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Flint 10-26-2020 03:41 PM

have you heard this one before?
I closed my peepee in the car door
oh boy howdy I wish I'd have thought
about my ween and decided to not

footfootfoot 10-26-2020 07:49 PM

Maybe you recall?
The closing door that did befall
my peepee; how could I not
remember my member and all that rot

lumberjim 10-26-2020 10:44 PM

Now it looks like it's been
Tied in a knot with my chin
Hanging down in a grin
But that's not what I came here
To sing about tonight

Dude111 10-27-2020 02:11 AM

Hey Flint how are ya buddy??

Flint 10-27-2020 01:08 PM

OWie!!-- OWie!!-- whim wham wozzle!
I've done a real number on my clam-chowder nozzle!

Undertoad 10-27-2020 01:16 PM

for fuck's sake, of all the freakin EMS calls
i'm just glad it didn't pinch my glorious balls

lumberjim 10-27-2020 02:38 PM

although I do have to say
that had I a known it'd be this way
I'd 'ave kept my zipper up and not let it flop
out in the breeze, my weenie please
it's purple and blue from bottom to top

and now the stitches itches itchy itchy
can't get with my bitches bitchy bitchy

Flint 10-27-2020 06:30 PM

ninety-nine stitches--a stitch ain't fun!
a stitch in time saved how many? --none!
I'm not having fun--my johnson! my schlonger!
if only it had been a little less longer

monster 10-27-2020 07:20 PM

[aside] you guys are all weird. Except the one who's just a dick. [/aside]

lumberjim 10-27-2020 09:05 PM

I know she was mad, but it hurts a lot
If only I had asked her impression
That wasn't really an invitation

If a blow job in the parking lot
Was entirely out of the question

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