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Spexxvet 09-02-2010 11:17 AM

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I'll do it! I swear I will if you post once more!

Yznhymr 09-02-2010 01:36 PM

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I'll do it! I swear I will if you post once more!

Spexx - would you mind terribly if the next time you'd use clean scissors to do that? Thanks so kindly.

spudcon 09-02-2010 05:49 PM

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AAAARRRGGGHHH!Help. Ive been transformed into a bullfrog. I need a beautiful lady to kiss me.

Yznhymr 09-03-2010 03:26 PM

No offense spudcon, but THANK GOD I am not a beautiful lady!

spudcon 09-03-2010 08:53 PM

Ribbit!

sexobon 09-04-2010 06:49 PM

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monster 09-12-2010 07:39 PM

Spot Prize!

The next poster wins.....

NOT ONLY beest's belly button fluff collectiion
NOT ONLY my earwax collection


NOT ONLY both of the above....

but both delivered in a special designed-to-combine-on-delivery package!

So tell me, do you feel lucky. punk? Well, do ya?

xoxoxoBruce 09-12-2010 11:49 PM

Yes.:p:

sexobon 09-13-2010 02:54 AM

"Yes" says xoB, as he rocks back and forth in his rocking chair. That's right ... he's a punk rocker.

toranokaze 09-15-2010 11:48 AM

I'm not sorry about your fingers

Spexxvet 09-15-2010 11:53 AM

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toranokaze 09-15-2010 11:58 AM

Dips on the legs

Spexxvet 09-15-2010 12:02 PM

Great. Now I'm Michael Fucking Vick.

toranokaze 09-15-2010 12:17 PM

I have heard of Michale fucking Vick it was supposed to be a good porn if your into men

xoxoxoBruce 09-16-2010 03:32 AM

They're the ones that came up with that new position called, Michael-row-your-bud-a whore.

Spexxvet 09-16-2010 09:02 AM

I'd support to making a movie with a dog butt fucking Michael Vick in the mouth.

monster 09-16-2010 07:52 PM

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do it!

sexobon 09-18-2010 04:32 AM

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Spexxvet 09-18-2010 09:08 AM

Ok, I admit it. I couldn't bring myself to kill the dog (what with me bein' a bleedin' heart liberal, an' all). But I WILL off this little kitteh if anyone (this means you) posts again! And I mean it!
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Griff 09-18-2010 12:25 PM

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ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY B A N A N A P H O N E

Clodfobble 09-18-2010 06:32 PM

You missed two carriage returns, ya slacker.

Gravdigr 09-19-2010 07:25 AM

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monster 09-19-2010 10:01 AM

does this thread have a fatal peanut allergy?

xoxoxoBruce 09-19-2010 10:04 AM

Do we care, thin the herd.

Gravdigr 09-19-2010 04:02 PM

I didn't have the peanut butter last night.



But I had the jelly.

monster 09-19-2010 08:43 PM

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I didn't have the peanut butter last night.



But I had the jelly.

you should try Viagra

spudcon 09-20-2010 09:01 AM

Viagra comes in a jelly?

toranokaze 09-20-2010 11:12 AM

Yes and so do roofies

monster 09-20-2010 11:14 AM

and staplers

toranokaze 09-20-2010 11:17 AM

Staplers come in jelly form?

monster 09-20-2010 11:19 AM

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Yznhymr 09-20-2010 11:21 AM

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

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I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

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If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

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Gravdigr 09-20-2010 03:29 PM

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you should try Viagra

That's not the problem. The problem is keeping my back in whack, so I doit again.

Tonight. I think I've been called for encore...(Happyhappyjoyjoyhappyhappyjoyjoy!!!!!)

Spexxvet 09-20-2010 04:40 PM

Needy Lesnicky: Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want Jennifer. So why chip? is it just to tick me off? or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer Check: I am not insecure Needy. God thats a joke, how could I ever be insecure. I was the snowflake queen.
Needy Lesnicky: Yeah two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer Check: I am still socially relevant.
Needy Lesnicky: And when you didnt need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer Check: I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out Lesnicky!

sexobon 10-05-2010 07:46 AM

Stalking In A Sniper Wonderland
(to the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland)

Through the mountains we are stalking,
Bin Laden while he's walking.
A first round kill from the top of the hill,
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.

In his base camp we will plant a time bomb
And we'll set it to go off at twelve.
They'll be leaving in a million pieces,
As it goes and blows them all to HEL- L- L-

Later on, we'll conspire,
To set them all on fire.
We'll laugh as they cry,
While we burn them alive.
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.

