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Nothing But Net 02-26-2004 02:07 AM

The 'What the fuck!' thread
 
Here is the place to place your WTF found images.

I'll kick off:

<img src="http://www.spt.co.uk/News/story146.jpg">

SteveDallas 02-26-2004 09:33 AM

I just need to clarify... those tally marks are counting the number of night without any.... right?? :angel:

blue 02-26-2004 09:43 AM

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If we had avatars....

Undertoad 02-26-2004 09:52 AM

http://cellar.org/2004/chihuahuasmoke.jpg

Kitsune 02-26-2004 10:08 AM

http://fox.org/~vince/log/daily/48.jpg

You have to love working in a building where important, life-saving features are missing or disabled.

lumberjim 02-26-2004 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Oh dear, I see you suffer the curse of hero worship, Jinx.:haha:
actually, it's SUPERhero worship. does everyone recognize "BeardMan?"

e unibus plurum 02-26-2004 06:10 PM

Ted Kaczinsky?
http://www.alamut.com/images/1999_mi...nski_cabin.jpg

lumberjim 02-26-2004 06:12 PM

i just noticed that in sillhouette, bruce resembled one of the "ghosts" from pac-man


wakka wakka wakka

ladysycamore 02-26-2004 07:40 PM

*LMAO at the dog smoking out of the bong*

baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :haha:

plthijinx 02-26-2004 08:30 PM

hey bruce, weren't you the lead ewok in "return of the jedi"?

BrianR 02-27-2004 09:49 AM

Because he can
 
and he also spends too much time here. :confused:

jaguar 02-27-2004 10:32 AM

Maybe he's Doctor Toast!

Don't ask how I found that.

Elspode 02-27-2004 11:41 AM

Mmmm....Mouse Loaf!

jaguar 02-27-2004 12:07 PM

http://www.jpallas.com/intellectual-...gExpletive.gif

richlevy 02-28-2004 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitsune
http://fox.org/~vince/log/daily/48.jpg

You have to love working in a building where important, life-saving features are missing or disabled.

You should send that one in to your local Fire Department.

richlevy 02-28-2004 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
i just noticed that in sillhouette, bruce resembled one of the "ghosts" from pac-man


wakka wakka wakka

You evil person! I followed the thread and had to stay and play a game of Pac-Man. I didn't even break 6000. Sad.

Nothing But Net 02-28-2004 01:42 PM

Bruce, when I first saw your mouse in the bread pic, I thought it was a roach. Yes, we have 'em that big down here.

plthijinx 03-01-2004 11:03 PM

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montana hooker? or is it my next girlfriend?

Pi 03-02-2004 05:01 AM

Bruce, actually your picture was taken in Brussels. I saw the car and I've been told that some guys didn't like the owner of the BMW. So one night they came with all their friends and turned the car up-side-down... But maybe it's just a rumour!

Cam 03-02-2004 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by plthijinx
montana hooker? or is it my next girlfriend?
That has to be the best sheep joke I've heard. and I've heard a lot of them. :)

lumberjim 03-02-2004 03:53 PM

:thumb:

Pi 03-02-2004 04:41 PM

Profiteur!!!

Elspode 03-02-2004 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Here's a picture of LJ passing out his business cards.
Now just wait a goddamn minute. "What the fuck" is one thing, but this picture *must* have some sort of an explanation. Did they have a "let's see how many cars we can slam together in one place on the count of three" contest? Is there a big sinkhole underneath that pile of cars?

I'm sorry, but this doesn't look like a normal accident. It looks like an automotive cluster fuck, and I want to know what happened!

zippyt 03-02-2004 10:12 PM

Splode , Didn't you ever see the Blues Brothers movie ???
These fine folks were just trying to replecate the whole cop cars crash sceen :rolleyes:

lumberjim 03-02-2004 10:28 PM

is it the 100+ car pile up that happend in texas in the fog that night? I remember hearing about it when we were on tour. I was driving the lil chevette when i heard about it.


eta: nope, on second look, the cars ar too new it had to be after 1999 cuz that's a new grand cherokee in the pic

plthijinx 03-04-2004 06:18 PM

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monster golf cart:

jinx 03-04-2004 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode


I'm sorry, but this doesn't look like a normal accident. It looks like an automotive cluster fuck, and I want to know what happened!

It looks like an accident with a whole lot of extra cars photoshopped in.

Nothing But Net 03-04-2004 11:03 PM

OMWTFG Bruce!
 
That is great! Any idea where this is located? Bet he has no problem with burglars.

Nothing But Net 03-07-2004 08:38 PM

I have decided to join the gold medal in the chest hair set...
 
<img src="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/images/Gold%20Medal%201.jpg">

:cool:

wolf 03-07-2004 08:55 PM

Nice.

Didja get the beads at Mardi Gras for showing yerself off?

Elspode 03-07-2004 11:23 PM

Unique...that's Latin for "kinda weird", isn't it?

Nothing But Net 03-09-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elspode
Unique...that's Latin for "kinda weird", isn't it?
Yeah, I may be weird, but at least I keeping my carbs on the outside! :D

Nothing But Net 03-09-2004 09:58 PM

Thanks for your indugence
 
Here is a real... WTF?

