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kerosene 01-04-2011 07:29 PM

Someone has probably posted this before. But I just can't help myself.


TheMercenary 01-04-2011 07:41 PM

No frigging deer. I know it late in the season but hell.....

We did see a herd of pigs we put out in the wild a while back and a single boar that most likely got kicked out of the herd when he went after the big boy for a place at the top.

Gravdigr 01-13-2011 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kerosene (Post 703302)
Someone has probably posted this before. But I just can't help myself.


That! was fucking great!!!!! That's the coolest thing I've seen this week.

monster 01-18-2011 04:41 PM

Someone making assumptions because they're an asshole. I really shouldn't be upset, what they did is very minor, but frankly they can just suck my dick.

TheMercenary 01-19-2011 01:09 PM

:eek:

sexobon 01-20-2011 12:30 AM

^ Open mouthed emoticon. Freudian slip?

footfootfoot 01-20-2011 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 706484)
Someone making assumptions because they're an asshole. I really shouldn't be upset, what they did is very minor, but frankly they can just suck my dick.

Just watched "The Long Kiss Goodnight" again.

"When you make an assumption, you make and ass out of you and umption."

HungLikeJesus 01-20-2011 09:56 AM

That's a great movie - and very true.

You've got her beat hands down. And neck up.

Big Sarge 01-20-2011 01:17 PM

Merc - I've only killed one deer this season & that was just to put it down after it had been hit by a car. Nice 7 point, probably 3 years old.

Clodfobble 01-20-2011 04:56 PM

"Pissing" me off indeed... one of Minifobette's therapists thought it would be a fantastic idea to teach her how to take off her pants, in anticipation of her potty-training.

No, you dumb bitch, you potty-train her in anticipation of the day she can take off her own pants! Now I have to cinch her pants up with a tight belt just to keep her from pissing on the floor every 10 minutes.

zippyt 01-21-2011 09:18 PM

I had a Nice warm INSIDE All day job lined up for today , But NOOO !!
Boss called , I got to Spend the DAY in COLD ( I Think it MAY have hit 30 today ) wet , Nasty ( fertalizer plant ) working on a RUSTED Out piece pf SHIT Truck scale , found a Bad part , I thought Well we need to Order said part , But NOO ! The customer had one , so I got to spend 2-3 hrs Putting it In .
Fucken Fuckers Fucken FUUUUUCCCCKKK !!!


Sorry I feel better Now

Pete Zicato 01-21-2011 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 707210)
Sorry I feel better Now

Just be glad you're not in Chicago. Current temp is 6F. I think we had a high of 9F. Lots of wind too, just to make things perfect.

zippyt 01-21-2011 10:15 PM

Dude I walked a fence in IceLand for a year once , this was Cold but I seen WAAAAY Colder !!!

Pete Zicato 01-22-2011 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 707212)
Dude I walked a fence in IceLand for a year once , this was Cold but I seen WAAAAY Colder !!!

Oh man. This is as cold as I ever want to be.

Juniper 01-22-2011 11:45 PM

"Discussion boards" that refuse to allow actual discussion.

There's a certain forum I visit that, from time to time, has a member -- usually a new person -- bring up something mildly controversial about the subject being "discussed." The topic is generally really interesting and could foster a deeper understanding, but oh no, the board moderators always get offended and shut it down saying the poster is being disrespectful.

Makes me crazy. But whatcha gonna do? You play in someone's sandbox, gotta play by their rules. :(

ZenGum 01-23-2011 12:06 AM

Kick sand in their faces.

Juniper 01-23-2011 01:01 AM

I'm trying! :)

footfootfoot 01-25-2011 12:31 PM

I am trying to be all "brick and mortar" support the mom and pop stores and all that shit. So i had my doc send my scrip to the local pharmacy instead of the big box pharmacy. So they fucked up my doc's ID number somehow and they think she is not covered under my insurance and they are too busy to figure out how to fix the problem right now but will get on it in a few hours. This is after me calling them yesterday and them saying they hadn't gotten it when my doc told me she had sent it to them.

Fucksticks.
It's not like taking it right now will make any difference (it takes 2 weeks to start working) it's just the principle of it all. I know I could send it to big box and they would not have this problem. The main thing I suspect is that this mom and pop operation is running on commodore 64 computers and dial-up-- if they even have a computer.

Isn't the point of the mom and pop store that you get more personalized customer service? Maybe this is the personalized customer service that one gets when they hate you.

Shawnee123 01-25-2011 12:34 PM

Hey foot, what scrip did you get? (You don't have to answer if you don't want.)

monster 01-25-2011 12:56 PM

my bloody nose.

footfootfoot 01-25-2011 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 707831)
Hey foot, what scrip did you get? (You don't have to answer if you don't want.)

generic Celexa, with a possible add in of welbutrin

Shawnee123 01-25-2011 01:38 PM

Ahh. Hope it helps.

Pissing me off? So-called 'friends.' Friends like that who needs enemas?

Spexxvet 01-25-2011 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 707829)
Isn't the point of the mom and pop store that you get more personalized customer service?

Personalized doesn't necessarily mean accurate or high quality.

