say hey let's spend some time together. Or this person thinks I am as awesome as they say they think I am but they don't even consider me in that way. I'm out of practice.

sexobon 06-27-2015 12:29 PM


Originally Posted by anonymous (Post 932040)
... I'm out of practice.

Ask 'em if they like fireworks. If they say "Yes.", get real close and ask "All kinds?".

footfootfoot 06-27-2015 02:03 PM

*files that away for future reference*

There's also the old tried and true, "Let's get a pizza and fuck." f they reject that you just say "What's the matter, you don't like pizza?"

monster 06-27-2015 03:39 PM

:thumb: @ Futz

As long as it isn't illegal, go for it. They're going away. If you're reading it wrong, no worries, they'll soon be gone as will your hearthurt. And if it turns out to be the thing that was meant to be, you'll find a way to keep it and you'll have great memories. But if you don't try, all you will have in the future is thoughts of "should I have?" to torture yourself with.

xoxoxoBruce 06-27-2015 03:47 PM

Asking them if they'd like to attend some function with you is general enough to be construed as a date or not.
If you get a positive response you can offer to pay for the tickets.
For an enthusiastic response you could add dinner before or after.
If the afternoon/evening goes well then rip off your clothes and say do me. :blush:

If it's a female and her bra and panties match. She had the same idea.
If it's a male and he has a condom that isn't dried out and left a ring in his wallet, he had the same idea.

Sundae 06-27-2015 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 932053)
If it's a female and her bra and panties match. She had the same idea.

OKAY!!!! 'Fess up!
Who let Bruce in one the secret code?
(yeah, it's usually true)

Where the top or bottom requries special underwear which you don't have in every colour. As in cleavage bra or belly control pants.

But they're parade ring undies, not I'm gonna fuck tonight undies.
They have to match. Because once a man gets to the point of seeing you in your underwear of course he's taking notes :lol:

glatt 06-27-2015 05:01 PM

Go for it.

Of course, it's easy for me to say that.

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