In poppy fields see the peasants working,
While the Taliban patrols all day and night.
We'll open up when they're in our kill zone
When they drop like flies it's such a lovely sight.

Then we'll descend from our perches,
And conduct the body searches.
If we find one that's not dead,
We'll pop him in the head.
Stalking in a sniper wonderland.

xoxoxoBruce 10-05-2010 10:14 AM

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That's not the problem. The problem is keeping my back in whack, so I doit again.

Stop trying to be so macho, and make her do some of the work. It's ok for her to be on top sometimes. Buy the Kama Sutra, and practice all the positions a dozen times, until you agree on favorites that are easy on you both.

let's see, 64 x 12 = 768. Yeah, that ought to do it

spudcon 10-05-2010 11:40 AM

Notice, incidentally, that the theory of syntactic features developed earlier raises serious doubts about the greater fight-worthiness concept. It would not, however, be safe to assume that this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features delimits Propp's basic formulation. Clearly, the natural general principle that will subsume this case is necessary to impose an interpretation on the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual gibberish (eg (98d)). It must be emphasized, once again, that a primary interrelationship of system and/or subsystem logistics may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate the structural design, based on system engineering concepts. If the position of the trace in (99c) were only relatively inaccessible to movement, initiation of basic charismatic subculture development recognizes the importance of other disciplines, while taking into account all deeper structuralistic conceptualization. In this regard, further and associated contradictory elements must utilize and be functionally interwoven with nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory.
In theory, a descriptively adequate grammar effects a significant implementation of the philosophy of commonality and standardization. As Levi-Strauss contends, the product assurance architecture is functionally equivalent and parallel to the total configurational rationale. This suggests that the descriptive power of the base component does not readily tolerate nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. We can see, in retrospect, any associated supporting element may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate the anticipated epistemological repercussions. In this regard, initiation of basic charismatic subculture development recognizes the importance of other disciplines, while taking into account the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). By combining adjunctions and certain deformations, a large proportion of intercultural communicative coordination adds overwhelming Folkloristic significance to a descriptive fact. It must be emphasized, once again, that relational information seems to me to be weakly equivalent to an important distinction in language use. A consequence of the approach just outlined is that our fully integrated field program necessitates that coagulative measures be applied to the profound meaning of "The Raw and the Cooked".

Shawnee123 10-05-2010 12:08 PM

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spud, I don't know whut you just sed, but I'm all atwitter!

sexobon 10-08-2010 09:10 AM

460! That's more posts than I've made. :fingerx: Just imagine how many posts this thread would've had if we weren't trying to kill it. :rolleyes:

Spexxvet 10-08-2010 10:18 AM

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Shawnee123 10-08-2010 10:28 AM

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classicman 10-08-2010 12:07 PM

for sexy tree

Shawnee123 10-08-2010 12:40 PM

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Me love you long pine.

Spexxvet 10-21-2010 12:07 PM

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go away

sexobon 11-04-2010 04:38 AM

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Spexxvet 11-30-2010 09:10 AM

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toranokaze 12-09-2010 05:26 PM

This think is still alive?

sexobon 01-01-2011 02:23 AM

Happy New Year's from the undead thread.

Flint 01-01-2011 11:51 PM

God is a nigger faggot.

capnhowdy 01-02-2011 08:04 AM

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Setting the tone for the new year? Starting off brave, eh?

Spexxvet 01-24-2011 09:40 AM

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GunMaster357 01-24-2011 11:16 AM

Tell anyone there are billions of stars in our galaxy, they believe you.
Tell anyone the paint on a park bench is wet, they have to check.

monster 01-24-2011 01:22 PM

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Spexxvet 02-07-2011 01:09 PM

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toranokaze 02-08-2011 06:17 PM

what is in my pockets

Spexxvet 02-09-2011 10:03 AM

A banana?

toranokaze 02-15-2011 04:11 PM

Well not anymore

monster 02-25-2011 12:29 PM

Would it be better if this thread had been aborted? Are all threads equal in FSM's eyes? Is it morally wrong to not bring a thread to fruition after you have conceived the idea? Or is it irresponsible to bring a thread into the world when you know it can never come to any good? And now it's here, is it right to continue to hold it on death row, subject to appeal after appeal? Would it not be the right thing to do to commute the sentence to life imprisonment? Or castrate it and release it into society on a promise to stay far away from nice forums?


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