Nothing But Net 03-09-2004 10:19 PM

bruce, you asshole, I deserve a Holley 6, if anything...

Undertoad 03-09-2004 10:42 PM

Something was wrong with NBN's img hosting.

Nothing But Net 03-09-2004 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
Something was wrong with NBN's img hosting.
Oh, something's wrong with NBN's this, something's wrong with NBN's that!

Why don't you all just lay off me?

lumberjim 03-10-2004 06:58 PM

has slang seen that?

might give him nightmares

mrnoodle 03-10-2004 09:28 PM

speaking of beards...
 
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plthijinx 03-10-2004 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net


Oh, something's wrong with NBN's this, something's wrong with NBN's that!

Why don't you all just lay off me?

oooohhhhhh, ok, now i get it. that's why i could hear you the other night slamming shit around out in the yard shouting "they're after me! they're after me!! aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh!!":rolleyes:

wolf 03-10-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Don't make me send my little friend.:D
He's so CUTE!!!!

You think they can maybe be trained to do perimeter patrol?

staceyv 03-12-2004 02:11 PM

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WTF?

bartman 03-29-2004 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Hmmm..a lot more faces then streams.;)

Stagefright.

ladysycamore 04-01-2004 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zippyt
Splode , Didn't you ever see the Blues Brothers movie ???
These fine folks were just trying to replecate the whole cop cars crash sceen :rolleyes:

Hahaaaaaaa! Syc and I just watched the last 45 minutes of that movie last night on VH1 (with that police car pileup, which was so excellent!). :D

ladysycamore 04-01-2004 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Don't make me send my little friend.:D
Awwww!! :D

"Say hello to my li'l friend!" :p

Elspode 04-01-2004 10:42 PM

That's probably what one of those guys is saying to the other in the group urinal photo...

Slartibartfast 04-02-2004 07:19 AM

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dar512 04-02-2004 07:48 AM

What we have here is a physical manifestation of spaghetti code. What was once (probably) a simple phone? network? setup has come to this because no one bothered to refactor.

&lt MrT&gt
I pity the fool that has to maintain that setup!
&lt/MrT&gt

SteveDallas 04-02-2004 08:56 AM

HEYYY!!! Who the hell let you into my wiring closet???

(OK. Mine's not that bad.)

zippyt 04-02-2004 06:11 PM

Is that the "Web" I keep hearing about?

BWWWHHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA !!!!!!

Good one dude :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

wolf 04-04-2004 06:42 PM

Pretty. :)

Slartibartfast 04-26-2004 05:07 PM

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...age-154-04.jpg

plthijinx 04-27-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Yum, yum.:yum:
answer the door! it's domino's!!:D

Lady Sidhe 04-27-2004 09:03 PM

Bertha got a big ol' butt, oh yeah....
 
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*blink, blink*....*blink, blink* Holy Big Bertha Butt, Batman!!!
I don't know if this is real, but considering some of the postcards they sell in New Orleans, I wouldn't doubt if it was.

All I can think of is the line from "Finding Nemo:"

"Gee, that's an awfully big butt..."

(hey, this wouldn't be considered pornography, would it?)

plthijinx 04-27-2004 09:15 PM

oh my fucking god!!!! BWWWWWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! cough, cough, cough, damn i smoke too much,cough, cough....i freakin' laughed so hard i'm still struggling to breath! thanks Sidhe! I needed that!:beer:

Lady Sidhe 04-27-2004 09:22 PM

You're very welcome :D You should see the postcards they have in New Orleans. I have a friend who turns his head away whenever he passes the window they're in. He can't stand to look at them. They make this woman look like TWIGGY.:eek:

plthijinx 04-27-2004 09:38 PM

cough, cough, cough, crap! i read it again!! cough cough! BABY GOT BACK!

Lady Sidhe 04-27-2004 09:49 PM

Yeah.... her back, your back, my back, UT's back, Syc's back, LadySyc's back, TS's back, Wolf's back, Bruce's back, LJ's back...hell, she's got the whole damn Cellar's back....:D

Lady Sidhe 04-27-2004 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
They sure do have some damn strong porches down there.:)
Well, I don't know if they get the pics for the postcards from the local citizenry (I've never actually seen anyone in La. who was as big as the pictures), but I've seen some of them on Rotten.com.


I was in Cancun one summer, and I saw a woman wearing a short lemon-yellow dress, and well, she shouldn't have been wearing that dress, much less in that color. I swear she looked like a yellow submarine :eek:

plthijinx 04-27-2004 10:19 PM

OMG! i've got to remember to scan a post card i have at work! it's a HUGE woman in a bikini. story is that me and the Vice President of the company we work for would search out and send each other the most hideous post card to each other when we took our vacations.......just wait.....it's nasty funny!

lumberjim 04-27-2004 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by plthijinx
OMG! i've got to remember to scan a post card i have at work! it's a HUGE woman in a bikini. story is that me and the Vice President of the company we work for would search out and send each other the most hideous post card to each other when we took our vacations.......just wait.....it's nasty funny!

you forgot the [richard simmons] & [/richard simmons] tags.


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