Shawnee123 01-25-2011 02:15 PM

No, personalized means personal. As in personal. It doesn't mean anything else but personal. So stop using that word even though we knew exactly what you meant. kthx.

footfootfoot 01-25-2011 02:37 PM

What word?

jimhelm 01-25-2011 02:37 PM

inconceivable!

footfootfoot 01-25-2011 02:39 PM

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Shawnee123 01-25-2011 02:39 PM

Personally I don't care which word you use. By that I mean I don't care in any way except that it's personal. I dont' mean my not caring is efficient or my lack of compassion is state of the art. It just means that, in a personal way, you can use whatever word suits you personally. Our word use is, well, it's personal.

footfootfoot 01-25-2011 02:47 PM

So do all transitive verbs piss you, personally, off? Myself, it's the intransitive ones. ;)

Shawnee123 01-25-2011 02:49 PM

ALL transitive verbs. I see NO reason why verbs have to dress like the opposite sex and traipse and sashay around the paragraph like they ain't got no shame. Hmmph. They's goin' to hell, you know, them transitives.

monster 01-25-2011 02:52 PM

it's a travesty

footfootfoot 01-25-2011 03:02 PM

Alls I know is that when I go to use my transitive verbs they better not have some of a subject, and they better not have most of a subject, They better have ALL of a subject.

Shawnee123 01-25-2011 03:04 PM

You're not being very objective.

monster 01-25-2011 03:16 PM

objection!

plthijinx 01-25-2011 03:30 PM

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP

monster 01-25-2011 03:38 PM

KP Nuts.

Griff 01-25-2011 09:25 PM

The cow-orker idjit I put in a box last year escaped today...

plthijinx 01-25-2011 09:44 PM

uh oh. should we break out the tranquilizer guns?

Griff 01-25-2011 10:02 PM

Don't give me any ideas.

Aliantha 02-23-2011 06:28 PM

I just spilled maggotty dog food water down my legs lifting the old dog food bin into the rubbish bin for collection today. A job my much stronger and taller son was supposed to do last night! He's got hell to pay when he gets home.

eta: it was the dogs dry food bin, and was about 20 yrs old (yes it's seen a few dogs come and go) and it had developed a small rust hole on the bottom and a layer of dry food had solidified on it, and on top of that, Max made off with the lid and we'll be buggered if we can find it. So anyway, we'd decided to replace it and Aden was supposed to dispose of it all a few days ago, but instead it got left out in the rain, so the flies got into all the slop and laid eggs, and then the sun has been blazing for the last couple of days, so the eggs have hatched. Hence, maggotty watery sloppy dog food. Fucking disgusting!

zippyt 02-23-2011 07:04 PM

Oh Jr done Messed UP !!!!

plthijinx 02-23-2011 07:10 PM

that is downright nasty! maggots are disgustingly creepy. i hope i never get bitten by a brown recluse spider cuz they use them to gnaw away the dead flesh. among other medical uses. :eek:

Aliantha 02-23-2011 07:54 PM

Oh it's about 20 miles past nasty! It was enough to make me barf!

plthijinx 02-23-2011 07:56 PM

i bet so. my gag reflex sucks. i know i;d be dry heaving like nothing else.

Aliantha 02-23-2011 08:01 PM

If my son is very lucky, it will pour down with rain before he gets home and that'll help clean up the mess.

plthijinx 02-23-2011 08:07 PM

nah, give him chop sticks and tell him to enjoy dinner! :vomit:

ZenGum 02-24-2011 12:13 AM

Yeuch!!!! Aden, you are in TROUBLE!

Pete Zicato 02-24-2011 10:10 AM

Blockage at 4am. I'm sick, tired, and cranky.

ZenGum 02-25-2011 08:29 PM

Nose? Bowels? Arteries? Traffic? Sewer? What, man, WHAT???

casimendocina 02-25-2011 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 713066)
If my son is very lucky, it will pour down with rain before he gets home and that'll help clean up the mess.

Did it?

casimendocina 02-25-2011 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 713062)
Oh it's about 20 miles past nasty! It was enough to make me barf!

Just reading about it was enough to make me feel sick.

Pete Zicato 02-25-2011 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 713353)
Nose? Bowels? Arteries? Traffic? Sewer? What, man, WHAT???

Blockage in the small intestine. Years of Crohn's disease has built up scar tissue. Even a small amount of roughage can cause a blockage.

Shawnee123 02-26-2011 02:20 PM

Shallow people with dubious (read: self-interested only) causes.

Oh, and pasty fat old white hillbilly men.

And gas prices.

footfootfoot 02-26-2011 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 713452)
Shallow people with dubious (read: self-interested only) causes.

Oh, and pasty fat old white hillbilly men.

And gas prices.

Oh, so now I'm a hillbilly?

monster 02-26-2011 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 713452)
And gas prices.

Plenty of free gas round here today....

Aliantha 02-26-2011 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina (Post 713368)
Did it?

Nope

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina (Post 713369)
Just reading about it was enough to make me feel sick.

I'm glad I'm not the only one! lol

Trilby 02-26-2011 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 713469)
Oh, so now I'm a hillbilly?

well, you do have a magical bird clock...

zippyt 02-26-2011 10:12 PM

She said CLOCK People !!

bluecuracao 02-27-2011 05:59 PM

My new upstairs neighbors...are obviously not used to living in multi-family quarters...I think they are actually a spastic rhinoceros couple...

zippyt 02-27-2011 06:23 PM

spastic rhinoceros sex ??


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